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I stood at the door beside her
But she wouldn't let me pass
I was such a bore and iI lied to her
I said I didn't really want her ass
I went away in the mud and rain
The gang became snide and laughed
I was slayed, but I smiled and the pain
Began to subside at last
And when I got back to my hotel
I wondered if the thunder meant I'd landed in hell
And on the forecourt I slipped and fell
I cracked my stupid head and I heard a bell
I thought 'Hey!'
Somebody saved me - it happened again
Somebody saved me - I thank you my friend
Somebody saved me, from a fate worse than heaven
Cos if I'd had her for just an hour
I'd have wanted her forever
You would have thought that I'd have learned
Twenty years ago or more
A beautiful girl raised her mouth and yearned
But I didn't know what lips were meant for
I ran away in the mud and rain
(The weather here's never too bright)
She'd had an affray with her man and came
For solace and the means to fight
She finally bored with seducing me
And took up with some geezer from the Ealing scene
And it nearly killed him (like it would've killed me)
When her original man snapped his fingers and she obeyed!
Somebody saved me - it happened again
Somebody saved me - I thank you my friend
Somebody saved me, from a fate worse than heaven
Cos if I'd had her for just an hour
I'd have wanted her forever
I don't know about guardian angels
All I know about's staying alive
I can't shout about spiritual labels
When little ones die and big ones thrive
All I know is that I've been making it
And there've been times I didn't deserve to
Every show there's been more faking it
But right at the point of no return
Somebody saves me - again and again
Somebody saves me - I thank you my friend
Somebody saves me
>From a fate worse tham heaven
'Cos if I blew it for a single moment
I'd blow it forever
Somebody saved me.
I took up the connection once
Made me feel quite aloof
I never could queue to collect my lunch
While I was pursuing the Truth
So I left my folks in the mud and rain
(It always rains in Sunnyside Road)
I lived hippy jokes getting stoned insane
Till the rain looked just like snow
But there was a soul in whom I could depend
He worked himself crazy while I laid in bed
I never leaned on a person like I leaned right then
And when I finally woke up clean
My friend was dead - stone dead
Somebody saved me - it happened again.
Somebody saved me - I thank you my friend
Somebody saved me - I ain't ready for heaven
If I'd seen you for a second I'd have wanted to see you forever
Somebody saved me.
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i would go vote, but i dont know how to get there i get here by bookmark, and i cant really afford a banning right now....
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God made mud.
God got lonesome.
So God said to some of the mud, "Sit up!
"See all I've made," said God, "the hills, the sea, the sky, the stars."
And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around.
Lucky me, lucky mud.
I, mud, sat up and saw what a nice job God had done.
Nice going, God!
Nobody but You could have done it, God! I certainly couldn't have.
I feel very unimportant compared to You.
The only way I can feel the least bit important is to think of all the mud that didn't even get to sit up and look around.
I got so much, and most mud got so little.
Thank you for the honor.
Now mud lies down again and goes to sleep.
What memories for mud to have!
What interesting other kinds of sitting-up mud I met!
I loved everything I saw!
Good night.
I will go to heaven now.
I can hardly wait...
To find out for certain what my wampeter was...
And who was in my karass...
And all the good things our karass did for you.
Amen.
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quote:
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Save Me!
Only if your original creative team comes back.
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To bad Rob doesn't give a rat's ass about petitions.
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I signed, Kristogar. See you tonight.
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quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
To bad Rob doesn't give a rat's ass about petitions.
yeah, that kaufampshen ... sucha jerk!
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JLA quotes me quoting Vonnegut.
Rack him!
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The President has signed.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
To bad Rob doesn't give a rat's ass about petitions.
yeah, that kaufampshen ... sucha jerk!
Aye, verily.
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An erratic off-shoot of the family tree.
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So, Rob... That's written support from your #2, 4, 9 and 17 posters, the President of the United States and Anthony Conn(your guess is as good as mine...), a kinda sorta verbal support from bsams(whose #6 AND #8), and you know that Nowhereman(#10) and Dave(#7) will raid any forum for me until the day I died or got institutionalized. So get it done! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
So, Rob...
That's written support from your #2, 4, 9 and 17 posters, the President of the United States and Anthony Conn(your guess is as good as mine...), a kinda sorta verbal support from bsams(whose #6 AND #8), and you know that Nowhereman(#10) and Dave(#7) will raid any forum for me until the day I died or got institutionalized. So get it done!
Well fuck that's compelling.
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Who the hell is Kristogar Velo?
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The exciting new Titans storyline!
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kaufampshen:
which one're you again?
He's Sonhaven. I'm the super dog.
quote:
Originally posted by Heh.:
Who the hell is Kristogar Velo?
I'm the wormy guy.
[ 01-16-2003, 02:06 AM: Message edited by: Kristogar Velo ]
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Rob slept with Janette Kahn?
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Guys, I am not the 9th signature on that petition. OF COURSE this petition was a stupid idea, but I don't want anyone to ignore it. Sign on!
[ 01-16-2003, 04:43 AM: Message edited by: Kristogar Velo ]
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Rob slept with Janette Kahn?
Apparently. And I'm the sluttiest guy to sign it so far.
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there are two super dogs!
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Hmmmmmm.....the game's afoot.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Rob slept with Janette Kahn?
Apparently. And I'm the sluttiest guy to sign it so far.
I've obviously never discussed what being ROY's bitch means...
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Ohhhhhh, discuss!
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Me too!!
Time to hit the patients contraband room!
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Need a slightly used set of dentures?
Or do you still have LLance's?
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Nah, I finally peeled 'em offa my zipper.
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Saddam and Dubbya have both signed the petition. ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) Is this the first step toward world peace?
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I sign this petition but I fear what will happen to me.
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You will be visited by the spirit of LLance & compelled to wear diapers all weekend.
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Stoopid defunct petition...
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