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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: hi
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: wtf
You: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Joined: Oct 2000
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Stranger: ezel
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
You: The lunatic is on the grass.
Stranger: what grass?!
You: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
You: Got to keep the loonies on the path.
Stranger: All the twats and balls
Stranger: Guitars and boobies
You: The lunatic is in the hall.
Stranger: 0o0o boobies!
Stranger: kodrineeeh
You: The lunatics are in my hall.
Stranger: the niggers?!
You: The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
You: And every day the paper boy brings more.
You: And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
You: And if there is no room upon the hill
Stranger: you make it spill off the page
Stranger: So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
You: And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
Stranger: A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
You: I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
Stranger: This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You: The lunatic is in my head.
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
You: The lunatic is in my head
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: v
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try meSo God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
Stranger: So God damn easy to write this
you make it spill off the page
So drunk on yourself, self-righteous
A laughing stock of your own fucking stage
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
Just one time you got a reason
But you had nothing to lose
A blind preacher for the pin-eyed congregation
It must be easy to loathe
Oh but I ain't one to call names
Or throw stones in a house of glass
You try me
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
You try me
You can tell the same lie a thousand times
But it never gets any more true
So close your eyes once more and once more believe
That they all still believe in you
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
The only one you could ever need
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Just one time
This is a motherfuckin' invitation
Ya' try me
Just one time(ya' try me)
Just one time(ya' try me)
Ya' try me
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Stranger: O
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: COCKSUCKER
Stranger: NO I DIDNT
Stranger: FUCKER
You: And throw away the key
Stranger: 0i
Stranger: WHAT FUCKING KEY?
You: There's someone in my head but it's not me.
Stranger: FUCKING REDNECK
You: And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
Stranger: B=0m
You: You shout and no one seems to hear.
Stranger: twat
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Stranger: hello
You: I hit the road out of nowhere,
You: I had to jump in my car
You: And be a rider in a love game
Stranger: a song?
You: Following the stars,
Dont need no book of wisdom,
I get no money talk at all.
She has a train going downtown,
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i gave up for the day. that's exhausting.
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Stranger: u like Muse?
You: Is this your homework, Larry?
Stranger: EXCUSE ME
You: Is this your homework, Larry?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this your homework, Larry?
Stranger: yes
You: Look, man, did you--
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Stranger: whats the meaning of life?
You: Is this your homework, Larry?
You: Is this your homework, Larry?
Stranger: nope
You: Look, man, did you--
You: Dude, please!. . . Is this your
homework, Larry?
Stranger: yes it is
You: Just ask him if he--ask him about
the car, man!
Stranger: he says its wrecked
You: Is this yours, Larry? Is this your
homework, Larry?
You: Is the car out front yours?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i can only save the mirror
You: Look, Larry. . . Have you ever heard
of Vietnam?
Stranger: the one on the right
You: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter!
Stranger: yes it is a chinese food
You: You're going to enter a world of
pain, son. We know that this is
your homework. We know you stole a
car--
You: And the fucking money. And we know
that this is your homework, Larry.
Stranger: it wasnt me
Stranger: i swear
You: You're gonna KILL your FATHER, Larry!
Stranger: no he IS ALREADY DEAD
You: All right, Plan B. You might want
to watch out the front window there,
Larry.
Stranger: jajaja
Stranger: i dont have any
You: This is what happens when you FUCK a
STRANGER in the ASS, Larry.
Stranger: i am in a basement
You: Fucking language problem, Dude.
Stranger: or was it a roof
You: Maybe he'll understand this.
Stranger: i dont remember
You: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!
You: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!
Stranger: no i dont
You: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A
STRANGER IN THE ASS!
You: HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!
Stranger: i didnt
Stranger: unless
You: HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS! FUCK A STRANGER
IN THE ASS!
Stranger: sally is it you????
You: WHAT THE FUCK JOO DOING, MANG?!
Stranger: weird meeting you here
You: I JUS' BAWDEEZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!
You: I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL JOR
FUCKEEN CAR!
