RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling Raw Supershow 02/20/12

Eve backstage talking about the weather with the Bellas. Brie asks how Zack is, Eve laughs and admits she was just using Zack the idiot to get talked about and to get to Cena! Now she's going to use Cena, and asked the Bellas to film her on her phone while she goes to his locker room, Cena's standing right behind her and walks away, now Eve's speechless!

I told you male to female kisses were gay!

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Cena enters the ring, Eve with mic follows after and wants a minute to explain. She says it was taken out of context, Cena says he was there and will fill us in, Eve's sipping skank juice and her plan was to use her assets! Eve says we're friends, Cena says he lost a friend because of her, Eve says hear her out and was just joking around. Cena says she should be holding out for the Rock, because they're both scandalous bitches. Eve fake sobs on her knees, then gets up and grabs his face, the referees pull her off. Cena says he prefers to be disease free! I wonder what that's like as long as I'm infected by the savory smell of Snarf's semen! Cena leaves, Eve still breaking and being walked out by refs!

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Match 1: Sheamus vs Mark Henry

WINNER: Sheamus

Laury and Otunga backstage! Laury says they're talking about him not the matches. Teddy Long enters! Laury didn't know some wrestlers want him to run both shows. Teddy says let's see who the crowd thinks can do the better job. Laury says the board thinks he's right and says he's taller, Teddy tells him manure piles up high. They discuss tonight's battle royal with five stars from each show, and Teddy says everyone on Smackdown is better than Otunga and insults his bowtie!

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Next Monday: The Rock returns to Raw!

Match 2: R-Truth & Kofi Kingston vs Primo & Epico (w/ a very ugly Rosa Mendez)

WINNER: Kofi & Truth

Tonight: #1 Contender's Battle Royal!

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Ron Simmons has been inducted in the Hall of Fame! indeed!

Jericho backstage with Josh Matthews! Says last night was a travesty because he wasn't pinned and didn't submit. Punk doesn't believe in what he says, and Jericho's the best at what he does. Tonight is the end of the world and everyone in the battle royal will know it and so will Punk!

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Match 3: David Otunga (w/ Laury) vs Ezediel Jackson (w/ Teddy Long)

WINNER: Otunga

Recap of Shawn Michaels & Triple H's ring meet last week!

Undertakers footsteps backstage

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DONG! Lights out! Here comes Taker with a hood instead of a hat!

Taker chants! Looks at Wrestlemania sign! Mic in ring! Every moment of the year he's lived with the memory of last year's beating he took at Wrestlemania! It's been a hell of uncertainty that he can no longer bear, so he came three weeks ago to challenge Triple H to end it. And he never expected a no, but Hunter misses the point, the choice wasn't his to make! Then says this needs to end, we're on the verge of an apocalypse, Hunter's the last of their kind. Hunter's just hiding under layers. He can't lie to himself or Shawn and will not lie to Taker. This is far too big, this is and he repeats, the apocalypse!

Triple H enters! Mic in ring! Triple H says he saw in his eye-- shush by Taker who doesn't need pity! Taker says the excuses are pitiful. H says he's right about the end of an era, but his fate is to make sure their legacy carries on, and Taker is the leader to carry the torch and lead the way. H doesn't want to extinguish the flame cause it's bad for business. Taker asks if it's bad for business if he's gone or if H is gone? H says it's just plain bad. Boos from crowd! H says he gets it, about the uncertainty, but he's very certain, and if Taker is also certain if he looks inside himself. H says Taker's only asking him for an end. H knows he has to finish Taker, and that's what taker wants isn't it? H still won't be the one. Taker says all H will see in the mirror is a coward. H paces around, then says he's sick of this coward thing, but he knows what Taker's trying to do and it won't work, no means no, then starts to leave with the mic. Taker says H can't do what Shawn can't do, cause Shawn was always better than H. HBK chants! Hunter at ramp drops his coat and tie, unbuttons his shirt and marches back into the ring, then stares at Taker. H says this has nothing to do with Shawn, H can do what Shawn can't, and Taker knows it. "Prove it" chants the crowd. He says the layers are gone and he's more certain than ever. "You want and end? You got it!" H says one more thing, we go all the way. No return, no uncertainty, no excuses, the streak ends. He will face him at Wrestlemania under one condition: Hell in a Cell! Taker leaves.

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Recap of Big Show's break in and attack on Daniel Bryan last night!

Daneil Bryan faces Sheamus at Wrestlemania!

Bryan on mic in ring! He defeated five men and is still World Heavyweight Champion and everyone can consider him a role model!

Match 4: Daniel Bryan vs Santino Marella

WINNER: Bryan via sumbission

Tonight: John Cena addresses the WWE Universe!

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Match 5: Kelly Kelly & Aksana vs The Bella Twins

ugly aksanka's more like it

WINNER: Bella Twins

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Cena, mic in ring! Says earlier he was fixin to talk about the Rock and Wrestlemania. Rock's not here this week, but will be here next week to address him. Rocky chants! Cena says he used to love that chants until he became Dwayne, a champion with people and not the people's champion. He doesn't respect the Rock, he respect Dwayne for film and for making his boobs bounce. But he does have beef with Dwayne and has for 7 years, he'll keep fans in the palm of his hands and then take off and go back to movies. Cena always showed up through all Dwayne's BS, he never left. And a year ago Rock came home and then left again. Cena's fighting for everyone who wants to be a WWE superstar and wants to stay. The greatest night will be April 9th when Cena's still here and Rock is gone. In 41 days it'll be a hell of a ride, Rock doesn't have a club in the bag, Cena's been here all this time and will beat him at WM 28. "See you next week, movie star!" Cena leaves.

Battle royal is next.

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Punk joins the announce table!

Match 6: Big Show, Chris Jericho, Khali, Cody Rhodes, Santino Marella, The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, & Wade Barrett in a #1 Contender's Battle Royal

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WINNER and facing CM Punk at Wrestlemania: Chris Jericho

Punk climbs in the ring and a stand off. Both smile, Punk offers a handshake, Jericho backs off and leaves. Punk poses with title on turnbuckle with Jericho looking.

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