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http://newswatch28.com/aquarium-employee-fired-for-sleeping-with-a-walrus/

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Aquarium employee fired for sleeping with a walrus

The Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has sparked commotion this morning, by announcing laying off their chief veterinary, Dr. Monica Alvis, accused of having sexual encounters with one of the institution’s marine mammals.
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.


9 year olds, dude.


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Where were these sluts when I was a walrus?

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Where were these sluts when I was a walrus?


They were sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come.

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Where were these sluts when I was a walrus?


Goo goo gajoob

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complete sexual encounters


Goodness. Monica. If this means what I think it means, and we are talking about a 1.7 tonne creature, I assume

a. you had a mop at hand;

b. you now suffer from an echo.

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Where were these sluts when I was a walrus?


Well played, sir.


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