Stranger: so long time without seeing you
You: No! No! NO! THAT'S NOT--
Stranger: no, it was a lamp
You: I FUCKEEN KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
Stranger: its already dead
You: I KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
Stranger: right mirror remember?
You: I accept your apology. . . No I, I
just want to handle it myself from
now on. . . No. That has nothing to
do with it. . . .Yes, it made it
home, I'm calling from home. No,
Walter, it didn't look like Larry
was about to crack.
Stranger: iam not on crack
Stranger: are you?
You: Well that's your perception. . .
Well you're right, Walter, and the
unspoken Message is FUCK YOU AND
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. . . Yeah,
I'll be at practice.
Stranger: practicing waht?
Stranger: what?
You: You're not dealing with morons here.
Stranger: i didnt think so
You: Hello Dude, thanks for coming. I'm
Jackie Treehorn.
You: This is quite a pad you got here,
man. Completely unspoiled.
Stranger: you are welcome I am james bond
You: What's your drink, Dude?
Stranger: wishky
You: White Russian, thanks. How's the
smut business, Jackie?
You: I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in
publishing, entertainment, political
advocacy, and--
You: Which one was Logjammin'?
Stranger: john
You: Regrettably, it's true, standards
have fallen in adult entertainment.
It's video, Dude. Now that we're
competing with the amateurs, we can't
afford to invest that little extra
in story, production value, feeling.
Stranger: remeber john?
Stranger: tall guy
Stranger: was with sandra the last time
You: Walter, if you're there, pick up the
fucking phone. Pick it up, Walter,
this is an emergency. I'm not--
Stranger: i am sending police your way
You: Dude?
You: Walter, listen, I'm at my place, I
need you to come pick me up--
Stranger: how do you dial 911 for arizona?
You: I can't drive, Dude, it's erev
shabbas.
Stranger: its international
You: Huh?
Stranger: i dont eat that
You: Erev shabbas. I can't drive. I'm
not even supposed to pick up the
phone, unless it's an emergency.
Stranger: only hamburguers
You: It is a fucking emergency.
You: I understand. That's why I picked
up the phone.
Stranger: what is erev shabbas
You: THEN WHY CAN'T YOU--fuck, never mind,
just call Donny then, and ask him to--
Stranger: to...
You: Dude, I'm not supposed to make calls--
You: WALTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WE GOTTA
GO TO PASADENA! COME PICK ME UP OR
I'M OFF THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM!
Stranger: cool i will get my beretta
You: Who the fuck are you, man! Come on,
man!
You: Relax, man! No physical harm
intended!
Stranger: i am larry
You: Who the fuck are you? Why've you
been following me? Come on, fuckhead!
You: Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus.
Stranger: not with my head
You: Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk?
Stranger: i mean what kind of sex education did you have
You: Irish m--What the fuck are you talking
about? My name's Da Fino! I'm a
private snoop! Like you, man!
Stranger: unless you mean oral sex
You: Huh?
Stranger: fuckhead= oral sex?
You: A dick, man! And let me tell you
something: I dig your work. Playing
one side against the other--in bed
with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.
Stranger: i would have to think that
You: I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay
away from my fucking lady friend,
man.
Stranger: thank you i am pretty proud
You: Hey hey, I'm not messing with your
special lady--
Stranger: i will tell her to go then
You: She's not my special lady, she's my
fucking lady friend. I'm just helping
her conceive, man!
You: Hey, man, I'm not--
Stranger: well she told me she needed a hand
You: Who're you working for? Lebowski?
Jackie Treehorn?
Stranger: eris
You: The Gundersons.
You: The? Who the fff--
Stranger: no, the erisian liberation front
You: The Gundersons. It's a wandering
daughter job. Bunny Lebowski, man.
Her real name is Fawn Gunderson.
Her parents want her back.
You: Crazy, huh? Ran away a year ago.
You: Boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on
the farm once they seen Karl Hungus.
Stranger: more paranoid than crazy
You: Fuck, man! That's terrible!
Stranger: yes
You: Yeah, it sucks.
You: Well maybe you and me could pool our
resources--trade information--
professional courtesy--compeers, you
know--
Stranger: but they were following him anyway
You: Yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino.
