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Jessica


Britney

Pick a babe or you am a homo.


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Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an American singer, actress, and television personality who rose to fame in the late 1990s. She has achieved seven Billboard Top 40 hits, and has three gold and two multi-platinum RIAA-certified albums. Simpson starred with her then-husband Nick Lachey in the MTV reality show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. She has also be acted in several films. She is the older sister of Ashlee Simpson, an internationally known pop rock singer and actress. She ventured into the country music market in 2008 and released Do You Know.



Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) more commonly known as Britney Spears, is an American entertainer.Raised in Kentwood, Louisiana, Spears first appeared on national television in 1992 as a contestant on the Star Search program, and went on to star in Disney Channel's television series The New Mickey Mouse Club from 1993 to 1994. In 1997, Spears signed a recording contract with Jive, releasing her debut album ...Baby One More Time in 1999. The album established her as a pop icon and "bona fide pop phenomenon", credited for influencing the revival of teen pop in the late 1990s. Spears released her sixth studio album Circus on her 27th birthday in December 2008.Spears is ranked as the eighth best-selling female recording artist in the United States with 32 million sold albums certified by the Recording Industry Association of America and one of the world's best-selling music artists having sold an estimated 85 million records worldwide.[2][3] Spears also holds the title to multiple Guinness World Records


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Jessica. Hell, even fat Jessica is better than Britney most days now.

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Jessica. Britney's fucking crazy, and I don't need to be around when she goes and makes South Park look prophetic. Jessica's dumb, but better looking. I'll take a good, dumb lay over some batshit crazy mom of two any day.


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Britney is crazy all right. She even ate some guys shorts!


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

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considering we've seen both pieces of redneck trailer trash fat i'm gonna go with Christina gagulara.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Jessica. Britney's fucking crazy, and I don't need to be around when she goes and makes South Park look prophetic. Jessica's dumb, but better looking. I'll take a good, dumb lay over some batshit crazy mom of two any day.


My sentiments too.

I think they're comparably attractive, and comparably white-trashy.

But Jessica Simpson is psychologically more stable, and therefore more desireable.

Britney Spears is damaged goods. Do not accept!

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I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that wondy is his is late 40's.


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46, to be precise.

So what?

Whether a woman is 18, 50, or anything in between, you're jerking off into a sock, and can only think about it, Rex.

From the birthdates URG posted above (1980, 1981) these girls are 30 and 31.


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Every single time. Its amazing how fragile you are.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Every single time. Its amazing how fragile you are.



"Every single time"?
Dream on.

You've sniped at me like 50 times in the last week. This is the first time I've responded. Testament to how much you obsess over me, vs. how rarely I give you so much as a second thought.

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why can't you realize that your letting rex win. its sad really. no one should let rex win. (besides insurgents)


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
why can't you realize that your letting rex win. its sad really. no one should let rex win. (besides insurgents)


So if I ignore him 50 times, and I respond... ONCE... Rex wins?

That's a rather warped concept of "winning" you have.

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See what I mean?


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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
From the birthdates URG posted above (1980, 1981) these girls are 30 and 31.


wait a tick...


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
From the birthdates URG posted above (1980, 1981) these girls are 30 and 31.


wait a tick...


Yeah, I saw that after I posted it.
One is 28 going on 29.
The other is 29 going on 30.

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Wondy is hoping to use this thread for when the FBI bust him for child porn.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Wondy is hoping to use this thread for when the FBI bust him for child porn.


Glass pedophiles shouldn't throw stones...

...or something like that.

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