RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat The gospel of Robert Kamphausen

And lo did Robert look down upon his boards, and he was unhappy.
For four score and twenty minutes he had been trying to stop sheading a tear, and had not been most successful, for his board had become stricken with a pox.

That pox was King Snarf, a mewling weakling of a man, who like a cancer, had infected the very core of his once mighty message board, making it look weak to outsiders who didst turn their back on their children on weekends.

Twas not good that King Snarf made Robert look masculine, or that he made Rex look rational and not at all pathetic, so Robert didst formulate a plan to return things to their rightful status.

And thus did Robert call upon his hand of righteous justice, the Nowhereman, and task him to strike down furious vengeance upon the virginal weakling.

Nowhereman didst smite his most despised foe in but a blink of an eye, and there was much rejoicing.
Not since the mighty beast known as Uschi destroyed Beardgay, the prince off lies, was there this much rejoicing.
The rejoicing even outshone the rejoicing that was the visitation of PCGays bro imparting the tale of his siblings demise.

Amongst the rejoicing G-Methuselah didst have a rectal prolapse, as he was so overjoiced.

Sikkbones didst write a poem that spake of these times, but nobody couldst make head nor tail of it, as the patrons didst not speak retard.

And lo did Robert look down on his boards, and he was happy.

praise be to gob!

shame be to snarf!

yea and verily forsooth

here endeth the lesson.

I BELIEVE!

Amen.

I will now pass the collection plate.

Make sure you take inventory of the takings, as I would hate for you to be fired.

You know...if you run all the Snarf's off, Nowhereman...there will be no one left to abuse. Also, think about the void that his absence causes. Poor rex has never gotten over Beardguy's departure. Remember that.

Oh wait.......we're talking about Snarf, right? Yeah nevermind, fuck that guy...

I think the point is for NO ONE to fuck that guy. Rehearsals, Towelie!!!

BO-RING!

There will always be people to abuse.

Poetry writing cunts who cant spell.
Fat retards.
Traffic lawyers.
Gays.
Bald pot heads.
Transvestites.
People who marry transvestites.
Gays.
Pariah.
People who pretend to kill themselves.
Gays.
Japanese people.

The list is endless.

I knew once I posted that picture you would use it. Its my best grumpy face.

Pictures are there to be used.

But lets face it, your picture is a work of art compared to

Why do you mention yourself three times?

I was talking about you.
Jesus H Christ, why the fuck cant your brain be as big as your belly?
Fuck you, Snarfs life brain man.