And stay away from my special la--
from my fucking lady friend.
Stranger: i mean following him just for selling some nuclear lunch codes?
Stranger: thats fucked up?
You: His million bucks was never in it,
man! There was no money in that
briefcase! He was hoping they'd
kill her! You throw out a ringer
for a ringer!
You: Yeah?
Stranger: no
You: Shit yeah!
Stranger: eh no
You: Okay, but how does all this add up
to an emergency?
Stranger: eh no
You: Huh?
Stranger: yep
You: I'm saying, I see what you're getting
at, Dude, he kept the money, but my
point is, here we are, it's shabbas,
the sabbath, which I'm allowed to
break only if it's a matter of life
and death--
Stranger: then take the donkey out of the hole
You: Walter, come off it. You're not
even fucking Jewish, you're--
You: What the fuck are you talking about?
You: You're fucking Polish Catholic--
Stranger: nope
You: What the fuck are you talking about?
I converted when I married Cynthia!
Come on, Dude!
You: Yeah, and you were--
Stranger: did they cut...
You: You know this!
Stranger: well...
Stranger: you know...
You: And you were divorced five fucking
years ago.
You: Yeah? What do you think happens
when you get divorced? You turn in
your library card? Get a new driver's
license? Stop being Jewish?
You: I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye
You: It's just part of your whole sick
Cynthia thing. Taking care of her
fucking dog. Going to her fucking
synagogue. You're living in the
fucking past.
Stranger: do you have a violin?
You: Three thousand years of beautiful
tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax--
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I LIVE IN THE
PAST! I--Jesus. What the hell
happened?
Stranger: i mean its hard to play on the roof
You: Who's this gentleman, Dude?
Stranger: and having you daughter marry a catholic
You: Who'm I? I'm a fucking VETERAN!
Stranger: thats hard
You: You shouldn't go in there, Dude!
He's very angry
Stranger: that means you cure people for a living?
You: Where's the money, Lebowski?
Stranger: its a really good profession
You: A MILLION BUCKS FROM FUCKING NEEDY
LITTLE URBAN ACHIEVERS! YOU ARE
SCUM, MAN!
Stranger: in the closet you came out from
You: Who the hell is he?
You: We know the briefcase was empty,
man. We know you kept the million
bucks yourself.
Stranger: no i am not
You: Well, you have your story, I have
mine. I say I entrusted the money
to you, and you stole it.
Stranger: do you think that if i have a million dollars i would be chatting here?
You: AS IF WE WOULD EVER DREAM OF TAKING
YOUR BULLSHIT MONEY!
Stranger: well meaybe i would be
You: You thought Bunny'd been kidnapped
and you could use it as a pretext to
make some money disappear. All you
needed was a sap to pin it on, and
you'd just met me. You thought,
hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone
the square community won't give a
shit about.
You: Well? Aren't you?
You: Well. . . yeah.
You: All right, get out. Both of you.
You: Look at that fucking phony, Dude!
Pretending to be a fucking
millionaire!
You: I said out. Now.
Stranger: ok
You: Let me tell you something else.
I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude,
and this guy is a fake. A fucking
goldbricker.
Stranger: i am out now what?
You: This guy fucking walks. I've never
been more certain of anything in my
life!
You: Stay away from me, mister!
Stranger: maybe he likes the wheelchair
You: Walk, you fucking phony!
Stranger: you know with a little motor on the back
You: Put me down, you son of a bitch!
You: Walter!
Stranger: you can get to 120 miles per hour on those babys
You: It's all over, man! We call your
fucking bluff!
Stranger: and they are electrical
Stranger: so really green
You: WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S
CRIPPLED! PUT HIM DOWN!
You: Sure, I'll put him down, Dude. RAUSS!
ACHTUNG, BABY!!
Stranger: like the million dollars i stole from you
You: Oh, shit.
Stranger: jajaja
You: You're bullies! Cowards, both of
you!
Stranger: go to the bathroom men
You: Oh, shit.
Stranger: stop shitting around the chat room
You: He can't walk, Walter!
