RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Good Morning Insurgents

first off, please do not type things to me or make eye contact with me. in the future, when your services are needed, i'll let you know and make my nuts available to you. but until such time, i ask that you look away.

secondly, i don't co-admin. i am gob. you can wish to be like me, but i have no desire to join up with you or visit your "gay surgery" or whatever the name of your group is.

you're free to stay here. you can do or post whatever you want. you'll not bother me or anyone else here, so please have fun with your time. its true, i don't really like posts with ornate signature images, but thats more so a choice than a rule. enormous signature images are for shitheads, and i choose not to be one.

however, just because i establish no rules here, do not think i am without ultimate power. you'll notice, as an example of my power, not only did i edit your name to be ridiculously flaming ("Captain Zzap"! hahaha) but i've also gone through every post of yours and made an edit -- adding a fruity quasi-signature beneath your commentary. from this point forward, every post you make will end with "Zzap!"



see?

you already look silly.

sincerely,
gob

Remember that time Halo cried...........a lot?

which one?

You mean his life hasn't been one giant crying spell.

Come join the Insurgency. As a Co-Admin, I'll protect you and make sure no one scares you. It'll give your bruises time to heal. Maybe get some reconstructive surgery on your sphincter so you can stop wearing Depends. Hell, I'll even make you a Mod.

Zzap!

Remember that time Halo cried...........a lot?

Made of Gold.

That wasn't the first time Rob crushed whomod...remember when Rob told us about whomod's shitty alts, told him to go fuck himself, and that caused whomod to hide out with his fag friends at the boards where everyone agrees with each other?

Ah, I love the smell of pwnage in the morning.

Our successes are mounting. Their incessant whining continues. Their constant need to remind us that nothing we do have any affect on them speaks directly to their lack of confidence.

FirstAmongDaves has already offered his surrender.

Obviously the liberal posts made in the political forum yesterday had the desired effect.

They have consistently claimed to be a board of free speech while mocking us for having four rules, yet they have repeatedly altered, edited, and deleted entire posts. Their hypocrisy knows literally no bounds.

More of them are signing up at the Insurgency. I haven't approved today's crop, yet, but will later on in the day.

At the moment, of the 14 registered posters, a full 50% of them are Insurgents.

Our attacks are keeping their regular posters away.

The fear is spreading.

We are nearing the end.

Zzap!

That wasn't the first time Rob crushed whomod...remember when Rob told us about whomod's shitty alts, told him to go fuck himself, and that caused whomod to hide out with his fag friends at the boards where everyone agrees with each other?

is that girl even close to legal? fucking pedophiles.

who chooses to argue when there are photos of giant boobs to look at, instead?

I agree. Which is why I was shocked when Joe and Grimm continued with their initial tantrums even after I posted a pic of a naked chick (granted...her boobs were far from giant).

You also told us it was a picture of your "sister." Pimping family members - real or imagined - is weird.

By the way, Tommy, don't think it's lost anyone that I've been relatively nice to you over the last day or so, while you've been openly insulting. Just supports my claims that you can't stay away, that your botched "raid" was more about revenge than your pretend noble causes (why else would you mention Grimm, who hasn't even been here in some time), and that you need me to complete you. Kinda gay, there, Tommy. Maybe you and Nick should get together. Gay marriage is legal in Canada and I think you'd make a good wife for him.