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#9878 2002-11-03 7:14 AM
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#9879 2002-11-05 4:38 AM
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that was amuzing! someone whos fucked up like he is cant be sane!

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good lord, that was disturbing.

weird.

at one point, he was, like, the most powerful person in the universe -- coulda had any chick at any time, all the money you could ask for, the fame of a god...

now, he's more or less a complete joke.

not unlike hal jordan!

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You'd better hope ROY doesnt see this!

Have you checked out the rest of her site?
Got some purty cool stuff she also analyzes the inflating deflating boobies of Brittney!

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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:

now, he's more or less a complete joke.

not unlike hal jordan!

BOO. Bad form,old chap.

Does anyone else get the impression that Mike wants to look like his sisters?

#9884 2002-11-16 10:00 AM
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Im thinking he looks more like his decomposing Grandmother!

Hey anyone catch the fact that this freak was FOUR hours late for his recent court appearance, and states the reason for that and forgetting to show up for TWO Millenium concerts as he is sooooo busy because he is a Visionary! What the hell is he foreseeing? rigor mortis?!?!

Please.... Micheal.... what talent you had is long gone....no one is buying your albums coz YOU SUCK, not because of lack of promotion! Youve gone MAD simply stark raving lunatic style MAD!!!

#9885 2002-11-16 2:04 PM
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the king of pedophiles is getting what he deserves.

#9886 2002-11-17 12:04 AM
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You mean he is finally getting locked up?
With no access to Disneyland and his pet monkey!

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Not the monkey!!!!

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SHOCK THE MONKEY!

#9889 2002-11-20 3:30 AM
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So, did anyone else see Wacko Jacko dangling his youngest offspring off a balcony over a crowd of reporters with a towel over the kids head? And Jacko appeared to be laughing the whole time...like risking your kid's life is funny! [no no no]

#9890 2002-11-20 3:41 AM
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Some folks really need to be sterilized.....

#9891 2002-11-20 9:32 AM
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I think he passed the point of being a harmless freak long ago....but nobody can spin this or pay off enough folks on this incident....then again...who knows...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=795&ncid=799&e=3&u=/eo/2002 1119/en_music_eo/10866

For those few remaining doubters, this stunt might prove Michael Jackson really is off the wall, bad and dangerous.


Jacko spooked hundreds of fans in Berlin Tuesday, as he dangled a baby over a fourth-floor balcony railing.

According to media reports, Jackson, infant in arms, walked out onto the veranda to wave at the screaming crowd gathered in a downtown square below his suite at the opulent Adlon Hotel, who were hoping to sneak a peek of the reclusive King of Pop.

Instead of cheering, though, the throng was notably stunned when Jackson held the light-skinned, barefoot child over the metal railing for a few seconds with one hand. The baby--who had a white towel covering his (or her) face--appeared to struggle until a grinning Jackson finally lifted the tyke back up to safety.

Before disappearing back inside his room, the 44-year-old music legend also showed off another youngster, who appeared to be about four or five years old and was also covered with a white cloth to hide his/her identity. Jackson waved but did not address the fans.

While Jackson's U.S. reps were unable to confirm the identity of the dangled child, a German source said it was Jackson's third and youngest, Prince Michael II.

The world's most famous surgical mask modeler officially has two progeny conceived with ex-wife/personal assistant Debbie Rowe--a five-year-old son named Prince Michael and a four-year-old daughter, Paris.

Little is known of Prince Michael II beyond what was reported in People in August. The boy is going on nine months old, is nicknamed "No. 3" and was not adopted, according to the magazine. There is no word on the child's mother.

Jackson--on hiatus from a $21 million breach-of-contract trial in Santa Maria, California--is in the German capital with his brood to accept the Bambi Entertainment Award on Thursday honoring his work for homeless children. Jackson is also supposed to preside over a charity auction where he will put one of his jackets and a hat on the block.

The singer is being sued by his longtime German concert promoter for nixing two millennium concerts. Jackson spent three days on the stand last week, holding forth on how he is too busy being "a visionary" to worry about contract details and producing what's become one of the most talked-about photos in ages (at least until his baby-dangling snapshots start making the email rounds). He's due back in court next week.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:

now, he's more or less a complete joke.

not unlike hal jordan!

Preach it!

#9893 2002-11-21 2:03 AM
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Any woman who would either have kids with or entrust there kids to that freak after the whole Jordan thing,are as mad as him!

I hear Disco Steve is after Jacko`s phone number!

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[eh?] ..........................
Thats the first time I saw that pic and all I can say is................. [eh?]

