RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling Raw Supershow 01/30/12

Laury walks in shaking hands with fans. He takes the mic and says he's done a good job and that it's okay to make mistakes but he learned from his, and he believes his GM job will be made permanent because the great Triple H is reviewing. He called last night's match down the middle last night. He then says Punk will defend his title at the Elimination Chamber PPV against Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, R-Truth, and Chris Jericho, as our last stop before Wrestlemania. Then he announces a few other matches for tonight, including a first time ever, Daniel Bryan vs CM Punk!

Punk interrupts. He walks around and sings na na na na hey hey hey goodbye, with Lawler and Roberts joining in a few "goodbyes" Then he enters the ring and sings to Laury's face. Laury asks for an apology, Punk says he owes him nothing! He came out to see Laury's face one last time before Triple H axed him, and he enjoyed the laughs from when he tripped over his words, and how he just recently learned how to suck and blow at once recently. Laury says this is about business, and that he's honest and fair and took his championship to new heights. He then offers a handshake and to start new. Punk says not unless he follows it with a GTS!

Daniel Bryan enters. Mixed crowd reaction. He says nobody cares about them two's personal problems, and he says nobody appreciates his accomplishment last night. Then says that Punk's not exactly a challenge, and that he's a role model and a vegan. Punk knows all that, but what exactly does Bryan eat? Bryan threatens to stick his pipe bomb where the sun don't shine. Punk says let's just give the crowd a great wrestling match despite whatever Laury's up to.

Sheamus enters! He reminds everyone that he won the Rumble and that Laury could be fired, and that he earned the right to main even Wrestlemania! And with the luck of the Irish he'll be either WWE or World Heavyweight Champion. And he hopes that Laury chokes on his lace covered undies after Triple H fires him. He leaves and the two champs look at each other and shake hands.

next is Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler

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Rewind of last month's Smackdown Falls Count Anywhere match with Orton and Barrett

Wade Barrett watches from the skybox with "invested interest" in the match, he'll be facing Orton on Smackdown this week!

Match 1: Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler

Barrett says he should have thrown Orton down more flights of stairs!

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WINNER: Orton via pinfall

A new Hall of Fame inductee is later tonight

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Brodus Clay walks in with his ugly skanks with blimp assess. Is this another short match? Tyler Reks is already ringside.

Match 2: Clay vs Reks

WINNER: Clay via pinfall in under two minutes.

Tonight: Will HHH fire Laury?

Backstage, Punk & Brian. Punk says they're both underdogs but not role models, and the fanse don't know exactly what a vegan is? Bryan explains his eating habits and says people don't know what a straightedge is either. Punk says he doesn't smoke or drink or use drugs, and doesn't claim to be a role model, just the best in the world.

Next: Champion vs Champion!

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Match 3: CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan

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WINNER: Daniel Bryan via DQ due to interference from Chris Jericho (pushed Bryan and kicked Punk)

Fuck! And this was a kickass match!

Y2J leaves and grins at Punk

And the next HOF inductee is Mike Tyson!

R-Truth enters the arena!

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R-Truth is at the announce table without Little Jimmy

Kofi Kingston enters, then Miz walks out with a mic and says Kofi did a handstand to keep from being eliminated in the Rumble and created a media buzz, but Mis is better for having lasted 45 minutes in the Rumble despite being entry #1, he will win Elimination Chamber and headline Wrestlemania because he's the Miz and he's awesome.

Match 4: Kofi Kingston vs The Miz

WINNER: Kofi via pinfall

Laury texting backstage! David Otunga shows up and says he enjoyed assisting him and hopes it all works out. I predict that Triple H will promote Laury to official GM and leave it at that with lots of booing fans!

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Video package of the Rock's wrestling and movie careers and his family!

Reminder of Rock vs Cena at WMXXVIII!

next: Eve vs Beth Phoenix for the Divas Championship!

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Match 5: Eve vs Beth Phoenix (c) for the Divas Championship!

I don't care who wins! They're both ugly!

WINNER & STILL CHAMPION: Phoenix in under half a minute! That's shorter than my longest time without splurting to Snarf!

Kane on the big screen! He says he'll keep attacking Zack Ryder until Cena embraces his hate instead of rising above it, and will use her as a conduit!

What an asshole! He should lead our next line of moderators!

Kane sneaks into the ring from behind and corners Eve, in comes Cena and the two brawl for a minute or two, in the ring then at the ramp! Cena beats Kane down with steel steps! Prepares of Attitude Adjustment on the announce table and Kane runs away!

This scene should be better than their next match!

Laury backstage!

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Laury enters the arena. He's not nervous because he knows he's done a lot for Raw, because Raw's ratings are up from last year. He gives himself a lot of fives out of fives, for delivering results, creative impressions, communication, teamwork, etc.

Triple H enters! He tells Laury that he's been watching him since he was backstabbed, and was hoping he'd do a good job, but was worse than anyone else who took over. He only used his role to make himself a star. Laury denies it all, then Hunter states his point again. Hunter says he let his personal agenda cloud his thoughs like others. Laury says he'll do anything to keep his job. Hunter says Laury should apologize to the audience first. Laury gives a long phony apology to a booing audience. Hunter doesn't think that'll work so he goes over several 'anythings' He then says when Vince was in charge he had to see where someone's loyalty lies, they'd have to become the member of a certain club.

If only Snarf had a club like that, I'd join faster than I can say cunt.

Laury gets on his knees. Is this PG?

Hunter laughs at him and calls him a freak and he doesn't know where those lips have been.

Hunter says he came to do what needs to be done. The board sees that Hunter has put his personal problems behind him and can take over Raw whenever he's ready. He puts his arm around Laury and begins to wish him well in all -- DONG!

Undertaker's here! He enters the ring and the two eye each other! Taker looks at the WM logo. Didn't we already see this last year? Taker does his patented RIP gesture like last year, and Triple H pats Taker's shoulder and leaves, stops, then leaves!

End!

Heh. Nice to see someone posting results from the shows here

And no...your eyes don't deceive you...it is me!

It's a thankless job but no one has to do it, meaning me! Cunty Von Cuntenstein!

the annual PixieP appearance! cue Joe Mama lusting after him!

Fuck off!

Cunt!

Fuck off!

Snarf's weak alt makes me sad. Not "this is Snarf's life" sad, but "Nowhereman doesn't post here anymore" sad.

Snarf's alt? please, Snarf never put this much work into anything in his life.

It is annual. Usually I post toward WrestleMania, share a laugh or two, then sneak off into the night. Will things be the same this year?

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Copy/paste, and relive his unrequited crush on NWM. It's not work, its a labor of love.

Fuck off you fruity gay boy cunts! I'm not copying anybody!

I win again!

You win a fuck off!

And again!

Can't you say anything else?

cunt!

CUNT!

cuntity cunt cunt
cuntity cunt cunt
look at you fuck off
cuntity cunt cunt
cuntity cunt cunt
Snarf makes me whack off
*SPLURT*

I'm taking the win but Nowhereman gets all the credit for breaking Snarf without even being here.

Every letter of that post is gay!

And another thing! Fuck off!

And another thing! Cunt!

I win again and again and again and again and...

and a fuck off and a gay and a cunt!