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#191742 2003-05-30 3:34 AM
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must have a thread here or he'll have a fit.

#191743 2003-05-30 3:36 AM
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Huh?

#191744 2003-05-30 3:36 AM
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Lester should be the next member of the Legion!

#191745 2003-05-29 4:47 PM
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If Lester is to be a Legionnaire, he needs powers. Being a super-rich tantrum-thrower doesn't count. What should Lester's powers be?

#191746 2003-05-29 4:49 PM
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Nuh-uh, Calamity King!! Lester just needs his Spiffany-ness.

#191747 2003-05-29 4:56 PM
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Oh, come one... What's he gonna do when the Fatal Five come a-knockin', call his daddy?

#191748 2003-05-29 5:02 PM
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No, he'll buy the universe's supply of Hostess pies (light flaky crusts), Hostess Twinkies (golden sponge cake), and Hostess Cupcakes with (rich chocolate flavor).

#191749 2003-05-29 5:04 PM
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Like Lester is going to share his Hostess pies with anyone! That'll just piss off the Five even more!

#191750 2003-05-29 5:12 PM
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Lester will not be denied!

#191751 2003-05-29 5:20 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Projoe:
Huh?

Lester Spiffany was a rich kid who tried to buy his way into the Legion. He's one of the most popular obscure characters amongst the LMB, right behind the Brain-Globes of Rambat and Anti-Lad.
[yuh huh]

#191752 2003-05-29 5:42 PM
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Methinks the so-called "ADIOS REALITY" needs to come clean with his former DCMB screen-name!

He knows entirely TOO much about us to be someone new!!!!

#191753 2003-05-29 5:55 PM
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Lester is not obscure, he is merely selective in his appearances. One would not want to be vulgar.

#191754 2003-05-29 6:01 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
Lester is not obscure, he is merely selective in his appearances. One would not want to be vulgar.

Lester would, and you KNOW it!

Let's face it, TD... as your beeyotch, I'm beholden to throwing rose petals in your path and hanging on your every word and such, but Lester is a 1-shot wonder.... *sigh*

#191755 2003-05-29 6:04 PM
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Look into the Dazzle Gem, Lash. Keep watching...keep watching....

#191756 2003-05-29 6:06 PM
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And vulgar = common, which Lester is most certainly not.

(Crass, sure!)

#191757 2003-05-29 6:24 PM
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Okay, come on! I'm all for Lester as the gay smitten sidekick of Matter-Eater Lad, but Legionnaire material, he ain't.

#191758 2003-05-29 6:34 PM
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Lester!!

#191759 2003-05-29 7:20 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
I'm all for Lester as the gay smitten sidekick of Matter-Eater Lad

One day... maybe even VERY soon... this will be IN-continuity!!!!

#191760 2003-05-29 7:32 PM
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You boys need to stop doubting my future husband!

#191761 2003-05-29 7:57 PM
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So, are you marrying him for his wealth or his award-winning personality?

#191762 2003-05-29 8:01 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
You boys need to stop doubting my future husband!

I have *never* doubted Hate-Face!

#191763 2003-05-29 8:22 PM
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You know I love Lester for his rotten personality.

#191764 2003-05-29 8:46 PM
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Wouldn't that constant pouting, sulking and always having to have his way drive you nuts?

I know it did to MY former boyfriends...

Here's Lester's smiley: "YOU'RE STUPID!!!" [AAAHHHH!!!]

#191765 2003-05-29 8:49 PM
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But you see I have a rotten personality too.

#191766 2003-05-30 4:30 AM
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Lester as a Legionnaire? Never, no way. His ego was so hurt by their rejection that he will surely have sped off in his spiffy Spiffanymobile to found a villainous group, dedicated to fighting the Legion and extracting revenge.

He certainly would not associate with those trailer trash, low life thugs in the Fata Five.

He may have linked up with Leland McCauley's bratty young son, featured in a Superboy & Legion of SH book way back when.

#191767 2003-05-30 2:21 PM
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That's it! None of you are invited to Lester's and my wedding but I still expect your present!

#191768 2003-05-30 2:26 PM
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But what do I get for the couple that can buy anything??? [eh?]

#191769 2003-05-31 3:11 AM
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How about the name of a good divorce lawyer?

#191770 2003-05-31 3:23 AM
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All right, I'm being catty, dahling. How about matching tiaras?

#191771 2003-05-30 4:03 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
Methinks the so-called "ADIOS REALITY" needs to come clean with his former DCMB screen-name!

He knows entirely TOO much about us to be someone new!!!!

Wouldn't you like to know?
[mwah hwah haa] [biiiig grin] [wink] [nyah hah]

#191772 2003-06-03 3:36 AM
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Okay, Fat Cramer's back on the invite list!

#191773 2003-06-03 3:43 AM
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Lester needs to be brought back as McCauley's replacement, now that Leland is dead. [sad]

He should be rejected in the post-boot and form his own team!

#191774 2003-06-03 3:58 AM
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TD-- check the MATTER-EATER LAD series thread for latest Lester developments!

#191775 2003-06-03 4:49 PM
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Lester as the new McCauley - great idea, as long as it's okay with the future Mrs. Spiffany. He definitely needs his own team.

I see an older, wiser Lester - well, not really - but McCauley wasn't exactly Mr. Maturity.

#191776 2003-06-15 7:36 PM
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A Lester Spiffany topic all the way on page 7? Tish-posh!

Teeds-- post Nighty's LESTER smiley here!

#191777 2003-06-15 7:40 PM
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Okay! *tee hee*

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That's my baby!

#191778 2003-06-15 7:41 PM
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Tish-posh indeed!

#191779 2003-06-16 4:15 AM
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I heard Lester was hiding out on page 7 to avoid SEC investigators. It's understandable - look at what poor Martha Stewart is going through. Maybe he should just grab his hard assets and emigrate to Khundia.

#191780 2003-06-16 11:20 AM
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Was the young bratty child shown in that story the same Leland McCauly who later bacame President of Earth?

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quote:
Originally posted by lancesrealm:
Was the young bratty child shown in that story the same Leland McCauly who later bacame President of Earth?

Are you thinking of the little red-haired creep who borrowed Daddy's cruiser and ended the story with his head buried in Shadow Lass's cleavage (SLSH 214)?
He was a Leland McCauley III offspring, but things got a little confusing with pre and post-boots, too many versions of Leland McC.

He might even have been related to Lester - those upper classes are so inbred.


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