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when fictional people intrigue you more than real people.
I'm reading an old Earth-2 story from the 70s. Robin, Power Girl, and Star Spangled Kid help the JSA through many predicaments, yet are consistently being treated like 'a bunch of kids' or whatever. Worst one is probably Wildcat, who so maturely punches and breaks a television when it stops working during a game, and pages later tells the newcomers that they could learn a lot from the pros and are still wet behind the ears, and Power Girl's like "You're welcome for closing up the earthquake and putting out the volcano, jerkface." No, she didn't say that word for word but its close.
It's sick because i'm reading this during breaks at a workplace where much of the same crap is happening, where you can't respect your superiors because you don't have too many to work with.
They just don't write them like this anymore.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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It would help if you weren't so god damn boring all the time. Instead of complaining, get a personality.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Instead of complaining, get a personality. I don't even need to make a quip to make you folks laugh at this one.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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r. Worst one is probably Wildcat, who so maturely punches and breaks a television when it stops working during a game, What issue was that? I'd like to read it. Ted Grant can be a dick at times. There was a JSA comic a few years back where Grant was bragging how he likes to get new members in the boxing ring and beat them up to show them who's the boss. 
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Ted Grant has seniority in the JSA messageboards.
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Guess I'd be a lot more boring too if I didn't have a workplace to complain about. Besides, I did just get a raise recently so it's all good. Anyway.. r. Worst one is probably Wildcat, who so maturely punches and breaks a television when it stops working during a game, What issue was that? I'd like to read it. Ted Grant can be a dick at times. There was a JSA comic a few years back where Grant was bragging how he likes to get new members in the boxing ring and beat them up to show them who's the boss. I think I got some of the chronology mixed up earlier but the TV scene is in All-Star Comics #60 from June 1976.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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What issue was that? I'd like to read ... a dick That's crazy, you can't read a dick!
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Don't be silly. Anyone who reads the Earth-Two Robin is a reader of Dick Grayson.
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Why does the Mxy family hate Dick Grayson?
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Lothar, why do you love Dick?
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Why does the Mxy family hate Dick Grayson? Because the one they have is too small. Yeah, I went there.
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian
"Well, yeah."
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"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
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"Fair enough. I defer to your expertise."
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Rack MisterJLA!
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Lothar, why do you love Dick? Dick? Dick who?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
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Why does the Mxy family hate Dick Grayson? Because the one they have is too small. Yeah, I went there. lol you went into a dick.
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Why does the Mxy family hate Dick Grayson? Because the one they have is too small. Yeah, I went there. lol you went into a dick. It was soft.
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
-Conan the Barbarian
"Well, yeah."
-Jason E. Perkins
"If I had a dime for every time Pariah was right about something I'd owe twenty cents."
-Ultimate Jaburg53
"Fair enough. I defer to your expertise."
-Prometheus
Rack MisterJLA!
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There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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There's another dick-joke in there somewhere, just trying to claw its way out.
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