#96209
2003-08-31 2:19 PM
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The new Bea Arthur blow-up doll that is! quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
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#96210
2003-08-31 2:20 PM
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And if you're lucky...he'll blow you next!
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#96211
2003-08-31 4:40 PM
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#96212
2003-08-31 6:04 PM
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Nobody has enuff air in their lungs to blow up a Llance doll!
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#96213
2003-09-02 1:05 PM
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...leave it to an army of robotic midgets to try though...
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#96214
2003-09-03 3:31 AM
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#96215
2003-09-02 6:15 PM
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Why use robotic midgets when we have Nowhereman...a real live midget!!!!!!!!!!
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#96216
2003-09-02 6:16 PM
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Real midgets are expensive.
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#96217
2003-09-02 6:25 PM
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#96218
2003-09-02 6:28 PM
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I have $1.50...and I expect change!
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#96219
2003-09-02 6:28 PM
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...uh, not always straight.
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#96220
2003-09-02 6:30 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
I have $1.50...and I expect change!
See thats your problem,you`re cheap!
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#96221
2003-09-02 6:31 PM
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#96222
2003-09-02 6:35 PM
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#96223
2003-09-02 6:36 PM
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...to fight?
Sure!
Keep it up boys! :lol:
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#96224
2003-09-02 6:41 PM
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#96225
2003-09-02 6:42 PM
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#96226
2003-09-02 6:43 PM
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......chillin,just chillin
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#96227
2003-09-02 6:46 PM
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#96228
2003-09-02 6:49 PM
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#96229
2003-09-02 6:51 PM
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You knnnnnnnnow! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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City boy Kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya goanna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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Quote:
Nowhereman said:
Will you please stop posting pics of yourself?
How you doin'?
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Quote:
Nowhereman said:
This is what happens when you don't masturbate.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Haven't you people ever seen The Breakfast Club?
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Oh my! And I thought I had big balls!
-----once over and twice twisted---------
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Quote:
rex said:
It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
You're welcome.
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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