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ButterRican happy User The somewhat random
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George they're onto us!!

he *logged out* hours ago after someone insulted Castro.

then Im out

Im Mxy!

GIVE ME BACK MY PENIS

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think
it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down
every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I
talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get
it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

ButterRican happy User The somewhat random
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BRING BACK BUTTER

A couple have travelled 60 miles for fish and chips in their favourite seaside town every day for the past 10 years.

Ermis Nicholas, 71, reckons the daily pilgrimage - which has cost him and his wife Androniki £18,200 - has even saved his life.

For a man recovering from a near-fatal heart attack, it might not seem the ideal recovery plan, but the retired restaurateur says it's helped him shed seven stone, reports the Daily Mail.

Every morning, the pair catch two buses to get from their home in Bristol to Weston-super-Mare - where they have fish and chips for lunch, followed by a six mile stroll around the resort.

The Cypriot-born couple have racked up 2,600 visits and 156,000 miles - but thanks to their bus passes the travel is free.

It all began in 1998, when Mr Nicholas suffered a heart attack. Weighing 19-stone, he was advised by doctors to take a daily walk.

"I was given little chance of surviving. I had a belly so big I could balance a pint on it," he said.

"They had me taking nine tablets every day but they weren't helping me so I stopped taking them and started walking instead. I have never looked back.

"All the fish-and- chip bars in Weston are great so we like to have a change and eat somewhere different every day."

Now 12-stone, Mr Nicholas says he has never felt better.

I am confounded at the stinginess of some institutions and some people. I'm bewildered by it. You can only put away so much stuff in your closet.
Paul Newman

I have taken roads that I wished I had not traveled on. And I'm traveling on some pretty exciting ones, too.
Paul Newman

I try to acknowledge that by giving back something to those to whom luck has been brutal.
Paul Newman

But really I think one of the delights in my life is to go to these camps and see the staff members who, I think, are some of are the best part of America, who are who care for people who are less fortunate than they are.
Paul Newman

Whenever I'm in the dumps, I come up here and it reaffirms everything that I think is really good and generous about this country.
Paul Newman

That's half the delight of it. And the royalties that I get from the business and the profits after charity I can give away.
Paul Newman

Why not, really, go to the fullest length, and the silliest length, in exploiting yourself and turn the proceeds back to the community?
Paul Newman

I respect generosity in people, and I respect it in companies too, I don’t look at it as philanthropy; I see it as an investment in the community.
Paul Newman

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