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The computer couldn't handle the number of digits required for 'age', huh?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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It couldnt handle him posting links to his desktop.
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Stranger: I only know like 10 actors name at the most You: or... oh You: Jennifer Tilly? Stranger: no You: she's so god damned fuckign sexy You: i think she's what turned me gay You: she's hot as hell You: kinda marilyn monroe-type whiskey and cigarettes voice You: sultry I liked this part of your conversation and also the way it started You: asl is stupid
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: hi is stupid
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devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
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I liked the part where you're a spambot and the part where you die of ass cancer.
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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: what would you do if you found my tied up in a closet ?
You: your tied up what?
Stranger: *me
You: oh
You: I'd say "My God, who did this to you?" And I'd call the police and file a kidnapping report.
You: Give me another one, this is fun!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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I'm scared to use the video chat option. I tried it once and was expected to have a conversation with a penis. I've heard it's not polite to laugh at a penis, so I had to disconnect. Don't want to be rude...
Cute but evil...
*used to be sweetmarlene*
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Sikkbones 1500+ posts
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I'm scared to use the video chat option. I tried it once and was expected to have a conversation with a penis. I've heard it's not polite to laugh at a penis, so I had to disconnect. Don't want to be rude... i usually cover the camera lens with a peice of paper to block the lens so the penises cant see me.
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Just make sure there's no poetry in the paper because that would be in bad taste.
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Also, notice Sikk is more concerned with not letting the penises see him than with not seeing penises in the first place.
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Just make sure there's no poetry in the paper because that would be in bad taste. you mean like my poem Ode to the many penises of omegle. Also, notice Sikk is more concerned with not letting the penises see him than with not seeing penises in the first place. yes, because im on their so often chasing jailbait... almost everyday... sometimes as bumblebee, sometimes as darth vader. yes i wear masks on omegle to fuck with people.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Herro
You: What's shakin'?
Stranger: Nm
Stranger: Hbu
You: So, typing "How about you?" is too much work?
You: Lazy kids these days...
Stranger: Yes
You: That's sad.
Stranger: I know how you feel
You: It scares me to think of your generation running the world someday.
You: Perhaps that's when the world will be destroyed.
Stranger: Umad?
Stranger: Umadbro?
You: Mad as in insane, perhaps.
Stranger: Sooo... Wats a 50 year old pedophile doing on omega?
Stranger: Omegle
You: I'm not 50. Nor am I a pedophile...
You: Young people are not appealing to me in any way.
Stranger: Lies.
Stranger: Lies come out ur foul mouth
You: I've yet to display a foul mouth. I've kept my language clean.
Stranger: Don't give me that attitude young man.
You: Young man? You've come to the wrong conclusion about me twice now.
Stranger: Lies.
You: I suppose they could be. You don't really know me, so I could be full of all kinds of shit.
You: I'm Stranger, after all.
You: And so are you!
Stranger: So let's try this again.
Stranger: Lets fuck
You: Okay.
You: I'm not sure how this works, my laptop doesn't have very many places to place genitalia...
Stranger: Well we can meet up in rl
You: I dunno....are you hot?
Stranger: Yea r u
You: Hell yeah!
Stranger: Woot then let's do this
You: Awesome. Where's the meeting place? Can we have a secret phrase so we know it's us?
Stranger: Sure unmmm love monkeys
You: That's a short phrase, but it will do.
You: I've got an hour, so we'll have to make it fast.
Stranger: Ok meet me at boklau,china
You: Hmm...I'm not a very strong swimmer, so it may take me a few days.
Stranger: Get on a boat
You: Google maps says to kayak, but I think it'll be easier to get into international waters without being seen if I swim. I'll start at night so the sharks won't see me.
You: I see I've flabbergasted you. That or you've died. Either would be sad, I was looking forward to that sex.
You have disconnected.
Cute but evil...
*used to be sweetmarlene*
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
1,999,999+ points.
Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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not the wordiest of the wordy 200+ posts
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: DONT TALK TO ME MY MOMMY TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS
Stranger: where the fuck is your face
You: Well you won a prize!
You: Get into my van and I'll drive you to her
Stranger: DONT TALK TO ME MY MOMMY TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: But I brought you some money and candy.
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIER
You: May I take your picture in the men's room?
Stranger: TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT BITCH
You: Now now, you musn't swear.
You: I'll drive you home.
You: Get into my van.
You: Please
You: I brought video games.
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CREEPER YOUR A RAPIST
You: That's not very nice.
Stranger: we dont like video games you dumb ass
You: Does your back hurt?
You: I'll rub it for you.
Stranger: your not nice your trying to trickus so that you can rape us mother fucker
You: Strangers help people out all the time
You: Like changing tires.
Stranger: were not two you fucker my sister knows karate and shes not affraid to bite your balls
You: Nobody reports that on the news.
You: Oh good. Your sister can climb in with both of us
Stranger: your a fucker
You: Maybe she can teach us some moves
You: In leotards
Stranger: shell bite your balls and beat the shit out of you mothercucker
You: I'd love to present them to both of you.
Stranger: she has vampire teeth
You: I'm sure they're very pretty vampire teeth.
Stranger: and ill bite thw shit out of you
You: There's room in my van for both of us.
Stranger: i made my daddy bleed one time
Stranger: your a fucker
You: I know he's bleeding.
You: He's in the hospital.
You: Just get into my van
You: I'll take you to him.
Stranger: im not getting inyour fucking van you idiot
Stranger: ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL MOTHER FUCKER
You: Well you have no other way home.
You: Wow... with kids like you running around those strangers don't have a chance....
Stranger: yeah i do i can walk and youll be in the hospital if you dont shit the fuck up ill call the cops and they will track you down mother fucker
You: This is how that Different Strokes episode should have ended.
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about mother fucker
You: Dudley should have bit that bike store guys' balls off
You: I'm posting this conversation on Rob's boards.
Stranger: OHMYGOD!!! just shit the fuck up
You: This is too funny.
Stranger: fuck you mother fucker
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wank and cry
Stranger: is that when i laugh
You: You're not Halo82?
Stranger: can you even afford a webcam
You: I can
Stranger: halo82?
You: I'm in night school
You: Oh... sorry my bad
You: He's someone who used to post on Rob's boards
You: And used your face as an avatar...
Stranger has disconnected.
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