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Vamp me again, city woman!
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brush your teeth,change your socks and don't look at to much porn.
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So what do you have to do to get a free Franta?
Do you have to buy one to get one free?
Does it come with a magazine subscription?
Do I have to email Rob?
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
So what do you have to do to get a free Franta?
Do you have to buy one to get one free?
Does it come with a magazine subscription?
Do I have to email Rob?
I had a free Franta once.
Picked it up off the street.
All it did was soil my carpet, hump my leg, and lick its genitalia until said genitalia gave forth with a mighty load of ejaculate, which the Franta licked up heartily!
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Pet stores always offer free Frantas because people will think they're getting a deal. But you always have to go back to the store because Frantas need TVs to watch and computers to complain about what they watch on TV. I used to work at a pet store, it was quite the scheme.
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Until they fired you after catching you with your dick in the terrapin tank!
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Well he actually borrowed it from one of the puppies!
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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
That's beautiful...in a really twisted way.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Well he actually borrowed it from one of the puppies!
And used it on a pussy..........cat!
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Cool.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Until they fired you after catching you with your dick in the terrapin tank!
I still think it had more to do with my views on Vietnam...
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But demonstrating by trying to fuck a terrapin is not the way to go about things!
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...he makes a valid point...
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What's this about gettin' a free Franta?
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You have to buy 10 at regular club prices!
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There's always a catch. ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
But demonstrating by trying to fuck a terrapin is not the way to go about things!
Hey, it was a very confusing time, give me a break...
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quote:
Originally posted by allan1:
What's this about gettin' a free Franta?
I found one in my cornflakes this morning.
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Franta came in your Cornflakes?
Well makes a change from milk I spose!
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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