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Originally posted by backwards7:
I'm sorry Doctor. You'll have to make allowances for my limited intelligence because your, no doubt, witty reply sailed right over my head.
And don't you forget it!
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Originally posted by backwards7:
From my point of view it looks like the jaded response of a long-time board member who rather than saying nothing, thinking of some witty put-down of their own, or even just writing 'fuck off you pretentious twat, you're talking shit', decided it would be better if they replied with a confidence sapping - stop trying to be clever, you're impressing no-one - type remark
I've still been insulted by better.
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Originally posted by backwards7:
It takes me right back to my schooldays - watching other kids in my class gradually losing confidence in their own abilities and eventually withdrawing into themselves because everytime they tried to make a contribution to the lesson, the teacher would slap them down with a sarcastic comment that would effectively communicate that what they had to say had no value.
Shouldn't this be something that you should be telling a therapist?
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Originally posted by backwards7:
To my dull and limited sense of humour which is unable to grasp the lofty multi-layered humourous nuances of your writing, your post appears to have been written by the kind of joyless human void who makes relatively new board members think: Why the hell am I posting here? What's the point?
I think the better questions for them to be asking themselves are "Why am I so defensive?" "Why can't I lighten up?" "Why can't I just accept the fact that someone is making jokes at my expense without any real malice towards me?" "What's LLance doing in my bed, and why won't he let go of me?"
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Originally posted by backwards7:
Obviously I am unable to comprehend your advanced level of wit which I expect you learned from reading Star Trek scripts in Vulcan.
In all actuallity, I'm more of a Dr. McCoy fan. Damn green blooded Vulcans. [...rassamnfrackin...]
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Originally posted by backwards7:
I can't wait til I've posted 3000+ messages,
3353, to be exact.
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Originally posted by backwards7:
watched every episode of Doctor Who
Actually, I haven't. So if you have some on tape or DVD.......
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Originally posted by backwards7:
and had an embarrassing sexual experience with an inflatable cyberman,
Heh. This one's actually funny. And her name is Cyberina. But, you're right. She never really loved me as I did her. [sad]
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Originally posted by backwards7:
so I can shake my head and tut at new members when they make an effort to write something other than the usual: 'fuck off' 'you're gay' and 'Look, Boobies!' one-liners.
But those are standards. Having a post without one of them is like opening up Saturday Night Live without "LIVE FROM NEW YORK...!", or not having Carson come out to "Heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeee's JOHNNY!" or Flair without his [woooOOOOoooo!] ! Or a post without a LLance pic.











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