#94020
2003-09-08 5:12 PM
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PENIS
1. meat sword
2. heat-seeking moisture muscle
3. bacon torpedo
4. muscle of love
5. flesh flute
6. purple-headed yogurt slinger
7. cock
8. dick
9. shaft
10. 11th finger
11. 3rd leg
12. nubby
13. pinky & the brain
14. cyclops
15. winky
16. tube stick
17. bologna pony
18. pussy screwer
19. love-ka-bob
20. bone roller coaster
21. frank & beans
22. dinger
23. tonsile poker
24. fuck-stick
25. boner
26. master blaster
VAGINA
1. bearded taco
2. verticle smile
3. cooter
4. sawd omelet (?)
5. beef curtains
6. bald taco
7. hair pie
8. pussy
9. cunt
10. twat
11. folded casserole
12. velvet mound
13. honeypot
14. stink-box
15. muff
16. creamy crevice
17. clam & pearl
18. carpet
19. slug-foot
20. slime-trap
21. love slit
22. the gash
23. beaver
24. moosey
25. egg dispenser
and my personal favorite...
26. skirt steak.
Nonoxynol9, composed at the Frontier House, 2001.
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#94021
2003-09-08 5:14 PM
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Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 58
*poot* 25+ posts
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You forgot Speedy,he is both a prick & a cunt!
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#94022
2003-09-08 7:10 PM
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My friend Joel did an abstract painting of a pink, vaguely human form, posed in the crucifix postion.
It reminded me of a photograph, I had once seen, of a man who had been run over by a tank.
In his absence Keith and I christened the painting 'Pink Jesus'. After we'd had a few more drinks, it occured to us that 'Pink Jesus' was a brilliant alternate name for a penis, because it sums up how most men feel about their cocks.
When we told Joel the good news, he got really snotty and told us the title of the painting was 'Pink Herod.'
An old fashioned term for the vagina, that has thankfully fallen out of common use is Quim.
That word gives me the creeps for some reason.
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#94023
2003-09-08 9:20 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
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VOICE
I'll be with you in a minute, Mr.
Lebowski.
She rumbles by in another pass.
All right, we'll do the blue tomorrow. Elfranco. Pedro.
Help me down.
The two men help Maude out of her sling. She is naked
except for leather harness straps which ring her breasts
and wrap her thighs and give her something of a dominatrix
look.
Does the female form make you uncomfor- table, Mr. Lebowski?
DUDE
Is that what that's a picture of?
MAUDE
In a sense, yes. Elfranco, my robe.
My art has been commended as being
strongly vaginal. Which bothers
some men. The word itself makes
some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
DUDE
Oh yeah?
MAUDE
Yes, they don't like hearing it and
find it difficult to say. Whereas
without batting an eye a man will
refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or
his "Johnson".
DUDE
"Johnson"?
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#94024
2003-09-08 10:46 PM
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Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
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#94025
2003-09-09 1:42 AM
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#94026
2003-09-09 12:49 PM
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 33,920
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
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#94027
2003-09-09 6:42 PM
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Posts: 5,203
betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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#94028
2003-09-09 11:09 PM
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Posts: 33,920
devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
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#94029
2003-09-10 4:56 AM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,231
The somewhat random 2000+ posts
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tally wacker
trouser snake
one eyed monster
weiner
pole
stick
chaha
chocha
spider
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#94030
2003-09-10 4:02 PM
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Posts: 5,203
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Oh...and even if you have a small dick fellas, never refer to it as the "11th finger".
Jeeze.
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#94031
2003-09-10 4:07 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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#94032
2003-09-10 5:41 PM
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Some of these are kinda funny.
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#94033
2003-09-10 10:35 PM
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Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
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Moisture-Seeking Meat Missile.
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#94034
2003-09-11 12:47 PM
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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BUMP Quote:
Nonoxynol9 said:
PENIS
1. meat sword
2. heat-seeking moisture muscle
3. bacon torpedo
4. muscle of love
5. flesh flute
6. purple-headed yogurt slinger
7. cock
8. dick
9. shaft
10. 11th finger
11. 3rd leg
12. nubby
13. pinky & the brain
14. cyclops
15. winky
16. tube stick
17. bologna pony
18. pussy screwer
19. love-ka-bob
20. bone roller coaster
21. frank & beans
22. dinger
23. tonsile poker
24. fuck-stick
25. boner
26. master blaster
VAGINA
1. bearded taco
2. verticle smile
3. cooter
4. sawd omelet (?)
5. beef curtains
6. bald taco
7. hair pie
8. pussy
9. cunt
10. twat
11. folded casserole
12. velvet mound
13. honeypot
14. stink-box
15. muff
16. creamy crevice
17. clam & pearl
18. carpet
19. slug-foot
20. slime-trap
21. love slit
22. the gash
23. beaver
24. moosey
25. egg dispenser
and my personal favorite...
26. skirt steak.
Nonoxynol9, composed at the Frontier House, 2001.
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
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Quote:
Nonoxynol9 said:
DICK
1. Nonoxnol9
CUNT
1. Nonoxnol9
Nonoxynol9, composed at the Frontier House, 2001.
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Quote:
Nowhereman said:
Quote:
Nonoxynol9 said:
DICK
1. Nonoxnol9
CUNT
1. Nonoxnol9
Yep. And I'm never bored at home alone.
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
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Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards.
Don't let so much reality into your life that there's no room left for dreamin'.
Makin' it in life is kinda like bustin' broncs: you're gonna get thrown a lot. The simple secret is to keep gettin' back on.
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Nonoxynol9 loves the cock
This was your Spandex Monkey Man announcement. Thankyou!
OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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