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I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117684 2003-05-15 10:43 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 2 Meeester JLA OP 1 post
OP Meeester JLA 1 post Joined: May 2003 Posts: 2	Hi Everybody!! You might know me better on the DCMB as Mister JLA,but I go by Meester JLA here. And I chose this forum to come out of the closet. Yes. I like to eat monkey rectum. Well that and hamsters. But what really turns me on is calling everyone who is normal,unlike me. Gay!! I like to pretend that I actualy get aroused by this! But my weeny never gets hard,no matter how much I stroke it. I am so sad. Will some one please kill me!!?? [ 05-15-2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: Drzsmith ]

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117685 2003-05-15 10:50 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany Fragman 100+ posts
Fragman 100+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany	Most of us knew this allready. Still. Its a good thing you choose to coem here and talk to the people around here. Maybe some of the Nature girls (who have gone trough this kind of stuff allready too) have some advise for you. they are a bit shy, but if you show them your sensitive side I am sure they find a way to help you as someone once helped them. (Back when they all still went by the name YMCA-tribute-galls)

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117686 2003-05-15 10:53 AM
Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329 Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts
Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329	quote: Originally posted by Meeester JLA: Hi Everybody!! You might know me better on the DCMB as Mister JLA,but I go by Meester JLA here. And I chose this forum to come out of the closet. Yes. I like to molest small children. Boys actualy. Well that and hamsters. But what really turns me on is calling everyone who is normal,unlike me. Gay!! I like to pretend that I actualy get aroused by this! But my weeny never gets hard,no matter how much I stroke it. I am so sad. Will some one please kill me!!?? I'm not impressed. And I'm sure as hell not amused. Even if you ARE joking...talking about molesting children is something you should NEVER joke about.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117687 2003-05-15 11:00 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1 PJP We already are 15000+ posts
PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	quote: Originally posted by Bianca: quote: Originally posted by Meeester JLA: Hi Everybody!! You might know me better on the DCMB as Mister JLA,but I go by Meester JLA here. And I chose this forum to come out of the closet. Yes. I like to molest small children. Boys actualy. Well that and hamsters. But what really turns me on is calling everyone who is normal,unlike me. Gay!! I like to pretend that I actualy get aroused by this! But my weeny never gets hard,no matter how much I stroke it. I am so sad. Will some one please kill me!!?? I'm not impressed. And I'm sure as hell not amused. Even if you ARE joking...talking about molesting children is something you should NEVER joke about. I'm with Bianca on this one....I know you're kidding but this is something you just don't joke about. Peace.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117688 2003-05-15 11:01 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany Fragman 100+ posts
Fragman 100+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany	Considdering the amount of Hitler and nazi "jokes" I have seen around here THAT seemes odd to me.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117689 2003-05-15 11:16 AM
Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329 Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts
Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329	quote: Originally posted by Fragman: Considdering the amount of Hitler and nazi "jokes" I have seen around here THAT seemes odd to me. I don't care where you are or who you are...joking about monkey rectum is unacceptable. [ 05-15-2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Drzsmith ]

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117690 2003-05-15 11:33 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany Fragman 100+ posts
Fragman 100+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany	The nazis did that too WHILE burning Yews Polacs starting a WW and still noone here seemes to have any trouble calling people nazis. What kind of retarded double standart is that?

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117691 2003-05-15 11:47 AM
Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329 Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts
Bianca Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts Joined: May 2001 Posts: 2,704 48329	Joking about "Nazi's" or "Hitler" isn't right, I agree. While it may "seem odd to you," that I voiced my opinion on jokes concerning child molesting and not about the Hitler or Nazi jokes...that's your personal opinion. However...this entire thread...is completely different...the subject line screams about it. And if you see this as a "retarded double standard," then I suggest that you take it up with those people here who do so. I voiced my opinion, and that's all: Under no circumstance is joking about monkey rectum right or acceptable. [ 05-15-2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Drzsmith ]

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117692 2003-05-15 12:36 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany Fragman 100+ posts
Fragman 100+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 105 Germany	I can see and agree with what you are saying. I just wonder that of all the things I read here in less then one day that could be the thing that pisses you off more then all others.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117693 2003-05-15 2:31 PM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 333 Sally Kirkland's Vagina, USA The Creech 300+ posts
The Creech 300+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 333 Sally Kirkland's Vagina, USA	Mmmm. ... Oh yes! This is the OFFENSIVE TOPICS FORUM! I've asked before why anyone puts up with llamce's child molesting ways, and I'm not joking. He is one sick fucker! Meester jla sounds mexican. [ 05-15-2003, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Drzsmith ]

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117694 2003-05-15 2:49 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	It's because of people like you that WWII happened!