Stranger: its getting smelly here
You: Yeah, I can see that, Dude.
You: You monsters!
You: Help me put him back in his chair.
Stranger: aliens actually
You: Shit, sorry man.
Stranger: he has a taser
Stranger: again?
You: Stay away from me! You bullies!
You and these women! You won't leave
a man his fucking balls!
Stranger: what do you have, diarreah
Stranger: ?
You: Walter, you fuck!
You: Shit, Dude, I didn't know. I
wouldn't've done it if I knew he was
a fucking crybaby.
Stranger: i dont want to now
Stranger: to many people
You: We're sorry, man. We're really sorry.
Stranger: i get inhibited
You: Shit. He didn't look like a spinal.
Stranger: you should be
You: Sure you'll see some tank battles.
But fighting in desert is very
different from fighting in canopy
jungle.
You: Uh-huh.
You: I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war
whereas, uh, this thing should be a
fucking cakewalk. I mean I had an
M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking
tank. Just me and Charlie, man,
eyeball to eyeball.
Stranger: thats why we moved all that people to the desert
Stranger: we didnt want to fight them on the jungle
You: Yeah.
Stranger: who wants another vietnam?
You: That's fuckin' combat. The man in
the black pyjamas, Dude. Worthy
fuckin' adversary.
Stranger: you do dont you?
You: Who's in pyjamas, Walter?
Stranger: ninjas
You: Shut the fuck up, Donny. Not a bunch
of fig-eaters with towels on their
heads tryin' to find reverse on a
Soviet tank. This is not a worthy--
Stranger: or was it pirates
Stranger: i dont remember
You: What's this "day of rest" shit, man?!
Stranger: stop shitting
You: What is this bullshit, man? I don't
fucking care! It don't matter to
Jesus! But you're not fooling me!
You might fool the fucks in the league
office, but you don't fool Jesus!
It's bush league psych-out stuff!
Laughable, man! I would've fucked
you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck
you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
Stranger: or piss maybe
You: You got a date Wednesday, man!
Stranger: with whom?
You: He's cracking.
You: A tree of life, Dude. To all who
cling to it.
Stranger: you will patch him up afterwards
Stranger: tarot
You: They finally did it. They killed my
fucking car.
You: Vee vant zat money, Lebowski.
Stranger: i can lend you a mirror
You: Ja, uzzervize vee kill ze girl.
Stranger: thats all i have left from mine
You: Ja, it seems you forgot our little
deal, Lebowski.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you forgot
You: You don't have the fucking girl,
dipshits. We know you never did.
So you've got nothin' on my Johnson.
Stranger: what is a script?
Stranger: and why are you running one on the site
Stranger: ?
You: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
You: They're nihilists, Donny, nothing to
be afraid of.
Stranger: and how did you get all the dialogues
Stranger: ahhh subtitles
You: Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat
money or vee fuck you up.
Stranger: niceeeee
You: Ja, vee still vant ze money. Vee
sreaten you.
Stranger: actually its niiiiiiiice
You: Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.
You: Hey, cool it Walter.
Stranger: i dont know why we write niceeeeeee
You: There's no ransom if you don't have
a fucking hostage. That's what ransom
is. Those are the fucking rules.
You: Zere ARE no ROOLZ!
You: NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS-
OF- BITCHES--
Stranger: i am not from ankh morpork
You: His girlfriend gafe up her toe! She
sought we'd be getting million
dollars! Iss not fair!
Stranger: he is
You: Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST
HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF
FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
Stranger: carrot is his name
You: Hey, cool it Walter. Listen, pal,
there never was any money. The big
Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase,
man, so take it up with him.
