RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts And now, More Tales of Interest!!!

It was raining like a... bad storm would rain. A strong tropical storm, or a weak hurricane. Lot's of lightning, and I had to leave the reginal soccer game early. Then I realized, maybe this was an omen...

So, when I got home, I came out of the garage and walked into the rain, where I shouted "Shazam!" I shouted it a few times, actually, because nothing happened at first. Nothing happened the next few times either. Then I spotted a neighbor looking at me from her window. I mouthed the words, "It was worth a shot."




Oy, this is worse than open mic night at the Apollo....

Please. You can climb out of Uschi's ass now.

make room for Disco Steve!!!

It was late, or maybe it was early....I just got on the best fuckin' acid trip EVAR! I saw the forks an' spoons and shit jump out of the drawer and start warring with eachother. The knives were Jedi and each was a different color, and some were Sith. Then someone knocked at the door. He said he was UPS or USM or GAY or something but I think he was the devil so I killed him. Then I took one of the blue jedi and cut him open and ate his lungs wich weren't chocolate pudding after all. Then I poured a bowl of ice and sat my junk in it till it was purple and I took a Sith and cut it off and marinated it and ran outside and chased my old neighbor ladie who turned out to be a big man with a gun. so I killed her too. I think I saw a dog somewhere but I'm not sure because I have my contacts inside out. wooooooooooooooooo

Remember I got dibs on the sphincter.

what?

heh

Look, I'm a Super-Hero!

I don't wanna get bit by a snappin turtle. Yipes. I once got bit by one.

It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.