Q) What the [censored] Rob? What. The. [censored].
Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday
I've been censored. This does not bode well with me Kamphausen.
Amazing! Astonishing! Still can't get over the fantastic idea that when you are looking at a girl, you are looking at somebody who is guaranteed to have on her -- a cunt! They all have cunts! Right under their dresses! Cunts -- for fucking!
Sunday-Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday
There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were famished, looking for any food they could find, but to no avail. Later on, the rooster finds himself focusing upon a worm, inching its way nearby. The rooster then proceeds to chase and then pounce on the worm, eating it quickly. Resting after his meal, he rubs his belly in pure satisfaction.
The cat looks at the rooster and thinks to himself, "Well, if he can do it, I can do it." Not long after the rooster eats his worm, the cat spots a mouse scurrying nearby the lake. The cat raises its tail, arches its back, and with all its might, attempts to pounce on the mouse, only to end up in the lake.
What is the moral of the story?
Where there is a satisfied cock, there is a wet pussy...
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
A: because you're lame and don't know the answer and cannot think of anything clever.
Q: What travels around the world but never leaves its corner?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
A: ALL watermelons are lesbians. That's why black people love them so much.
Q: Have you ever put your finger up your own butt?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Q: My next tattoo is gonna be a bat-related one. Should I do the Jokerfish from the cover Brian Bolland did for "Greatest Joker Stories Ever" or something else (plz specify)?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Q: should i go with this or is it too tacky and uh..whatever?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
A: One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin' Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink M.S.G.?S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4] (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It's A M?nag? A Trois You And Me And Heineken
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]
Regrets I've Had A Few First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn?T Gonna Worry It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin' I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws Lived In Your Pants At That Junction I Came To Realize That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) You're Pretty When I'm Drunk And I'm pretty fucking drunk
Q: Why are they playing the Party of Five theme song on the radio?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
A: cause i go every five minutes, its hard not too
Q: will harley ever join chat again?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Q: how would you know anyways, you're mom keeps you in the basement.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Quote: sneaky bunny said: A: cause llance is getting ready for his bath
Q: how would you know anyways, you're mom keeps you in the basement.
A: Let the boy have his wank fantasies...they're all he has left.
Q: Is Silky Johnson the greatest alt ever?
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
A: I think I'm getting a CLUE. Oh yeah! I TOTALLY have a RAGING clue right now. It's pointing that way. Let's follow it!
Q: does Evan Williams ALWAYS taste this skanky or is it just 'cause I opened it five months ago?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
k,did you read my guestbook posting?
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