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sure, "yo' momma" worked just fine, for 7 people in the mid 60s. but, whats the best one liner, or complicated taunt you've ever produced? OTHER than 'rufus is gay'?
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Hmmm. Here is one of the all time greats (a friend of mine busted out with this one) Guy: Your Nuts! (as in You're crazy) My friend: Because you used "your" as opposed to "you're", that was nothing more than an incomplete sentence regarding my genatils. Cracked me up. The guy had no response.
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im assuming this was a conversation over IM, or in a chat room, or message board? please?
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Once, I was with aa friend and his friends, and one of them was really annoying, and he kept annoying everyone. He was annoying me for like 20 minutes, when he accidentally hitted me in the face with his elbow really hard.
When everyone was trying to see if I was OK, I said, in a low voice, something about his momma and his dad, and his little brother and something about someone fucking him in the brain. He just looked at me and said "dude..."
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"dude" ...sheesh... that IS rough!
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Robbie es le greatest insult of them all! Zat es correct! 
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
im assuming this was a conversation over IM, or in a chat room, or message board?please?
Why? You don't like it?
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Since lil Nap is in here being an ass, I figured I post this one. It wasn't THE BEST or anything, but I though it was pretty funny. **********
lil Napoleon: Mon English, Je spit at all English, es not that good. So que es this word, fuck? Je would like to use it more often! Oui, oui! Ill Mac: It's like what happened to you at Waterloo. Zat es correct!! **************
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triumph, the insult comic dog: so, bongiovi, what are you going to be in your next movie? jon bon jovi: well, for my next role, i'm going to play a vampire. triumph, the insult comic dog: ahhh... a vampire.... jon bon jovi: ...yes...?... triumph, the insult comic dog: finally! a role that requires you to suck!
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I might have to use that one some day, Illegal Machine.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
triumph, the insult comic dog: so, bongiovi, what are you going to be in your next movie?jon bon jovi: well, for my next role, i'm going to play a vampire. triumph, the insult comic dog: ahhh... a vampire.... jon bon jovi: ...yes...?... triumph, the insult comic dog: finally! a role that requires you to suck!
They haven't closed with "Turd" since 1989!
Awesome!
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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
I might have to use that one some day, Illegal Machine.
Which one, chief?
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I've had good results with "You illiterate raper of livestock!" several times.
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Originally posted by Illegal Machine:
Which one, chief?
The "your" one. I'll have to steal Danny's too...
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I thought you already did. I'm sure I've used it on you once or twice...
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Funniest insult I've ever heard...of course I was drunk as hell at the time... I'm waiting on line to get into a club with these two girls....this was around 89 or so. A guy is arguing with his date while waiting. Girl says to the guy: " Why do you have to be such an asshole?" Guy responds: "Cuz yer a cum guzzling road whore and yer sister gives much better head!" I absolutely fell the fuck out laughing. The look of shame on that girls face was absolutely priceless...AND the dumb bitch still paid his way into the club. That was almost the higpoint of that night. Oh yeah...the two girls I was with...?
I fucked both in the car when we got back to my parents house. It was a hatchback....
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Heh.
I don't remember you ever saying that, Danny...
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i called someone a mr poopey pants once......
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Why all this hatred? Whats so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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The ultimate insult: "Hey, aren't you Rob Kamphausen?" 
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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
Heh.
I don't remember you ever saying that, Danny...
You were passed out drunk at the time. Which made it much easier for me to get your pants off.
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them's banning words! unless you include me! naked men turn me on!!! [ 09-02-2001: Message edited by: rufusTfirefly for the unabridged version! ]
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Oh. Now wonder I couldn't find my pants that mornin.
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And you thought you walk like a cowboy because you ride horses...
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
them's banning words!
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS!
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Don't test the man, Orko!
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I'm sorry... I got out of control...
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Bastard:
...a cum guzzling road whore and yer sister gives much better head!"I like this one very much... ...AND the dumb bitch still paid his way into the club. Some people live to be mistreated...
I fucked both in the car when we got back to my parents house. It was a hatchback....
I would have been very disappointed if you hadn't fucked the both of them, but I'll never believe this crap about a hatchback... -----once over and you all can get bent now...--------
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
how 'bout "shower"
bitch.
The gloves are off!
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
penis blister!
I warned you that would happen if you kept jacking off so much.
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Best insult ever huh?
How about when WWE re-signed Hogan?
That was an insult to all the fans!
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