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Get off Jackson's back,he wasnt dangling his kid and laughing maniacly. He was presenting his child to his remaining fans happily basking in thier praises. Christ,you people cant leave him alone for second. I wanna see the proof that he is a pedophile. You cant prove so quit saying it.

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When you have as much money as him then suddenly claims that you abused a child strangely disappear!
Having a towel over the kids head is a strange way to proudly show it off!
The guy is a freak & a PEDOPHILE!!!

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quote:
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When you have as much money as him then suddenly claims that you abused a child strangely disappear!
Having a towel over the kids head is a strange way to proudly show it off!
The guy is a freak & a PEDOPHILE!!!

They didnt "strangely disappear",he settled out of court. He knew he could'nt get a fair trial and that these accusations would destroy his life and career. The kids greedy Mother just couldnt let him get away with being rich while she wasnt. Emmanuel Lewis's parents didnt blackmail MJ,Macauley Culkins parents didnt sue,Alphonso Ribiero's parents didnt sue, Corey Feldmans parents didnt sue. Why not you ask? Cause the didnt need Mikes money,thats why.That greedy bitch wanted Mikes cash,she knew where to hit and she did.
He covers his kids heads cause he doesnt want the fucking paparazzi snapping pics of them so fat fucks like Capt Hardly can look at them in "The Daily Wank" or as hes calls it "The Paper" and hes no more of a freak than say a three foot tall English Ronnie James Dio wannabe.

#9898 2002-11-22 1:38 AM
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Yeah what exactly IS the point of putting a towel on a kids head.
Sadly the man has so much money he receives "Humanitarian" (kinda odd for someone barely human anymore) awards for bribes he gives. So like many others like say another with the initals MJ he scoofs the law as he pays them off.

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The weirdness continues...
Michael and 2 kids dressed in burqua

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DCFS needs a vigalante.

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Im surrrrre no payoffs were involved...

German Police Drop Probe of Jackson's Baby-Dangling
Fri Nov 22,12:16 PM ET


BERLIN (Reuters) - German police said on Friday they would not launch a formal investigation into whether Michael Jackson (news) committed a crime by dangling his baby from a hotel window before hundreds of startled fans earlier this week.



A police spokesman said there was no evidence a crime was committed. On Thursday police said they had started a preliminary probe into the incident, which was captured on film and widely broadcast.

"The investigation has been called off by state prosecutors," said police spokesman Matthias Pranger.

"They said there was no proof that the child had been subjected to a traumatic experience that would have a detrimental impact on his development, thus eliminating any reason to investigate further."

Jackson had quickly apologized for his actions on Tuesday.

He had opened a window and held his baby, whose head was covered by a towel, over a balcony railing with just one arm. Fans screaming his name on the street gasped in horror.

Jackson has three children, two by ex-wife Debbie Rowe, five-year-old son Prince Michael and four-year-old daughter Paris. He has not revealed the mother of his baby son, who is less than one year old.

Berlin police said they got several calls of complaint about the incident, but said they launched the review, which is below the level of a formal investigation, on their own initiative.

Jackson, who came to Berlin to accept a German television lifetime achievement award, concluded his four-day trip to Berlin by touring the national art gallery on Friday.

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quote:
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Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
When you have as much money as him then suddenly claims that you abused a child strangely disappear!
Having a towel over the kids head is a strange way to proudly show it off!
The guy is a freak & a PEDOPHILE!!!

They didnt "strangely disappear",he settled out of court. He knew he could'nt get a fair trial and that these accusations would destroy his life and career.
Or maybe it was cause he was guilty & wanted to brush it away!
The kids greedy Mother just couldnt let him get away with being rich while she wasnt. Emmanuel Lewis's parents didnt blackmail MJ,Macauley Culkins parents didnt sue,Alphonso Ribiero's parents didnt sue, Corey Feldmans parents didnt sue. Why not you ask? Cause the didnt need Mikes money,thats why.
That greedy bitch wanted Mikes cash,she knew where to hit and she did.
Still doesnt mean he didnt abuse Jordan!

He covers his kids heads cause he doesnt want the fucking paparazzi snapping pics of them so fat fucks like Capt Hardly can look at them in "The Daily Wank" or as hes calls it "The Paper" and hes no more of a freak than say a three foot tall English Ronnie James Dio wannabe.
Well why hang it over the balcony to "Proudly" show it off as you stated earlier? Kinda defeas your earlier comment.
And as for me being a Dio wannabe,I hate Dio & I`ve never had plastic surgery to make me loo like something that isnt human! Maybe you`ve got the hots for Jacko & probably the hots for m,but sorry sweety I dont do men with their arsehole grafted to their face!



