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As of today, I turned 29. Just 365 days shy of the fable age in which I heard (especially during my teenage years) when life supposedly comes to an end...the big 3-0
Am I scared as I enter the void...well, other than Micheal York stopping by my place and firing a pistol at me while screaming "Run, Runner....Run!" I actually feel fairly depressed more than afraid.

It's not a good sign to have a mid-life crisis at 29, is it?

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29 was worse than 30, HK. Last year in your 20s.

30 was alright. I'm having trouble approaching 34, because it will mean I'm in my mid-30s.

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quote:
Originally posted by HEROKILLER:
As of today, I turned 29. Just 365 days shy of the fable age in which I heard (especially during my teenage years) when life supposedly comes to an end...the big 3-0
Am I scared as I enter the void...well, other than Micheal York stopping by my place and firing a pistol at me while screaming "Run, Runner....Run!" I actually feel fairly depressed more than afraid.

It's not a good sign to have a mid-life crisis at 29, is it?

What a crock. [yuh huh] I've gotten more since I turned 30 than I have during the latter part of my 20's!

Some things just become more plentiful after 29. [mwah hwah haa]

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I just turned 34.....I had no trouble turning 30, and I am looking forward to turning 35, 36, and so on.....
It only gets better after 30! [wink]

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If you turn 30 it's not 30 anymore, it's 03.

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My Gob, that was so lame.

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Hold a sec, does this mean BSAMS is turning 30 too???

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Hold a sec, does this mean BSAMS is turning 30 too???

[sad]

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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Hold a sec, does this mean BSAMS is turning 30 too???

[sad]
[DOH!]

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I'm turning 30 this year and it doesn't phase me. I'm where I want to be in life, financially independent, own a house and car, have a job with the government, life is good. And I hear sex gets even better after 30 for women...can't wait to see how that works out!! [wink]

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I'm turning 29 in July. Man, where did the time go?

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...It's funny. I can look back on a
life of achievement, on challenges
met, competitors bested, obstacles
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of my legs. What. . . What makes a
man, Mr. Lebowski?

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Yearman should be posting here. That creative abortion has a year to live as well.

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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
My Gob, that was so lame.

It wasn't. You rock.

[ 05-12-2003, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: I'm Not Mister Mxypltk ]

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Thank you, Dave. Now please take your lips off my arse.

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Its very unbecoming....

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How did I end up here?

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...and a pair of testicles.

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...in a pair tree.

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Hi HeroKiller -

Turning thirty is NO big deal. I did that back in 1987. 40 was no problem, either. In another few years, though, I'll be 50. Now, If I'm STILL single then, it Might be depressing, but I'm not giving up hope..50 is still young, at Least compared to say, 80.

I guess It's all realtive...30 must seem old to you because it is the oldest You have ever been.

Relax... You still have a Lot of good years ahead of you! :)

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