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Isn't that sweet? The Princess loves me! That's a very nice thing to say and I must admitt I like you a whole bunch, Princess! I would say I love you too, but you know how hard it is for some guys to committ! 
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Thanks for the info bout the male mind Lance, "afraid of commitment" huh? Girls are just as scared as ya'll are ;P
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I'll be celebrating 18 years of marriage July 2 and am the father of four ages seven through seventeen. Princess, do you think I should give my wife a firm committment for our anniversary? Or maybe a diamond necklace? You decide which is the better gift!
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18 years of marriage? You know it's bad to marry them when they're still in pre-school! And how come you're not often at the manor? Butter still needs your official title ( The other, older white meat, right? And btw, Bastie didn't come up with that, I did! )
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How bout a huge fat long stemmed red rose, a diamond necklace, and a nice sweet commitment poem for your wife? She'll love it 
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Elisa is really your wife!!
Cheez it, she's found you!
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How bout a huge fat long stemmed red rose, a diamond necklace, and a nice sweet commitment poem for your wife? She'll love it
HA!! That is the girliest thing I have ever heard in my life!!!! (BTW, I suggest giving her commitment-that way you don't have to spend any money on her, and can buy comics instead!) 
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You sir, are an evil genius... or a cheap bastard, I haven't decided yet.
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I say screw everything and just go to the bar and get lit up like a christmas tree. That way you can give her piece of mind for the night...
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I would be surprised if you, sir, ever get laid...
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LOL guys....come on if you aren't romantic TELL ME how do any of ya'll get dates?
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Ah, dear Princess, you misinterpret everything...what makes you think I get dates?
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quote:
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You sir, are an evil genius... or a cheap bastard, I haven't decided yet.
BOTH! And loving evrey minute of it!!
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LOL guys....come on if you aren't romantic TELL ME how do any of ya'll get dates?
One word: alcohol. It's your best friend!
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And I take it you guys also did something sweet for Mother's Day or did I hope for too much :P
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Silly 'Merkins. Mother's Day was weeks ago. Xy
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She got a Disney T-shirt and some goodies for the bath! The princess is right though. My wife has always loved any romantic thing I have put into writing!
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AWww Lance you are SO awesome Never forget "unexpected gifts at an unexpected time always win a lady's heart" Stay sweet Lance!
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Boys, boys, boys. A key to getting dates/women is romance. We love that stuff. What Princess said is very true no matter what age the woman is! Now lesson #1: Be a gentleman! Hold the door open for her and let her walk in front of you. Buy her dinner, but don't expect her to put out! Dinner does not equal sex. Lesson #2 will follow later. study this one and there will be a quiz when I get back later.
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Batwoman, these guys won't ever need to know how to get dates as long as there is a porn video industry. You're right to say that dinner doesn't equal sex. Dinner, as every grown up knows, is foreplay. 
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Don't have anything to do with Mahatma Kane Jeeves, Batwoman. He's only after one thing.
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quote:
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Boys, boys, boys. A key to getting dates/women is romance. We love that stuff. What Princess said is very true no matter what age the woman is! Now lesson #1: Be a gentleman! Hold the door open for her and let her walk in front of you. Buy her dinner, but don't expect her to put out! Dinner does not equal sex. Lesson #2 will follow later. study this one and there will be a quiz when I get back later.
No wonder you're still a virgin 
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Batwoman, I suspect that trying to explain romance on this message board is probably the moral equivalent of reading Voltaire to a pack of monkeys.
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Voltaire? The golden age character? 
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no Dumass the card game you play by yourself!
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Wasn't he that big robot guy that was made up from lots of little robots with people in. Bit like Power Rangers but a cartoon. Xy
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That would be Voltron.
Voltaire was a french writer from the 18-19th century?
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 *sigh* Batwoman, you are welcome to have dinner and no sex with me any time you're in this neck of the woods.
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And any time you are in the Chicago area, you are welcome to have sex without dinner with me...
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You really wanna call this thing off in August dont ya rufie...
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Just give me a good excuse...
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Guess you guys scared batwoman off this thread.
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Brought this thread back just in time for Valentine's Day!
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