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#92471 2003-09-17 1:48 AM
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Is this about Eddie and the space time continum again?

#92472 2003-09-17 1:48 AM
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quote:
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You've obviously never read FNB's poetry.Here's an e-mail he sent me 2 days ago.

You're obviously not a golfer.
Fore!

Or is that "four"?

#92473 2003-09-17 1:58 AM
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Bad USCHI!! Bad, bad! So very bad... [woooOOOOoooo!]

#92474 2003-09-17 1:59 AM
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Funny thing is, FNB asked me for a lenght of rope......

#92475 2003-09-17 2:04 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Is this about Eddie and the space time continum again?

Listen closely. There are pools... of instability... in the fabric-

#92476 2003-09-17 2:05 AM
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Hannibal Lector would be proud!

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[biiiig grin]

#92477 2003-09-17 2:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Funny thing is, FNB asked me for a lenght of rope......

Now, was he trying to re-enact the old Pace Picante Sauce commercials, or was he serious?

#92478 2003-09-17 2:28 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
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Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Is this about Eddie and the space time continum again?

Listen closely. There are pools... of instability... in the fabric-
All of life is theory. Until you learn this you have learned nothing. Fact is a four letter word. I know you like 4 letter words Uschi, but it doesn't make them appropriate.

#92479 2003-09-17 2:38 AM
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Damn. Nuts to that 'tard. Fuck nazi. Shut your face.

#92480 2003-09-17 2:40 AM
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Methinks little girl should not be theorizing about things of which she knows nothing about.

#92481 2003-09-17 4:32 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Mrs. LLance?

Watch it TK! Mrs. LLance is off limits!

#92482 2003-09-17 4:41 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Funny thing is, FNB asked me for a lenght of rope......

That's not funny!

#92483 2003-09-17 4:42 AM
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I'm always happy to see FNB leave. Wish he'd take his other IDs with him!

#92484 2003-09-17 5:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
I'm always happy to see FNB leave. Wish he'd take his other IDs with him!

Especially that Rob Kamphausen one.

#92485 2003-09-17 9:19 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by Animalman:
You're obviously not a golfer.

Fore!

Or is that "four"?

....obviously I'm not a golfer either... [gulp!]

#92486 2003-09-17 11:46 AM
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Is FNB's name John?

#92487 2003-09-17 12:37 PM
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I once watched FNB weeping over an anthill that had lost its Queen.

That summer FNB became Queen of that anthill. Resplendent in his diamond tiara and pink tutu, and shrugging off the cries of 'Gaylord!', he threw himself into the business of laying eggs for the colony.

During those hazy summer days, while the rest of us played catch in the park and tried unsuccessfully to fondle out girlfriends breasts, FNB gave birth to over a million ants.

When the ants that live in my keyboard, and also in my hair, learned that he had left the boards they arranged themselves into a copy of his new avatar, on my desk, and only disbanded after I poured boiling water over them.

FNB: a man of great humanity and quiet dignity.

#92488 2003-09-17 12:38 PM
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Send in the clone!

#92489 2003-09-17 12:52 PM
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...what does that mean, Theo?

...are you Ike Willis?

#92490 2003-09-18 3:28 AM
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What day is it, could you please tell me
What day is it, I'm confused you see
Is it Sunday? "No."
Is it Monday? "No!"
Is it Tuesday, Bluesday, better wear your shoes day?
"No-no-no-no-no-no-no!"
Is it Wednesday? "NO!"
Is it Thursday? "Shut up!"
Is it Friday, Saturday, better wear a hatter day?
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!"
Maybe it's tomorrow, and maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday, I just forgot!

Maybe it's tomorrow, and maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday, I just forgot!
Hey what day is it, could you please tell me
What day is it what day is it? I'm.......confused...you..see......woah!

#92491 2003-09-18 4:29 AM
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Somehow I can see FNB nestling ant eggs in his anal cavity.

#92492 2003-09-18 8:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by LLance:
I'm always happy to see FNB leave. Wish he'd take his other IDs with him!

Especially that Rob Kamphausen one.
And his Llance one!

#92493 2003-09-18 12:00 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Somehow I can see FNB nestling ant eggs in his anal cavity.

Classic case of projection is there ever was one... [izzat so?]

#92494 2003-09-18 12:36 PM
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As long as its not followed by erection!

#92495 2003-09-18 2:13 PM
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...dick shooter?

#92496 2003-09-18 11:23 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by theory9:
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Originally posted by Dave:
Somehow I can see FNB nestling ant eggs in his anal cavity.

Classic case of projection is there ever was one... [izzat so?]
Riposte!

#92497 2003-09-19 1:18 AM
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Yes, we must all remember.. .according to LLance, we are all FNB.

So I suppose we all have some ant eggs nestled in our anal cavity.

#92498 2003-09-19 8:46 AM
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Ours are like termite eggs,the eggs in Llances arse cavity are fucking dinosaur eggs!

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Some of them hatched two months ago.

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