RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Media Aliens are terraforming Earth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWV_NEmZTZE

Hey, didn't you always know it? All that global warming stuff, forests burning, cattle mutilations, bees dying off, other species dying off... it's all part of aliens killing off life on earth to terraform it to an atmosphere so they can take over and live here!

It must be true, I saw it on Youtube!

I think it's just good old humans screwing up the planet.

I looked it up.

This is part of a series called Unsealed Alien Files, season 2, episode 12, titled "Alien Earth".

There's two seasons of this stuff!

I'd agree, that's most of it. Although much of what the Left calls "global warming" is just the earth naturally going through fluctuations in temperature. There have been fluctuations between ice ages and hot ages as long as there's been a planet earth.

The thought of aliens entering the mix is a fun little diversion, though.

The issue of whether global warming is man-made or not seems to me to be largely irrelevant. If its warming, we're in the poop.

Mass extinction of a variety of different species is a change humans won't respond well to.

I think if I was sufficiently paranoid about this, I'd become a prepper. Survivalist skills might be very handy if the global economy collapses because of environmental change.

However I also have belief in Western institutions and think it would take a massive population drop for these not to persevere.

If I were an alien species out to quietly change the planet's climate in preparation for colonisation, I think I'd do it more quickly by dropping a comet on the Amazon rainforest.

Damn, we need Charlie Sheen now more than ever.

Also Teri Polo, and the late Ron Silva.

That's actually my thought as well.

If aliens really want to take over the planet, and they have us vastly outgunned, there's no necessity to be subtle about it.

Does anyone else find it rather hard to swallow that 280,000,000 people worldwide are alleged in this video to have been abducted by UFO's?

Commies from Mars!

The population of Europe, isn't that? Think we might have noticed.

There's an article that Pro posted on Facebook, with a theory that the aliens have left us alone because we're not developed enough to be a threat. But as soon as we advance enough to be considered as a potential one, we're going to get space lasers up our butt.

It's the reason why the aliens bombed the shit out of the dinosaurs. The dinosaurs became a potential threat when those damn T-rexes developed telekinetic and telepathic abilities.

And that's why they were called 'T'-rex.

That and their proclivity for cross dressing.

They invented the sun dress.

it's also the reason why T-Dawg was killed off in Walking Dead.

Because he is black and the show wanted to move on to new black person. No joke.

Glenn isn't black. He's korean.

I think Global Warming is a conspiracy of the US Political Rightwing to alter the planet into a mix between Florida and Texas. And since I said it on the internet, it's now fact...

Six posts since someone said "rex" and not one sock fuck joke. End of an era.

Go ahead and blink.
Hell,take a nap.
Rex is slow. Real slow.
But make no mistake about it,Rex and his sock will get you eventually!