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I'm not saying someone has put a hit out on Pro, but I'm just saying, if someone wants to pay people to take him down, I'm a very good candidate. Because I don't have any motive and have no feuds with the guy, past or present.
Unfortunately, Pro is way bigger and bears a striking resemblance to Agent 47. He could easily overpower me (and then rape me, because that's what you're supposed to do when you overpower another guy. I watched Oz.)
Any tips on how I can take him down? I prefer methods that will give me a chance to do one of those badass poses, preferably at night so that the full moon can serve as my background.
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Unfortunately, Pro is way bigger and bears a striking resemblance to Agent 47. The biggest overstatement ever. Any tips on how I can take him down? I prefer methods that will give me a chance to do one of those badass poses, preferably at night so that the full moon can serve as my background. Poison his pot and just edit in the scene of you posing against a full moon backdrop in post.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Unfortunately, Pro is way bigger and bears a striking resemblance to Agent 47. The biggest overstatement ever. The average height for asian men is based on Dustin Hoffman standards. As for the agent 47 thing, all bald foreigners look the same to me.
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As for the agent 47 thing, I took that for his age.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Interesting. Only what does this have to do with stealing high quality fluffy feathers? Am I missing something here?
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
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Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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Unfortunately, Pro is way bigger and bears a striking resemblance to Agent 47.   He could easily overpower me (and then rape me, because that's what you're supposed to do when you overpower another guy. I watched Oz.) True and accurate. Rape-wise. Any tips on how I can take him down? I prefer methods that will give me a chance to do one of those badass poses, preferably at night so that the full moon can serve as my background. I suggest long lectures on magic and fantasy books. I'll kill myself within minutes.
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Unfortunately, Pro is way bigger The biggest overstatement ever. Doc thought you meant "fatter". He's got that one covered. 
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You're a mean pothead, Pro.
Where are those damn brownies?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Give him a bag of pot, a bag of pretzels, Viagra, and a Brazzers subscription. He'll dehydrate to death.
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You're a mean pothead, Pro. You're still my favorite.  Where are those damn brownies? Check your PM
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Give him a bag of pot, a bag of pretzels, Viagra, and a Brazzers subscription. He'll dehydrate to death. WORTH. IT.
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I suggest long lectures on magic and fantasy books. I'll kill myself within minutes. Death by Snarfing?
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No man,or Iggy,should die that way.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Its considered inhumane by the Geneva Conventions.
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I'd e-mail him a logical, well-devised thesis defending David Tennant as the ultimate Doctor, while putting in veiled jabs at Alan Rickman and Brian Blessed. His blood pressure would reach fatal levels within moments, resulting in his death from a ruptured blood vessel in the (bald, bald) forehead by the time he finishes the last sentence. Game. Set. Match. 
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I'd e-mail him a logical, well-devised thesis defending David Tennant as the ultimate Doctor, while putting in veiled jabs at Alan Rickman and Brian Blessed. His blood pressure would reach fatal levels within moments, resulting in his death from a ruptured blood vessel in the (bald, bald) forehead by the time he finishes the last sentence. Game. Set. Match. 
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