
R.I.P Republican Party 1854-2009
Eulogy-
Once you stood for freedom but then you stood for safety. Once you stood for individuality, but then you stood for structure. You were so concerned with patriotism that forgot we are all gods children. You were so hopelessly dependant on tradition you could not adapt to a changing world. You fought for the unborn, only to abandon them in life. May god remember you for the 1990's, and forgive you for 21st century.
Oh, hello to the rest of my non-political adoring public. Hope my visit gave you a small glimmer of hope in your lives!