 Kwink HATES lifetime movies, but she's always telling me about ones she watched! That's not true! That was one conversation, dagnammit! And I only tell you about the commercials I've seen for their shitty shows!  Au contrare! Or however that's spelled. It was at least TWO conversations because in the second I cut the intro short 'cause I remembered your dislike for Lifetime movies. That you had mentioned the week before. Dollface!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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