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117695 2003-05-16 3:30 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 115 COLUMBIA, SC JASON TODD 100+ posts
JASON TODD 100+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 115 COLUMBIA, SC	sick....plain sick

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117696 2003-05-16 3:35 AM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts
First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex...	Not to mention tha fact that isn't Mister JLA already here? And yes, Creech... we are all disgusted by LLance's child molesting ways, and now he is posing as an upstanding DC Poster, trying to paint everyone with the same child molesting brush he dips into those poor little children. Of course, since he thinks we're all FNB, I don't see why he's attacking himself. To close... hitler nazi boobies.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117697 2003-05-15 6:46 PM
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Anonymous Unregistered	My God MisterJLA,I cant believe you would stoop so low!

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117698 2003-05-15 8:19 PM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all...	Looks like Fragman's boyfriend "Don'tGiveAdam" has found the RKMB's...

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117699 2003-05-15 11:08 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Are you kidding me??? I love that guy! He's the one that had the orgasm with Lobo on the DCMBs, right?

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117700 2003-05-15 11:32 PM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all...	Yeah, I pissed him off with this thread: Click here So he's trying to pay me back.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117701 2003-05-16 2:35 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts
URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave	quote: Originally posted by Meeester JLA: . Yes. I like to eat monkey rectum. Well that and hamsters. ( You am should never eat monkey rectum,trust me on this. Hamsters am ok to eat.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117702 2003-05-16 11:05 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 2 Meeester JLA OP 1 post
OP Meeester JLA 1 post Joined: May 2003 Posts: 2	I also like to dig up Dead Nuns and try to cum in their mouths,but I am too weak dig them all the way up. So I just role around in the holes.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117703 2003-05-16 9:25 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5 Don'tGiveAdam 1 post
Don'tGiveAdam 1 post Joined: May 2003 Posts: 5	WHATLOBO?WANTGAYLOBONOW!GAYLOBOANDBOOZEISGOODFUN!

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117704 2003-05-16 10:30 PM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,587 Gainesville, FL Disco Steve 7500+ posts
Disco Steve 7500+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,587 Gainesville, FL	quote: Originally posted by Meeester JLA: I also like to dig up Dead Nuns and try to cum in their mouths,but I am too weak dig them all the way up. So I just role around in the holes. You too?

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117705 2003-05-19 10:54 PM
Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,352 Likes: 12 First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,352 Likes: 12	"Offensive" should not mean "so sick you should be arrested for it". Fragman, Lobo jokes at your expense are fine, but Nazi jokes are a disgrace. Its a display of ignorance.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117706 2003-05-21 12:43 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	Uneless the Nazi topic involves a giant robot.Giant Nazi robots are always good for a laugh.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117707 2003-05-21 9:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	Tell that to General Glory.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117708 2003-05-21 11:23 PM
Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,352 Likes: 12 First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,352 Likes: 12	quote: Originally posted by allan1: Uneless the Nazi topic involves a giant robot.Giant Nazi robots are always good for a laugh. Yes, that is the exception.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117709 2003-05-22 2:42 AM
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts
URG URG am real man! 7500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 8,970 URG'S cave	stoopid giant nazi robots. URG smash em all

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117710 2003-05-23 2:32 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune. Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune.	Don't ya just hate when a giant robot smashes up yer neighborhood? Kinda pisses me off..... $[...rassamnfrackin...]$

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! #117711 2003-05-23 7:23 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune. Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Beardguy57 I walk in eternity 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 19,633 Triton, moon of Neptune.	I would like to Know who would win in a Fight if Jesus fought the X - men? If He Fought The Justice League? If he Fought Jerry Falwell??

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! Beardguy57 #117712 2004-11-28 11:36 AM
Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts
The Time Trust [insert non-dated reference here] 10000+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 13,392 Entropy Point	Brilliant.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! Fragman #117713 2005-04-27 1:00 AM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,300 Likes: 26 High above it all...	Quote: *Fragman said:* I can see and agree with what you are saying. I just wonder that of all the things I read here in less then one day that could be the thing that pisses you off more then all others. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! MisterJLA #117714 2006-04-08 4:52 AM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	All of the evil that people have thrust upon chocolate is really more deserved by milk chocolate, which is essentially contaminated. The closer you get to a pure chocolate liquor (the chocolate essence ground from roasted cacao beans) the purer it is, the more satisfying it is, the safer it is, and the healthier it is. Arnold Ismach, "The Darker Side of Chocolate"

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! The Creech #117715 2006-04-08 6:14 AM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large Animalman 10000+ posts
Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	Quote: *The Creech said:* Mmmm. ... Oh yes! This is the OFFENSIVE TOPICS FORUM! I've asked before why anyone puts up with llamce's child molesting ways, and I'm not joking. He is one sick fucker! Meester jla sounds mexican. <small>[ 05-15-2003, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Drzsmith ]</small> The Creech sucked. He was always stealing my avatar. Now he steals my LACK of avatar. What a douche. MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.

Re: I LIKE TO EAT MONKEY RECTUM!! Animalman #117716 2006-04-08 4:13 PM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 485 Good Question 400+ posts
Good Question 400+ posts Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 485	You know what you have to do.

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