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Greatest Country And Western Songs Of All Time
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You
Goodbye
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell
Yuck
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
Lobotomy
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
Your Welfare Line
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone
Else Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear
John Was Breaking My Heart
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss
Him
* Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

126. Islands In The Stream - Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers
127. You've Never Been This Far Before - Conway Twitty
128. Mountain Music - Alabama
129. Family Tradition - Hank Williams Jr.
130. Your Squaw Is On The Warpath - Loretta Lynn
131. 9 To 5 - Dolly Parton
132. Help Me Make It Through the Night - Sammi Smith
133. From This Moment On - Shania Twain
134. Don't Take The Girl - Tim McGraw
135. She's In Love With The Boy - Trisha Yearwood
136. Standing Outside the Fire - Garth Brooks
137. On The Road Again - Willie Nelson
138. Knoxville Girl - The Louvin Brothers
139. I Don't Want To Play House - Tammy Wynette
140. Here You Come Again - Dolly Parton
141. Move It On Over - Hank Williams
142. Any Man of Mine - Shania Twain
143. All My Rowdy Friends (Are Coming Over Tonight) - Hank Williams Jr.
144. Six Days On The Road - Dave Dudley
145. You're Still The One - Shania Twain
146. The Cuckoo - Doc Watson
147. The Lighthouse - Nickel Creek
148. Lookin' For Love - Johnny Lee
149. A Satisfied Mind - Jean Shepard
150. Don't Rock The Jukebox - Alan Jackson
151. You Ain't Woman Enough - Loretta Lynn
152. Just Because I'm A Woman - Dolly Parton
153. Xxxs & Ooos (An American Girl) - Trisha Yearwood
154. Take Me As I Am - Faith Hill
155. Today I Started Loving You Again - Merle Haggard
156. Is There Life Out There? - Reba McEntire
157. Honky Tonk Heroes - Waylon Jennings
158. Love Without End , Amen - George Strait
159. There's A Tear In My Beer - Hank Williams
160. Longneck Bottle - Garth Brooks
161. The Song Remembers When - Trisha Yearwood
162. Before The Next Teardrop Falls - Freddie Fender
163. Miss Being Mrs. - Loretta Lynn
164. To Daddy - Dolly Parton
165. Little Rock - Reba McEntire
166. A Country Boy Can Survive - Hank Williams Jr.
167. Little Bitty - Alan Jackson
168. Whiskey Lullaby - Brad Paisley & Alisson Krauss
169. Take This Job And Shove It - Johnny Paycheck
170. Ain't That Lonely Yet - Dwight Yoakam
171. Pretty Saro - Iris Dement
172. Together Again - Buck Owens
173. Do I Ever Cross Your Mind - Dolly Parton
174. Real Live Woman - Trisha Yearwood
175. September When It Rains - Rosanne Cash & Johnny Cash
176. Lost Highway - Hank Williams Sr.
177. (My Friends Are Going To Be) Strangers - Merle Haggard
178. Indian Outlaw - Tim McGraw

Douglas Noël Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author,
comic radio dramatist, and musician. He is best known as the author of the
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Hitchhiker's began on radio, and
developed into a "trilogy" of five books (which sold more than fifteen
million copies during his lifetime) as well as a television series, a comic
book series, a computer game, and a feature film that was completed after
Adams' death. The series has also been adapted for
live theatre using various scripts; the earliest such productions used
material newly written by Adams. He was known to some fans as Bop Ad
(after his illegible signature), or by his initials 'DNA'; he was born the
year before the elucidation of the structure of "the meaning of life " or
D.N.A. by Francis Crick and James Watson in Cambridge i.e. where he was
bornAdams died of a heart attack at the age of 49 on 11 May 2001, during
the rest period of his regular workout at a private gym in Montecito,
California. He had unknowingly suffered a gradual narrowing of the coronary
arteries, which led at that moment to a myocardial infarction and a fatal
cardiac arrhythmia. Adams had been due to deliver the commencement address
at Harvey Mudd College on 13 May. His funeral was held on 16 May 2001
in Santa Barbara, California. Several friends and people he had worked with
were in attendance. His ashes were placed in Highgate Cemetery in north
London in June 2002

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive
incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Douglas Adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there
was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an
afterlife.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adams

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes
wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams,

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly
big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive
incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Douglas Adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there
was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an
afterlife.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adams

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes
wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams,

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly
big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams

We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way

A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight

Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight

Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight.
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling.The lion sleeps tonight

Come and visit sunny Kenya.


Where can you see lions
Only in Kenya
Going to Kenya
We've got lions

Where can you see tigers
Only in Kenya
Both lions and tigers
Only in Kenya

Forget Norway

Kenya oh Kenya
Where the giraffes are
And the zebra

Ah Kenya Kenya Kenya Kenya
Ah Kenya
Ah going to Kenya
Kenya believe it

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REM
Bad Day

A public service announcement followed me home the other day.
I paid it nevermind. Go Away.
Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency.
We're sick of being jerked around.
Wear that on your sleeve.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.

Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize
Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances.
Well,look behind the eyes.
It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized
"save my own ass, screw these guys"
smoke and mirror lock down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
The Papers wouldn't lie!
I sigh, Not one more.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.

We're dug in deep the price is steep.
The auctioneer is such a creep.

The lights went out, the oil ran dry
We blamed it on the other guy
Sure, all men are created equal.
Heres the church, heres the steeple
Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel
ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
Ignore the lower fear
Ugh, this means war.

It's been a bad day.
Please don't take a picture.
It's been a bad day.
Please.

Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord,
Count your blessings.
We're sick of being jerked around.
We all fall down.

It's been a bad day...