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Okay, in honor of Rob's cool "anything goes" messageboard (and with a tip of my hat to our dear miss Debutante) I've decided to start a thread that celebrates all things "filthy". So bring on those tasteless jokes (no racial or anti-gay jokes, please), off-color remarks/comments, and anything else that comes to your pointy lil' head--- just so long as it's certified "filthy". Let the games begin! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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Filth eh? Can't get much filthier than five white horse falling into a gigantic mud puddle! AbsoLUTEly FILTHY!!!! ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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Not bad, Bitch Lad. But your post should have read something like this:
"Filthy, eh?"
"You can't get too much mother-fucking filthier than 5 son-of-a-bitchin' white horses falling into a fuckin' gigantic mud puddle, by fuck. ABSO-fucking-LUTELY filthy!"
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* Cool! I'm like a profanity-addled version of "Letter Man" from that old "Electric Company" show.
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Okay, now for my charmingly profane version of the popular childhood nursery rhyme "This Old Man". <clearing throat> Shit... fuck... mother-fuck! Give the cock-suckin' dog a BONE!! This old fuckwit came rollin' home!!! (That's all I can remember--- drugs really ARE bad, it seems... ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif) )
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A list of other names for that most glorious and grand of all things: vagina. Feel free to join in with your favorite ones, gang! __________________________________________ fur-burger snatch cunt pussy hair-pie muff bearded clam beaver ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) (A different take on the "5-Smiley Salute)
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Other names for the penis. (Didn't want to alienate or leave out all of our penis-loving Legion fans--- like Pov! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) ) __________________________________________ dick dingle cock twig johnson "the snake that turns to stone" (Or "the snake that turns into a 3-inch blunt instrument when aroused" in Stuey's case ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) ) pud
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Favorite porn stars: Trinity Loren Ashlyn Gere Samantha Scream Ebony Ayes Christy Canyon Tracy Adams Nina Hartley (Yes, I'm a child of the eighties... so sue me! )
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Speaking of filth, has anyone else been reading Grant Morrison's Vertigo mini-series? It's called "The Filth", and it's been pretty good so far. But I miss Tony. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) (He was the cat of the main character--- he died a few issues ago.)
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Sodium Chloride. 'Zat salty enough for all you fuckers?! ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Speaking of filth, has anyone else been reading Grant Morrison's Vertigo mini-series? It's called "The Filth", and it's been pretty good so far. But I miss Tony. (He was the cat of the main character--- he died a few issues ago.)
Yeah, I've been reading it. Not Morrison's best work, but intriguing enough.
And I miss Tony, too. Mostly because he was the only sympathetic character in the book.
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And now, back to your regularly scheduled profanity:
Taxes!
N'Sync!
McDonalds!
Rush-hour Traffic Jams!
Yanni!
John Ashcroft!
The Anna Nicole Smith Show!
The Family Circle!
More N-Sync!
*whew!* I feel much better now.
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Now, THAT is a bunch of filth!! :lol:
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quote:
Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
Now, THAT is a bunch of filth!! :lol:
Pov is right--- your list is down-right NASTY, Jar of Cardinals! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
Sodium Chloride. 'Zat salty enough for all you fuckers?!
You ARE a salty mother-fucker, Bri...
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* Yeah, what is a poop deck?
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quote:
Originally posted by A Jar of Cardinals:
quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Speaking of filth, has anyone else been reading Grant Morrison's Vertigo mini-series? It's called "The Filth", and it's been pretty good so far. But I miss Tony. (He was the cat of the main character--- he died a few issues ago.)
Yeah, I've been reading it. Not Morrison's best work, but intriguing enough.
And I miss Tony, too. Mostly because he was the only sympathetic character in the book.
Tony was such a cutie. But I think Greg Feely has been pretty sympathetic so far, too. (Or maybe I'm just a tad twisted? )
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
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Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
Now, THAT is a bunch of filth!! :lol:
Pov is right--- your list is down-right NASTY, Jar of Cardinals!
I blame my Catholic school upbringing.
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Tony was such a cutie. But I think Greg Feely has been pretty sympathetic so far, too. (Or maybe I'm just a tad twisted? )
The two don't have to be mutually exclusive.
Feely's just a bit too creepy to me to be sympathetic.
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Other names for the penis. (Didn't want to alienate or leave out all of our penis-loving Legion fans--- like Pov! ![<img src=]() " src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> ) __________________________________________ dick dingle cock twig johnson "the snake that turns to stone" (Or "the snake that turns into a 3-inch blunt instrument when aroused" in Stuey's case ) pud You tell 'em, Pariah Carey!
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