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Joe Mama admits to having a pussy by talking to it in the Damn Golf thread.

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 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
Joe Mama admits to having a pussy by talking to it in the Damn Golf thread.

Updates at six.


So you're saying that you're my pussy and I have you?

Um...okay. That works.

Weirdest win yet...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Indeed.

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Terrible comeback.

I'm offended that you can't do any better, Hermie.

Metatextualism is not your thing.

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My vagina uses big words. It's a smart vag.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I'm telling you, Hermie.

You need to try harder.

This shit ain't working.

It reeks of lameness.

BTW, you pussy called and asked me to tell you to quit playing with your prehensile dick and put some vinegar and water on her. She's starting to smell bad.

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Another schizophrenic alt?

(Read the Golf thread again, my pussy. You'll catch on soon enough.)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
Terrible comeback.

I'm offended that you can't do any better, Hermie.

Metatextualism is not your thing.


Yeah, not everyone can pull off the metrosexual thing. Just not their style.


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 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
Terrible comeback.

I'm offended that you can't do any better, Hermie.

Metatextualism is not your thing.


Yeah, not everyone can pull off the metrosexual thing. Just not their style.


PCG scores a hat trick???

Oh dear Jesus, this is funny!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Wow. You seriously don't recognize your own failure when you see it.

Your insults are about as funny as that retarded hermaphroditic prick of yours that was so lonely for attention, even from you, that it had to learn to play with itself.

Joe Mama, you failure is starting to reach epic proportions if this is all you've got.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama









Oh dear Jesus, this is funny!

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Oww. I'm sorry our schools failed you.

Or, specially translated for you:

Imz sury owr skools fayled yoo.

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Easy, I'm not the dyslexic here.


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Never said you were dyslexic, just stupid.

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PCG is doing all my work for me!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Really. Is that why there is no longer a damn golf thread in the Sports and Wrestling forum?

You lose, Hermie.

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You actually had your own thread deleted? Damn, that's rough. Also, kinda sad - I didn't think you Insurgency folk would stoop so low as to Velo their threads.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I didn't start the damn thing. It isn't mine. I didn't delete it as I don't believe I have that kind of power here.

BTW, what the hell's a velo, Hermie? I assume it has to do with some hermaphroditic neurosis that compels you to constantly try to fuck yourself. Too bad for the Freudian slip, Herms.

I'm guessing you meant veto?

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No, I meant Velo. As in "Kristogar Velo." Another reference that you didn't catch and didn't bother to look up before you "raided." Cripes, do some research. Do I have to explain Comic Book Guy to you when I say "Worst. Raid. Ever!" ?

I'll make your life a little easier, since you are my vagina. You may still be able to look up Kristogar Velo in wikipedia. Go ahead, I'll wait.

And again, Uschi's our hermaphrodite. You'll catch on to these references if you stick around after Halotard runs away crying...again.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Wow. Referencing an obscure comic book character on the internet. You are a geeky little hermaphrodite, aren't you?

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 Originally Posted By: pelvis thrustly
Wow. Referencing an obscure comic book character on the internet. You are a geeky little hermaphrodite, aren't you?



And you're my geeky little vagina. Stop flirting with me!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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