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Immortal and former Avenger Sersi is a walking fanny legend. Guess how many butt partners she's been through during the centuries?
That's right. 342,786,941.
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Dazzler, that little asswhore. Half of Mojoworld has gotten to experience her "Starlight Express". Poor Longshot.
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Jocasta, that robotic buttfreak, would try to put anything up her synthetic keyster. I think she settled for a washing machine.
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Medusa, being the prettiest Inhuman, lived up to her race's moniker by being rammed in her chocolate thunder valley every moment she could spare by Lockjaw.
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Aurora. She's French-Canadian. Of course she likes butt lovin'. What Frenchie doesn't? Northstar can attest to that!
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Skids. Come on now. I don't haveta set this one up at all!
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All you had to do get that tall drink of mead Valkyrie's ass is stick your peter in her pooter, and she'd surrender like the Visigoths to the Romans.
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Peter's little sister Illyana was a master of the glutimus arts. One clench from her, and you'd be sent to Limbo!
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Glactus like a little backdoor action.
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This is the longest non-story thread I've ever started. . .
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quote:
Originally posted by Joey From Friends:
Glactus like a little backdoor action.
Of course he does. Why else would he give Silver Surfer that surfboard?
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and the am that power cosmic power stuff.
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This is quite possibly, my greatest work in this forum.
I hear the DC chicks like to give sloppy BJs.
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Lois Lane's a backdoor bitch as well or she'd have a half dozen or so super-brats flying all over the apartment! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Marvel! Marvel, ya bastard! DC is all about blowjobs!
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Mantis, a longtime Avenger was a prostitute! In Viet Nam no less!!! She DEF takes the high hard one up da ass!! Madame Masque wears a metal mask, so we know she is not giving up toppiece!! Besides Tony is a freak, he has hit Widow, Wasp, Warbird and others - so I know Masque gave up the ass!! Viper takes it up da ass, no doubt!! A chick who wears all green and ALL OF HER HAIR IS GREEN!! The ONLY place safe to hit her is "side 3"!! Besides that is why she is so fucking evil, all everyone wants to do is fuck her in her ass!! Last but not least, the star of Alias! She got it from Luke Cage while drunk!! She is a PI and former superhero, so we know she likes games!! From that issue we now know to call her Nintendo cause ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif) she likes "playing with Power (Man)!"
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And this thread is reborn!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jubilee... a former mallrat-turned X-Man. Rumor has it she gave up her backside for a 30% discount for a pair of hoop earrings.
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The Enchantress. That Viking bitch has been bronco'd so many times, her Scandinavian ass is a Vahallan shrine!
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Sue Storm is so into getting her poo-pipe plungered, she turns her torso invisible just to see the action behind her!
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Tony Stark's armor has a hatch on its behind.
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He and Pepper Potts take turns investigating one another's brownholes.
With vigorous abandon.
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Diamondback, Cap's former girl, is a bonafide anal freak. The reason her name's Diamondback is her sphincter is so tight, she could shit out diamonds!
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That new Captain Britain chick. Talk about the Avengers getting disassembled... her limey buttocks were devastated during her membership ceremony!
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Sam Guthrie's little sister, Husk. Talk about "easy access" and "no muss, no fuss"! That little Southerner gets her backroads paved and just rips her skin off aftewards. She's the perfect candidate for anal gangbangs...
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Sam Guthrie's little sister, Husk. Talk about "easy access" and "no muss, no fuss"! That little Southerner gets her backroads paved and just rips her skin off aftewards. She's the perfect candidate for anal gangbangs...
Talk about "tearing someone a new asshole"! (Wakka wakka!!!)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Lesbo tendencies + bald pussy = Moondragon
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A thread about anal sex HAD to eventually grab ROY BATTY's attention!
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that taint all he grabbed though....
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Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!
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Polaris is a major fan of rough fudge packing. And since Alex won't return her calls, the foot-long metal dildo she fashioned will have to suffice!
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According to a fanfic writer called Cannonball, most of the gals in the DCU like it up the bum without lube. 
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Quote:
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According to a fanfic writer called Cannonball, most of the gals in the DCU like it up the bum without lube.
Cannonball's probably never tried it, with or without lube, so he/she/it has no idea what it's all about.
We all wear a green carnation.
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That girl who's alluded to being Logan's kid or whatever... she definately lost her anal virginity in the wilderness. One day, she got a little too close to a moose.
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So...after scanning this thread...I'm getting that Pariah is the sole supporter of Max books?
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