Here's a guy who's respected by millions of people around the world....
You're right, Mxy.
The mere fact a celebrity is loved by millions of people around the world means that the celebrity is above reproach:
And, of course, such a celebrity could never have "mother issues":
Or twisted attitudes about sex:
What was I thinking? John Lennon was obviously the closest thing the world ever saw to a perfect human being. Maybe, when he rises from the grave as befitting his holy power, he can actually BE the Pope.