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You: Hi Stranger: yvan eht nioj Stranger: hi! You: wat man my english no very good Stranger: oh sorry Stranger: where are you from? You: brazil You: you? Stranger: washington dc You: nice Stranger: my name is barack, how about you? You: Lula Stranger: what do you do for a living? You: I'm president You: you Stranger: no way! Stranger: me too! You: oh god this is so cool Stranger: yo, you got good weed in brazil? You: some, but i prefer cachaça You: it's a drink here You: really strong Stranger: next time i visit south america we'll have to get drunk as s*** on cachaca You: would blow your mind and bring some change Stranger: damn homie, you aight Stranger: let me ask your opinion, should i fuck up hugo chavez? You: I don't really like him, I just pretend, so everything would look fine You: actually he's a bitch You: fuck him Stranger: hell yeah! Stranger: let's nuke his bitch ass! You: now that will be some awesome change Stranger: lol Stranger: you're alright lula You: we should probably team up and nuke mexico to and finish this influenza a bullcrap Stranger: seriously You: s*** is fucking my economy Stranger: man, i feel your pain You: swine meat sales went down like hell  Stranger: alright, i've got to take off Stranger: you're a good sport You: well man, let us blow some mexicans later You: till then peace out You: I'll take you some of our finest You: cachaca You: next time I pay you a visit Stranger: i'll see you at the UN, we'll fuck them mexicans up You: sure mate
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Stranger: OMG like hey
You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Ground control to major Tom
Stranger: No
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Stranger: whats upp BABY
You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Ground control to major Tom
Stranger: tom here
You: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
You: (Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight)
Stranger: paging faggot i reapet we hsve sfsggot
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You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Ground control to major Tom
Stranger: bowie
You: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Stranger: yr circits dead
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Stranger: 16, Female, Canada
You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ground control to major Tom
Stranger: bonjour
You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Stranger: right away sir
You: (Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight)
Stranger: majo tom, what seems to be the problem
You: (Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
You: (Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you
Stranger: sir i beleive we forgot to put fuel into the tank
You: This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
You: And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
You: Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
You: This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
You: And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
You: And the stars look very different today
Stranger: you high today major tom?
You: Here am I floatin' 'round my tin can far above the world
You: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
You: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
You: And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
You: Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows
You: Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong
You: Can you hear me, major Tom?
You: Can you hear me, major Tom?
You: Can you hear me, major Tom?
You: Can you...
You: Here am I sitting in my tin can far above the Moon
You: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
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Stranger: hey
You: This ain't a song for the brokenhearted
Stranger: gahhh something something faith departed?
Stranger: woahhhhhhohhhhh
You: No silent prayer for the faith departed
Stranger: hahaha dang.
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Stranger: hey
You: This ain't a song for the brokenhearted
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You: This ain't a song for the brokenhearted
You: No silent prayer for the faith departed
You: And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You: You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud
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Stranger: or a guy?
You: This ain't a song for the brokenhearted
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Stranger: Mountain Diving, or Sky Climbing?
You: This ain't a song for the brokenhearted
You: No silent prayer for the faith departed
Stranger: It's my life. It's now or never.
Stranger: I ain't gonna live for evahh
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You: This ain't a song for the brokenhearted
You: No silent prayer for the faith departed
Stranger: My number is 911 hit me up
You: And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You: You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud
You: It's my life
You: It's now or never
You: I ain't gonna live forever
You: I just wanna live while I'm alive
You: My heart is like an open highway
You: Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
Stranger: You like bad music don't you?
You: I just wanna live while I'm alive
You: ITS
You: MY
You: LIFE!
Stranger: Lol
You: This is for the ones who stood their ground
You: For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
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You: White man came across the sea
Stranger: 17 F, i'm looking for someone that tell me what they'd do to me sexually, no pictures
You: He brought us pain and misery
You: He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
You: He took our game for his own need
You: We fought him hard we fought him well
You: Out on the plains we gave him hell
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Stranger: the notebook?
You: White man came across the sea
You: He brought us pain and misery
You: He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
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Stranger: hey
You: White man came across the sea
You: He brought us pain and misery
Stranger: you are such a douche
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You: White man came across the sea
You: He brought us pain and misery
You: He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
Stranger: :|
You: He took our game for his own need
Stranger: indian?
You: We fought him hard we fought him well
You: Out on the plains we gave him hell
You: Oh will we ever be set free?
You: Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
You: Galloping hard on the plains
You: Chasing the redskins back to their holes
You: Fighting them at their own game
You: Murder for freedom a stab in the back
You: Women and children the cowards attack
Stranger: hurray
Stranger: :[
You: Run to the hills,
You: run for your lives.
