RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat When did we become a country of tight-assed pansies?

I just want to state, for the record, that I like Bunny's and Uschi's tight asses.

I remember at my graduation (yes, I graduated college, you fuckers) the Dean, or whoever he was, asked nicely for the all families in attendance to STFU when their kid's name was announced, and to save all applause until after the ceremony.

Naturally, plenty o' dipshits in attendance had to cause a scene when their precious darling walked onto the stage to get their diploma. Several more times the Dean repeated the request, and more and more assholes ignored him, making the ceremony unbearable. The faculty was visibly getting pissed off on stage, but that didn't stop some in the crowd from acting like assholes.

If this kid can't follow directions and decides to bow and blow a kiss to his mommy, other kids are going to see that and try even more stupid bullshit to make the ceremony becomes a circus. If he can't follow simple instructions, fuck him. Welcome to the real world.

The government and the window covering industry on Tuesday recalled more than 50 million Roman-style shades and roll-up blinds because of the risk children may be strangled by the cords.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission said five deaths and 16 near-strangulations from Roman shades have been reported since 2006, while three deaths connected to roll-up blinds have been reported since 2001.

Roman shades can become dangerous, the CPSC said, if a child's neck gets stuck between the exposed inner cord and the fabric on the backside of the blind, or if the cord gets wrapped around a child's neck.

Roll-up blinds pose a strangulation threat if the lifting loop slides off the side of the blind and a child's neck becomes entangled on it, or if a child neck's gets between the lifting loop and the roll-up blind material.

The commission and the industry urged parents to examine all shades and blinds in the home and make sure they have no accessible cords. They also advised parents not to place cribs, beds or other furniture close to windows because children can climb on the furniture and reach the cords.

Cordless window coverings are recommended for all homes where children live or visit.