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Gentlemen, something shocking seems to be happening. With Mxy's discovery of MOTA, it seems an ancient spirit of the RKMBS has awoken. Already, I have seen ghostly cameos by Big Pimp Tim and.....wait for it please......Chewy Walrus! (omg!)
I have set up this thread so that future encounters can be reported in a central location.
If you or someone you love sees a new post by a Legacy RKMBer, please post in this thread. Together, we can find a way to cure cancer. Thank you.
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why did i think big pimp tim was K-nutreturns ?
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why did i think big pimp tim was K-nutreturns ? Because all gay black men look the same to you. Plus, didn't they date for a while?
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why did i think big pimp tim was K-nutreturns ? I dunno. Knut can take a joke. BPT actually PMed me a couple times telling me I was disgusting and racist and stuff. 
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youre not racist? i thought you hated white people.
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BPT actually PMed me a couple times telling me I was disgusting and racist and stuff. ....but... you are....aren't you? 
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why did i think big pimp tim was K-nutreturns ? Because you're ambidextrous?
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why did i think big pimp tim was K-nutreturns ? I dunno. Knut can take a joke. BPT actually PMed me a couple times telling me I was disgusting and racist and stuff. I think that was a typo. I think he meant to call you a "raPist." Y'know, for what you done to me...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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why did i think big pimp tim was K-nutreturns ? Because all gay black men look the same to you. Plus, didn't they date for a while? I think that's because BPT confused knut for a white woman.
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Klinton died of AIDS.
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actually i'm white. and... i think pro thought i was k-nut. or was it chant. i don' remember. and i don't remember ever thinking poorly of the dear old sarlac. pm or otherwise
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actually i'm white. and... i think pro thought i was k-nut. or was it chant. i don' remember. and i don't remember ever thinking poorly of the dear old sarlac. pm or otherwise
No, wasn't me. If I thought you were black, it must have been when I was really high one night...
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It was me. I think everybody is black. Except TK. That dude is undeniably white.
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I saw Christopher Tobias and LOCH HEXEN just the other day.
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actually i'm white. and... i think pro thought i was k-nut. or was it chant. i don' remember. and i don't remember ever thinking poorly of the dear old sarlac. pm or otherwise
Hmm, I think you're right. I just mixed you up with the bastard or something. I forget the screen name.
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Yeah Oosh, it was FNB, not Tim...
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All black people look the same to Uschi
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I thought you were Mxy, seen-yor...
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Actually I consider myself a Caucasian man trapped inside an Asian's body who is accidentally gifted with an african american's penis.
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That's funny! I'm gifted with an Asian penis that's accidentally trapped in a Caucasian body, somewhere in Africa. Really freaked my parents out. As they had never been to Africa...
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You're lucky you weren't gifted with Snarf's penis.
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Silly. I don't believe in make-believe... 
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Yeah Oosh, it was FNB, not Tim... No not FNB, like THE Bastard or something. Knut's pimp-idol. Old black dude.
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OH! I thought they were the same guy?
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Are they? I thought FNB was different. To be honest though, I don't remember much about either as individuals.
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the_bastard as i recall was very religious, was middle aged, kids and lived in the cleave.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yeah, old married kids, pretended was all that...
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Touch my penis, touch my bum
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Actually I consider myself a Caucasian man trapped inside an Asian's body who is accidentally gifted with an african american's penis. That's funny! I'm gifted with an Asian penis that's accidentally trapped in a Caucasian body, somewhere in Africa. Really freaked my parents out. As they had never been to Africa... OH Jeessus! All this penis talk!
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