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ASK ME ANYTHING AND I'LL ANSWER WHATEVER YOU ASK JUST GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A TRY YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED ASK ASK ASK

Why fashion?

Cracked or Mad?

Why does Rob like men?

Ummm...

Are Ninjas really superior to Pirates?

Whats a pedderass Walter?

Who would win in a fight with no weapons- A caveman or an astronaut?

IF I ask you a question will you really answer it?

Which one of my nuts are bigger?

If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Give me candy.

What's the capital of South Dakota?

Mxy,

Why do you seek the company of Rob before all other men?

Mxy-

Is Rob gay?

no wait no wait, that question is too obvious, too obvious. what is the name of the oldest galaxy recorded by NASA?

Mxy, what do I have to search for in google to get to this picture-

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Why is there a lock on the door?

I AM NOT A MACHINE!!!!

Promise breaker.

Questions asked: 15
Questions answered: 7
Answers: 1
Mxy blowing a blood vessell: priceless

Rob ate me.

...i am not a machine...

Do you take it up the arse?

PJP is asking on behalf of a friend.

shhhh don't give away names.

I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.
--Larry Amoros

I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.


Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
--Alexander Pope 1688-1744 English Poet.

Herd behaviour describes how individuals in a group can act together without
planned direction. The term pertains to the behaviour of animals in herds,
flocks, and schools, and to human conduct during activities such as stock
market bubbles and crashes, street demonstrations, sporting events, episodes
of mob violence and even everyday decision making, judgement and opinion
forming.A group of animals fleeing a predator shows the nature of herd behavior. In the often cited article "Geometry For The Selfish Herd," evolutionary biologist W. D. Hamilton said each individual group member reduces thedanger to itself by moving as close as possible to the center of the
fleeing group. Thus the herd appears to act as a unit in moving together,
but its function emerges from the uncoordinated behavior of self-seeking
individualsAsymmetric aggregation of animals under panic conditions has
been observed in many species, including humans, mice, and ants.
Theoretical models have demonstrated symmetry breaking similar to
observations in empirical studies. For example when panicked individuals
confined to a room with two equal and equidistant exits, a majority will
favor one exit while the minority will favor the other.

Frank Burns is the king of spam! -Beardguy57

Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy

"Don't encourage him"-Rex

Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk

Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every
weekend. -Joe Mama

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in
them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor

Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or
dumped? -Beardguy

Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but
with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy

God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've
missed the first time around. -King Snarf

Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus

I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy

Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy

Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of his
own. -Anilman

Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly are the Rock
of the RKMBs. -PJP

let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm

Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Among Daves

please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog

Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey

Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama

i hate frank burns spam -Rob

I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of everything
-King Snarf

Leave it to Frank Burns to add a bunch of shit to the off-topic forum.-alen1

Fucking Spams OT too much-Ballon knot

Frank Burns and Mopius should merge to create the ultimate factoids about sleeping
-Karl Hungus

frank burns really is the worst fucking alt id on these boards.-Fused

Frank am got aids.-Urg

ill get you frank! I swear it! -Kneutrons

Frank Burns is better than porno! Okay, not that good, but he's a close second.
Pornography, then Frank Burns, then levitating ninjas with kung-fu grip. Yeah.
-Jason E Perkins

He's a good guy, that Frank.-Jeremy

Hi Frank Burns... want to buy some of my daddy's Viagra?-Murtazins'-Daughter

Frank Burns is a shittier alt id than Mopius-Fused

Frank makes life worth living.-Hybrid

don't be mean to Frank. He posts various things, occasionally entertaining.-Uschi

Is Frank Burns just some renegade Google Bot that dumps random information here?-Illegal Machine

Frank Burns REALLY REALLY likes Mr. GayLA. The Time Trust

What will happen to the RKMBs when we're all old and senile?"They'll be
spammed by Frank Burns. Only daily, as he'll forget when
he last visited." Jeremy

off topic forum. if it wasnt for frank burns i wouldnt even know it was
still there...K-nutreturns

I like frank burns. he's better than most spammers cuz he always makes 2 post
s instead of 1. that shows moxie.-Stupid Doog


Frank Burns does not know the meaning of a joke, bad, good or indifferent.
-The Time Trust


I love you,Frank Burns.-Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk

Douglas Noël Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author,
comic radio dramatist, and musician. He is best known as the author of the
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Hitchhiker's began on radio, and
developed into a "trilogy" of five books (which sold more than fifteen
million copies during his lifetime) as well as a television series, a comic
book series, a computer game, and a feature film that was completed after
Adams' death. The series has also been adapted for
live theatre using various scripts; the earliest such productions used
material newly written by Adams. He was known to some fans as Bop Ad
(after his illegible signature), or by his initials 'DNA'; he was born the
year before the elucidation of the structure of "the meaning of life " or
D.N.A. by Francis Crick and James Watson in Cambridge i.e. where he was
bornAdams died of a heart attack at the age of 49 on 11 May 2001, during
the rest period of his regular workout at a private gym in Montecito,
California. He had unknowingly suffered a gradual narrowing of the coronary
arteries, which led at that moment to a myocardial infarction and a fatal
cardiac arrhythmia. Adams had been due to deliver the commencement address
at Harvey Mudd College on 13 May. His funeral was held on 16 May 2001
in Santa Barbara, California. Several friends and people he had worked with
were in attendance. His ashes were placed in Highgate Cemetery in north
London in June 2002

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive
incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Douglas Adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there
was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an
afterlife.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adams

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes
wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams,

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly
big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams

Christ, that one made me laugh.