Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Here's a guy who's respected by millions of people around the world....


You're right, Mxy.

The mere fact a celebrity is loved by millions of people around the world means that the celebrity is above reproach:



And, of course, such a celebrity could never have "mother issues":


Or twisted attitudes about sex:


What was I thinking? John Lennon was obviously the closest thing the world ever saw to a perfect human being. Maybe, when he rises from the grave as befitting his holy power, he can actually BE the Pope.