RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Joe Mama loves TheCock. DIG IT.

Whats a collecti?

That's what I wanna know!

I'm flattered that whomod thinks my cock is so large that I can sodomize myself.

And you say I butcher the english language

Least I can read.

"JoeMamaLovesTheCock" not "his" cock.

Stupid bastard.

Was I "delluded?" Perhaps I should "excorcize" some reading comprehension, whomod? Your obsession with me is so clear. How soon before you print a copy of my avatar to hang above your glory hole so you can fantasize that it's me (instead of daddy or uncle) that you're fellating? A day? Two?

Excellent way of avoiding the point, asshole.

And nobodies after you, so much as the whole board. You just reply more then most of the other idiots. So stop crying you emo fuck, you're not a victim.

You were big and bad enough to my buddy Mott, now you are a victim.

How the mighty (or dumb-bitches who think they are mighty) have fallen.

"Nobody's."

"You just reply more than..."

"So stop crying you emo fuck. You're not a victim." Or: "So stop crying you emo fuck; you're not a victim."

"You were big and bad enough to my buddy Mott. Now you are a victim." Or: "You were big and bad enough to my buddy Mott; now you are a victim."

(By the way, make up your mind. Am I or am I not a victim?)

I win again. Thank you for this micro-meltdown, but I want to witness the whole she-bang.

"Nobody's."

"You just reply more than..."

"So stop crying you emo fuck. You're not a victim." Or: "So stop crying you emo fuck; you're not a victim."

"You were big and bad enough to my buddy Mott. Now you are a victim." Or: "You were big and bad enough to my buddy Mott; now you are a victim."

(By the way, make up your mind. Am I or am I not a victim?)

I win again. Thank you for this micro-meltdown, but I want to witness the whole she-bang.

Aw, little baby feels he won by being a pedantic little shit.

Too bad you were being deflective which only exposes your weakness. Can't handgle m point, emo boy? Gotta go back to the typo's?



Lame.

Those gaffes should just be obvious to you, whomod. Keep calling out others for their typos, you grumpy ol' (hypocritical) queen.

I win again.

Repeating yourself over and over isn't a victory. This isn't nascar.

And you say I butcher the english language

Least I can read.

"JoeMamaLovesTheCock" not "his" cock.

Stupid bastard.

Oooooooooooooooooooooh YEAH

Good point. Sometimes when I'm backed into a corner I just say all sorts of stupid things.

I do indeed love ALL kinds of cock. Especially Nowhereman's. If he comes and saves me from the ass kicking I'm kicking I'll gladly suck his cock.

DIG IT!

At least you can admit that I'm doing the ass kicking, whomod.

I win again!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh YEAH.

JoeMama is running out of steam.

Somebody get me some COCK!

whomod finally admits it!

I win again!

whomod continues to grasp at straws and create alts!

I win again!

My goodness! You're such a big, strong boy. You win all the time. You are a winner! Isn't that right everyone? Joe Mama IS a winner. Just like this little guy...



He was the fastest runner. And he won. Just like Jo Jo did.

Good for you Joe.

Love,
Mommy

whomod makes fun of the mentally handicapped while fantasizing about me...not cool, whomod. Leave the special kids alone. They didn't do anything to you. That kid even got lobster after the race, judging by the bib he's wearing. Just because I'm beating you all over this board doesn't mean you should take your sexual and general frustration out on innocent retarded people.

You lose, whomod. I win. And I didn't have to poke fun at innocents to do it.

Sweetheart, I'm not "whomod" and I'm certainly not poking fun at the mentally handicapped. Unless, of course, you think that comparing those brave, mentally handicapped boys and girls who compete in the Special Olympics to you is poking fun of them?

Do you?

Do you think you're not as "special" as a Special Olympian? Well, I think you are. In fact, I think you're Momma's very special Special Olympian. Yay for you!

Love,
Momma

Now you're just backpedalling, whomod. You got called out for having to make fun of the mentally challenged to make fun of me and, being the whiny liberal queen that you are, you had to back off the statement. That's just sad. You're too weak-minded to keep up with me, so you insulted people who can't help their condition to insult me. Say what you want, but I never made fun of the special needs people to get to you. Frankly, I'm more than a little disappointed at your shameful "quip." Feel free to apologize, if you're adult enough to do so.

Fucking degenerate, making fun of the retarded. It was lame enough that you had to go for the mother joke - lame, but ignorable (mother jokes don't offend). But making fun of the Special Olympics? I hope I'm not wrong in saying that's beneath even you. So far it looks like I might be.

Scumbag.

Sweetheart, Mummy's soooo sorry for making you upset. Did you wet yourself?

But, you're wrong, honey. Momma's not making fun of anyone other than you. And do you know why? It's because you're my special boy.

Mommy loves you Sweetheart, always remember that.

Oh, and by the way, calling someone "retarded" is a bit of an insult; the politically correct term is "mentally handicapped" or "mentally challenged" or "special needs" people.

Try your very bestest to remember that and those meanies won't hold you down and pull off your pants at school anymore like they did last week.

**BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**

Oh. My. Sides. Hurt.

That was so funny, Sweetie. You're Mommy's funny little man, did you know that?

Always thinking you "win" because you can't stand to look at yourself objectively and realize how desperate and pathetic your pathological need to constantly "win" is.

But that's okay, because Mommy still loves you. Do you love Mommy?

And remember, Mommy's met many, many, many "mentally challenged" people that are lots smarter than her special, funny little man.

Kisses.

And, that, friends, is how one wins. The forced laughter. Hack psychological evaluation, followed by some backpedalling: "I know lotsa [group x] and they're so [compliment]." Your backpedalling is noted. Your surrender, however, is not yet accepted. I think I'll smack you around some more.

My mommy always says I'm special. As long as I wear my helmet and don't drool on anyone.

And, that, friends, is how one wins. The forced laughter. Hack psychological evaluation, followed by some backpedalling: "I know lotsa [group x] and they're so [compliment]." Your backpedalling is noted. Your surrender, however, is not yet accepted. I think I'll smack you around some more.

I agree. Denial and staying the course always leads to victory!

And there you have it, from an "unimpeachable" source. Thank you, George W. You've been a very good boy today. You didn't start any wars or make any stupid speeches. You get a special Mommy Super Ultra Deluxe Gold Star for the day.

Love,
Mommy

The day is still youth. I'll declare war on Israel if it kills me (and everybody else).