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Zod was taken down as mod because of the accusations of him possessing WADs! Weeks have passed and there are still no signs of such things ever existing! So Zod's power was taken unjustly and therefore should be returned to him right away or repercussions shall happen! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) Kneel before ZOD!
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So that jack toast guy was you?
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"I firmly believe that Zod can ferociously spank a bottom within 45 minutes of deployment."
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quote:
Where are the Weapons of Ass Destruction?
WAD
WAD2
It's asstastic! WOO!!! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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That's not your daddys shotgun, Cowboy!
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quote:
Originally posted by America's Hero, Kurt Angle:
quote:
Where are the Weapons of Ass Destruction?
WAD
WAD2
It's asstastic! WOO!!!
Those aren't Zod's WADs! Although Zod might be interested in purchasing some... Hehehheehehehee... ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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Zod, that name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty?
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No. Zod is greater than royalty itself! ZOD is like God, but only better for he is ZOD!
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Permission to speak frankly, Master Sergeant!
Private Zod is not a team player, Master Sergeant! Private Zod is always letting the rest of the squad down by sleeping through revelle, skimping on K duties, and forgetting to shine his parade shoes, Master Sergeant!
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Private Zod's privates are scaring the other privates!
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Zod, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... or I will definitely fuck you up!
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You dare order around ZOD?! Zod is pissed off... yet strangely aroused... ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif) Kneel before ZOD!!!
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I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
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If your sister is half as handsome as you, Zod would gladly comply!
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You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you.
Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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Zod would like to see you try! The last one to dare touch a hair on Zod ended up eating yogurt through a new hole in the back of his neck! Kneel before ZOD!
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So your a killer!
Let me see your war face!
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quote:
Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That's not your daddys shotgun, Cowboy!
Hi Jaburg
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![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) This is frightening!!!
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My weapon is between my legs.
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quote:
Originally posted by PJP:
My weapon is between my legs.
Dammit PJP! How many times I gotta tell you not to sit on the fuckin cannon!?
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 Nooooo! You bastards! You blew my cova! You blew my cova!
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quote:
Originally posted by Stupid Dogg:
Dammit PJP! How many times I gotta tell you not to sit on the fuckin cannon!?
Sorry. ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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I like this Master Sergeant.
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That's it, everyone, get off of Zod's lawn! Kneel before ZOD!
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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rex said:
It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
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