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Captain Howdy is right!

He looks more like Bill Mumy!

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Q: What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and a supermarket bag ?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous to children. The other is used to carry groceries.

You all realize that Michael Jackson is now a new Dad. With that in mind he approached his wife's doctor and asked "How long do you think
before we can have sex ?" The doctor replied, "Well Mr. Jackson, I'd wait until the little guys is at least 6 or 7 years old."

Stolen from http://egomania.nu/jokes/archive4.html

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I rather prefer the line that Denise Miller used in his monlogue when Jackson's first child was born.

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Well, Michael Jackson had a boy. Then he went to the hospital to see how his wife and newborn were doing.

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It was nice to see Jacko holding a child safely over a balcony,usually he tosses them off!

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And he was cautious emough to place a towel over their heads to protect them from that hot German sun!

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Lousy Smarch weather.

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I blame the Germans!

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Michael Jackson: Spider-Man I prefer EIGHT LEGGED FREAK!
Tue Dec 3, 7:15 PM ET
By Julie Keller

The bizarre courtroom saga of Michael Jackson continued Tuesday with an attack of a wicked spider.

The pop oddity returned to court today, several hours late and on crutches, to continue his testimony in a $21 million breach-of-contract flap over canceled millennium concerts. Once again, he took onlookers by surprise as he limped into the Santa Maria, California, courtroom.

"It is a spider bite. It is real bad. If I showed it to you, you'd be shocked," the hobbled moonwalker told reporters. "It hurts very much right now as I speak."

He quickly explained that the attacking arachnid was not one of the pet tarantulas holed up at his nearby Neverland Ranch but a common spider smoked out by a routine fumigation.

This most recent headline-making incident is just the latest in a string of behavior wacky even by Jackson standards. Just last week, he shocked fans by dangling nine-month-old son Prince Michael II over a fourth-floor balcony railing in Germany. At the time, he called it "a terrible mistake" saying he got caught up in "the excitement of the moment." Berlin police decided not to pursue the incident.

Over the summer he went on a tirade against Sony Music boss Tommy Mottola, saying he was "mean, he's a racist and he's very, very, very devilish." When presented with a birthday cake at the MTV Video Music Awards in August, Jackson thought he received an "Artist of the Millennium Award" and began doling out the thank-yous.

And during this current trial, which began last month, Jackson hasn't exactly acquitted himself well.

The popster's longtime concert promoter Marcel Avram filed a civil suit seeking to be compensated for losses over canceled concerts that were supposed to ring in the new millennium. He claims Jackson agreed to headline 1999 charity shows in Seoul and Munich followed by New Year's Eve concerts in Australia and Hawaii and owes Avram for organizing, promoting and producing all four shows, as well as money he spent on the superstar's behalf.

First, Jackson reportedly wigged out over a too-close-for-comfort photograph of his ever-morphing nose during the trial. He then spent three days on the stand saying he cannot be held accountable for his actions because he is a "visionary," who has "so much stuff going on [in his life] that is astounding." He then cut his testimony short for the trip to Germany, where he accepted a humanitarian award and launched an international frenzy.

Last week, camera-ready lawyer Gloria Allred took it upon herself to write to California officials asking them to investigating the Babygate episode.

"In my opinion, given the height of the balcony and the fact that Mr. Jackson was only holding the child with one arm as he held the child over the side, the child was at risk of falling and being injured or killed," she wrote last week in a letter to the California Department of Social Services.

(Allred has squared off against Jackson before. She briefly represented the 13-year-old boy who accused Jackson of molesting him in 1993.)

However, California authorities have repeatedly said the incident was out of their jurisdiction.

Despite all the hubbub, the world's most famous surgical mask modeler seemed in good spirits today for his testimony, spiders notwithstanding. He shrugged off questions about the baby dangling while signing autographs and posing for snapshots with fans. During lulls in the testimony, he even made goofy faces for the courtroom photographer who snapped the now-infamous mug shots.

Asked about Allred's letter, Jackson was caught on videotape by Los Angeles' ABC-7 saying, "Tell her to go to hell."

As for the actual trial (the circus kind of makes you forget there's a reason for all this), Jackson spent much of the day recounting a phone conversation with Avram. Jackson says Avram called off the concerts during said call. Avram's lawyers say the call never happened.

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Can ANYONE explain to me why this nut won a Billboard award?!?!?!?!

Is it because of all the bad press he's been getting?!?!?!?


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