RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts In the Flesh?

So you thought you might like to, go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
Tell me is something eluding you, Sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes,
You'll just have to blow your way through this disguise.
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I of course thought of you the other day as every Friday a local radio station picks a band as their Friday Feature and plays tons of their songs all day....

Last Friday was Pink Floyd!

Tear down the WALL!

DAMN true!

There are NO Nature Boys.

Helpful but not what I was looking for.

....cuz we crisp and clean and we gots NO caffeine.....7-up was trademarked.....there is No 7-up btw.....

When we first organized in the late forties we decided we need an anagram that described our respect for gay moderators and came up with We Hate Kampy but opted to change our tarnished reputation, we wanted to describe ourselves as being Mature and that most members were still Boys however, in a typo it became Nature Boys and we can truly sya there are no Nature Boys as we are really the Mature Boys.

then there is out offshoot organization...
known as C.L.I.T.!

Im the leader of C.L.I.T. Mothafucka!

ha ha... huh?

It don't matter.

Just look at my spankin' new LLance Icon, and laugh!!!!

Tee-Hee! Look at the LLance! Look at him scamper!!!

As the only so called "Nature" boy living in the 1940's I can attest that every word Franta typed is true!

May I also point to the Bastard's brand new icon as an example of our mature behavior. If we were immature brats the icon would have been naked...and then Robbie would have had to start charging everybody to come here!

HAHA! HE SCAMPERS!

Monster Mash
Bobby Pickett and Lenny Capizzi

I was working in the lab late one night 
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight 
For my monster from his slab began to rise 
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash 
He did the monster mash 
The monster mash 
It was a graveyard smash 
He did the mash 
It caught on in a flash 
He did the mash 
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east 
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast 
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes 
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash 
They did the monster mash 
The monster mash 
It was a graveyard smash 
They did the mash 
It caught on in a flash 
They did the mash 
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun 
The party had just begun 
The guests included Wolf Man 
Dracula and his son

Salem Witch Drink

Ingredients to use:
1 fill Club Soda
1 splash Grenadine
1 splash Lime juice
0.5 oz Melon liqueur
0.5 fill Sweet and Sour mix
0.5 oz Vodka
0.5 oz Raspberry Schnapps
Directions: Mix together with crushed ice in a glass and garnish with mint leaves

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


The show began as a short film idea written by Rob McElhenney and Glenn Howerton about a man telling his friend he has cancer, while the friend's only intent is on trying to borrow a cup of sugar. This was then developed into a pilot called It's Always Sunny on TV and was shot on a digital camcorder by Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, and Rob McElhenney. This pilot was shopped by the actors around various studios, their pitch being simply showing the DVD of the pilot to executives. After viewing the pilot, FX Network ordered the first season. Although it is often stated publicly that the pilot was shot for $200,[1] the makers of the show have claimed that the cost was much lower because the only costs were videotapes.[1] Danny DeVito, who joined the show in season two, said on The Daily Show (August 3, 2006) and on The Late Show with David Letterman (September 6, 2007) that the cost was only $85. This pilot episode's storyline would become that of the fourth episode of the first season, titled "Charlie Has Cancer".

It is estimated that 160,000 children miss school every day due to fear of attack or intimidation by other students. Source: National Education Association.

A survey conducted by the American Association of University Women reported that 85% of girls and 76% of boys have been sexually harassed in some form and only 18% of those incidents were perpetrated by an adults.
Young bullies carry a one-in-four chance of having a criminal record by age 30. Study by Leonard Eron and Rowell Huesman.

American schools harbor approximately 2.1 million bullies and 2.7 million of their victims. Dan Olweus, National School Safety Center.

One in seven students is either a bully or victim.

56% of students have personally witnessed some type of bullying at school.

15% of all school absenteeism is directly related to fears of being bullied at school.

71% of students report incidents of bullying as a problem at their school.

One out of 20 students has seen a student with a gun at school.

Mean behavior among kids is a universal problem. In a poll of 232 kids in kindergarten through 8th grade at a Connecticut elementary school, every child claimed to have been the victim of at least one schoolmate’s or sibling’s meanness in the previous month.

A dragonfly’s scientific name is Odonta, which comes from the words “tooth-jawed” because the entomologist (insect scientist), Johann Christian Fabricius, who named them studied the dragonflies’ mouths in order to distinguish the different species. Now their wings are studied as well to classify dragonflies. (fact – other names for dragonflies around the world are water dipper in England, old glassy in China, and the ancient Celts called dragonflies big needle of wings.)

Big Bottom (Spinal Tap cover)
Soundgarden

(Originally performed by: Spinal Tap)

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mudflaps
My gal's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

Aerosmith is an American hard rock band, sometimes referred to as "The Bad Boys from Boston" and "America's Greatest Rock and Roll Band".Their style, which is rooted in blues-based hard rock, has come to also incorporate elements of pop,[8] heavy metal, and rhythm and blues, and has inspired many subsequent rock artists.The band was formed in Boston, Massachusetts in 1970. Guitarist Joe Perry and bassist Tom Hamilton, originally in a band together called the Jam Band, met up with singer Steven Tyler, drummer Joey Kramer, and guitarist Ray Tabano, and formed Aerosmith. In 1971, Tabano was replaced by Brad Whitford, and the band began developing a following in Boston.

1160

3. Time appears to accelerate the older we get. Some (including Stephen Hawking) suggest the reason for this is that when we are ten years old a year is a tenth of our whole life and seems a long time, yet for a sixty-year-old a year is just a 60th of their life and therefore perceived as a shorter period.

2. Some modern atomic clocks are so accurate they can lose less than a second in 400 million years.

1. A universal time scale has been developed called UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) which is based on the time told by atomic clocks but compensates for the minute slowing of the Earth's rotation (caused by the gravity of the Moon) by adding Leap Seconds every year to prevent day from creeping into night (albeit in a millennia or two).

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Paraiso B
(2004) NR
In a seemingly quiet neighborhood, best pals Leo (Juan Pablo Ogalde) and Pedro (Fernando Gomez Rovira) work for the shifty El Jefe (Nelson Villagra), who rules the roost thanks to his illegal gambling ring. When the love of Leo's life -- Pedro's sister, Gloria (Leonor Varela) -- returns to town, he again sets his sights on her. Meanwhile, Pedro gambles away El Jefe's money -- a move that forces Gloria to choose between Leo and saving her sibling.

Genre:Foreign Dramas, Crime Dramas, Latin America
This movie is:Suspenseful, Gritty, Dark

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Denver CO was buried under 21.3 inches of snow, 19.4 inches of which fell in 24 hours. The heavy wet snow snapped trees and wires causing seven million dollars damage.

Driving Home For Christmas
Chris Rea


I'm driving home for Christmas
Oh, I can't wait to see those faces
I'm driving home for Christmas, yeah
Well I'm moving down that line
And it's been so long
But I will be there
I sing this song
To pass the time away
Driving in my car
Driving home for Christmas

It's gonna take some time
But I'll get there
Top to toe in tailbacks
Oh, I got red lights on the run
But soon there'll be a freeway
Get my feet on holy ground

So I sing for you
Though you can't hear me
When I get through
And feel you near me
I am driving home for Christmas
Driving home for Christmas
With a thousand memories

I take look at the driver next to me
He's just the same
Just the same

Top to toe in tailbacks
Oh, I got red lights on the run
I'm driving home for Christmas, yea
Get my feet on holy ground
So I sing for you
Though you can't hear me
When I get through
And feel you near me
Driving in my car
Driving home for Christmas
Driving home for Christmas
With a thousand memories