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And you use her for a chip bowl.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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"anymore" suggests that I was insinuating that I consumed part of her brains.
Pay attention, Pagliacci.
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"anymore" suggests that I was insinuating that I consumed part of her brains.
Pay attention, Pagliacci. Yes sir... ma'am... uh... Line?
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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"anymore" suggests that I was insinuating that I consumed part of her brains.
Pay attention, Pagliacci. Yes sir... ma'am... uh... Line? just call it uschi-the beardguy killer
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Did you dye the pubes purple also?
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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He should know! ...since he defiled her. Or was it the other way around?
He fixes the cable?
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Uschi raped me at sarlaac point!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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He's not as good as you big boy.
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TK was a willing participant, methinks.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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At raping Uschi? Sure, OK.
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TK was a willing participant, methinks. Willing? He was begging for me.
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Now Uschi needs to suck JM's talking penis dry! Isn't it romantic?
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Dyed it Cookie-Monster Blue. I wanted to cinch my robotic grip on Kwink's heart.
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how often do you have to purdy up the hawk?
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Depends. If I want it to stay bright, I dye it about every two weeks (same as when I shave the hair down). If I can't find/afford/be arsed to go buy dye and I run out, I let it fade away almost gone (as seen in this picture from a day or two before I dyed it blue). 
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what about the sides, how often do you have to trim?
i only ask cuz we have basically the same hair, except for all of my awesome. i have to buzz the back n'sides like every 8 days, or i go insaner.
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Ha ha, rob has a lesbian haircut and admits it!
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I want a lesbian haircut 
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what about the sides, how often do you have to trim?
i only ask cuz we have basically the same hair, except for all of my awesome. i have to buzz the back n'sides like every 8 days, or i go insaner. I get a haricut once a week.
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8 days? Once a week? I haven't gotten a haircut since January!
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I get a haricut once a week. Which one?
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Snarf gets a haircut once a lifetime!
Which is still more times than he will ever get laid!
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I haven't gotten a haircut in almost ten years. I just shave it every couple days.
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Yeah, me too rex. It's called being bald... 
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what about the sides, how often do you have to trim?
i only ask cuz we have basically the same hair, except for all of my awesome. i have to buzz the back n'sides like every 8 days, or i go insaner. I dye it about every two weeks (same as when I shave the hair down). I need to find my 1/8" buzzer guard so I can just do it once a week. I hate letting it get so long (usually wait 'till it's about 1/2-3/4"), but I also hate it so damn close to the scalp. As a fatarse, having a totally shaved head just makes my fat face stand out too much.
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Yeah, me too rex. It's called being bald... The last time I grew my hair out even a little bit one of my nephews asked me why I only shaved parts of my head. I hate that little kid sometimes.
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Strictly speaking, shaving your head is having a hair cut.
The lil blades in your clippers or even a razor, cut hair!
If we are only classifying using scissors, then I aint had a hair cut in probably two years or so!
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I haven't bought shampoo since I was 20. Almost 5 years now. If I need to wash it with soap (like, to get bleach out or something), I'll just use bodywash.
I think, Nowhereman, that Rex is saying he hasn't paid another person to cut his hair.
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