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1: Invite Rob to your place for a sleep over.
2: Get G-Man to defend you in court.
3: Out of sympathy, tell Snarf you will not have sex again until he gets laid.
4: Put on weight if you live near Sammitch
5: Sit on a see saw if Llance is gonna sit on the other end (even if you are Joe Mama).
6: Let Pariah take you to see a movie.
7: Let PCGay defend you with a gun.
8: Read one of Sikkbones' poems.
9: Marry Elsia.
10: Bend over in front of PJP.
11: Have a conversation with Lothar.
12: Take your cat to a vet if he says "How are you today?"
13: Mention JLA in your blog.
14: Let any of the Insurgents/Iconolasts near small children.
15: Ask Rex if he likes something.
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16: Ask Nowhereman what his favorite chick-flick is...
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17: Watch Catwoman with Pro.
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18. Ask Ssteve Zzweig to babysit your kids.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Wouldn't that fall under #14?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Nowie told me in confidence that he cried when he watched that Benjamin Button movie.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Now people can see why #11 is important. Lothar is too retarded to have a conversation with, which is why he has to make stupid, unfunny shit up.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Now people can see why #11 is important. Lothar is too retarded to have a conversation with, which is why he has to make stupid, unfunny shit up.
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