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I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172756 2003-03-07 4:32 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	Anyone catch the latest Ultimate X-Men ? Spoilers . . . . . . . . . . . ohhhkay dohkay It looks like the shit is really hitting the fan over at Ultimate X-Men right now. The art was great. Like any scientist will tell you it's not the fall that fucks you up it's that sudden stop. This issue had it all What the fuck happened to Cyclops. A sweety meeting between Storm and Beast. Breaking and entering of a highly guarded military installation. Rocks that party. Xavier talking like he's Hannibal Smith. Colossus crushing a car into a little ball. Plus a surprise ending forshadowing an Ultimate show down. Pun alert. [ 03-07-2003, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: Ultimate Jaburg53 ]

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172757 2003-03-07 6:32 AM
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First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13	What's this I hear about Wolverine throwing Cyclops off a cliff because he wants to shag Jean Grey?

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172758 2003-03-07 2:25 PM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	Yes, Logan tossed him off a cliff and left him for dead in the Savage Land.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172759 2003-03-08 1:03 AM
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First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,367 Likes: 13	Logan needs less caffeine.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172760 2003-03-08 2:10 AM
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Disco Steve 7500+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,587 Gainesville, FL	I remember seeing Logan return and telling Jean that Scott is dead... I think it was in an issue of Ultimate War (X-Men vs. The Ultimates).

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172761 2003-03-08 2:54 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	Ultimate War was Ok. I say it was only really cool if you were already reading Ultimate X-Men.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172762 2003-03-08 11:56 AM
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Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172763 2003-03-08 11:02 PM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	Seeing as how the book is complete and utter shit, I don't read Ultimate X-Men. Good to see Millar is implimenting rational characterization into his stories, though.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172764 2003-03-09 1:13 AM
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Disco Steve 7500+ posts Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,587 Gainesville, FL	Yeah. That was more like a story arc of Ultimate X-Men guest-starring the Ultimates.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172765 2003-03-10 3:23 AM
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Chewy Walrus ... 10000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,081 Indiana	I bought the series for the Ultimates and, for that reason, was a mite disappointed. Frankly, I would've wanted the fight scenes to continue for a couple more issues before ending the whole thing so abruptly. All the brawls seemed to start and end in the same panel, which was the most disappointing thing of all. All that build-up to end in that way... just seemed like a shame, really...

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172766 2003-03-11 4:55 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	Hopefully they will still fight or team up with the Ultimates. I think there are 4 more issues in the story arc.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172767 2003-03-11 12:56 PM
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Rezultz 1 post Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 20 Zone 3	Hey Jaburg, remember me???

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172768 2003-03-12 4:13 AM
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Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	Hey, hey!

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172769 2003-03-11 7:19 PM
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Rezultz 1 post Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 20 Zone 3	From what I can tell the Ultimate Avengers can beat the Ultimate X-men, The only guys to look out for are Storm, Wolverine, and my homies, Iceman and Colossus. Cyclops would probably try to get even with Howlett (Wolverine) if he's still alive, so that could divide the team. But let's face it Colossus was ruling ass on Thor and Iron Man, the big Russian was intense. But I think the Avengers would win for the mere fact that they are more tactical. The X-men have more power hitters, but the Avengers seem to have precision strikes down to the letter, when needed.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172770 2003-03-11 7:45 PM
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Rezultz 1 post Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 20 Zone 3	Jaburg, maybe you can help me out. I can't seem to put an image in my profile, but you seem to have; maybe you can tell me how you did it. I feel kinda naked here

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172771 2003-03-11 10:43 PM
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Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	Oh wow. Someone else showed up!

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172772 2003-03-12 2:33 AM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	Who are these neophytes?

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172773 2003-03-12 4:04 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	quote: Originally posted by Rezultz: Jaburg, maybe you can help me out. I can't seem to put an image in my profile, but you seem to have; maybe you can tell me how you did it. I feel kinda naked here Rez go into the profile the picture is called an "Avitar"

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172774 2003-03-12 1:51 PM
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Rezultz 1 post Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 20 Zone 3	Thanks Jaburg I feel really stupid thinking I could upload a picture.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172775 2003-03-13 4:33 AM
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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	quote: Originally posted by Animalman: Who are these neophytes? (I think they followed us here from the chat. I wonder what's taking Olaf so long)

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172776 2003-03-13 4:57 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	No, were from the DCMB.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172777 2003-03-12 5:42 PM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	quote: Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk: (I think they followed us here from the chat. I wonder what's taking Olaf so long) (I thought so. They have the stink of poop on them. Good thing they won't know what we're saying with these paranthesis around our setences. We could say anything and they wouldn't know. Hehehe.) [ 03-12-2003, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: Animalman ]

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172778 2003-03-12 6:59 PM
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Chewy Walrus ... 10000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,081 Indiana	(I still miss Fat Loser... )

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172779 2003-03-29 5:30 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	Ultimate X-men 30 spoilers ahead. s p o i l e r s a w h o r e In general I always look forward to the next issue. I have liked Mark Miller's work on The Authority as well. However this issue of Ultimate X-Men was weak. Also the art was blah. The X-Men finding Magneto's Citadel via Cyclops was predictable and the pay off was pedestrian comic book hero hornswagle. upsets the whole story arc. I thought it had something going untill now.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172780 2003-03-29 5:44 AM
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TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal	What do you expect? Marvel and DC always do that shit. For Example, the Mageddon arc in JLA. Everything looked pretty good, the public was interested in it, and whudda they do to end it? Every body's a superhero now! Then there's OWAW; that had potential to have some Crisis-type impact. Crap. Zero Tolerance. Crap. Genesis. Crap. The Age of Apocalypse. Megacrap. Why build a major storyarc if it isn't going to matter and/or flounder near the end? Hopefully, The Return of the King will end with long-lasting repercussions.

Re: I tossed Cyclops off a cliff cause I fancy you #172781 2003-04-11 12:15 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY	I think when Jean gets back from carrying off that nuclear power plant she is going to want to have a word with the dude who left her boo for dead and tried to get into her panties for some sympathy sex.

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