You: Soldier blue on the barren wastes
You: Hunting and killing their game
You: Raping the women and wasting the men
You: The only good Indians are tame
You: Selling them whiskey and taking their gold
You: Enslaving the young and destroying the old
You: Run to the hills,
You: run for your lives.
Stranger: :[
Stranger: bye sorry..
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Two points, BSAMS:
1) I don't know which I find funnier, the ones who clearly get their panties in a twist and disconnect quickly, the ones who try and talk even as you fuck with them before they give up, or the ones that earn the "DAMMIT!"
2) Iron Maiden...well played, sir.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Will you stand above me?
You: Call my name or walk on by?
Stranger: ?
You: Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling,
You: down
You: down
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Stranger: Hello
You: moo
Stranger: meow?
You: moo?
Stranger: meow meoowww...
You: mooooooo
Stranger: meow.
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Stranger: hi m or f?
You: cunt
Stranger: have msn?
You: cunt
You: CUNT
You: ?
You: ?
You: CUNT
You: cunty cunty cunt
You: tits
They just stopped answering after the second cunt, the cunts!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Oh we were born within an hour of each other
You: Our mothers said we could be sister and brother
You: Your name is deborah
You: It never suited ya
You: And they said that when we grew up
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Stranger: Horny boy?
You: We'd get married and never split up
You: Oh we never did it
You: Although I often thought of it
You: But Deborah do you recall
You: Your house was very small
You: With woodchip on the wall
You: and when I came round to call
You: You didn't notice me at all
You: Let's all meet up in the year 2000
You: Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown
You: Be there two o clock by the fountain down the road
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: I never knew that you'd get married
You: I would be living down here on my own
You: On that damp and lonely thursday years from now
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: You were the first girl at school to get breasts
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You: Martin said that you were the best
You: All the boys loved you but I was a mess
You: I had to watch them try and get you undressed
You: We were friends that was as far as it went
Stranger: oh really?
You: I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant
You: Oh it meant nothing to ya
You: Cause you were so popular
You: But Deborah do you recall
You: Your house was very small
You: With woodchip on the wall
You: and when I came round to call
You: You didn't notice me at all
You: So I said
You: Let's all meet up in the year 2000
You: Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown
You: Be there 2 o clock by the fountain down the road
Stranger: whare?
Stranger: *where
You: I never knew that you'd get married
You: I would be living down here on my own
You: On that damp and lonely thursday years ago
Stranger: aww...i´m sorry
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Stranger: kenny rogers  You: What are you doing sunday baby? Stranger: i'm not ur baby.. You: Would you like to come and meet me maybe? Stranger: grow up You: You can even bring your baby You: Oh oh oh oh oh You: Oh oh oh oh You: Oh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale
You: She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
You: She studied sculpture at St. Martin's College
You: That's where I
You: Caught her eye
Stranger: what song is that
Stranger: i've heard it
Stranger: somewhere
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You: She told me that her dad was loaded
Stranger: bisexuall male looking for female or male for some cyber! Im from sweden!
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Stranger: hi
You: I said in that case I'll have a rum and coca cola, she said fine
You: And then in thirty seconds time, she said
You: I wanna live like common people
You: I wanna do whatever common people do
You: I wanna sleep with common people
You: I wanna sleep with common people like you
You: So what else could I do
You: I said I'll see what I can do
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You: So I took her to a supermarket You: I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere You: So I started there Stranger: ? Lol carry on You: I said pretend you've got no money You: She laughed and said, oh you're so funny You: Well, I don't see anyone else smiling here... Stranger: You male... If so wanna see a pic of me naked? You: Are you sure? Stranger: Sure! You: You wanna live like common people? Stranger: http://i29.tinypic.com/ay23a0.jpgYou: You wanna do whatever common people do? Stranger: To late You: You wanna sleep with common people? You: You wanna sleep with common people like me? Stranger: Only if I see a pic of you, it doesn't have to b nude You: But she didn't You: understand You: She just smiled and held my hand You have disconnected.
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