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eh?
living up to the standard of abusive power?
doing a good job? poor?
could someone else do better? are they doing too good?
report!
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They are doing a great job, thanks for asking.
Anymore inquires however, will result in message deletion, and a lifetime ban.
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You will be assimilated into the Kamphausen collective.
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![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) I know...I suck! But I'm good at it! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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The mods are great!
I havent been called donkey fucker once.
Stan Lee aint flipped me off
No one does cock push ups in their sigs
NO TROLLS!
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and not one report to the commissioner!
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Still hopin' for Kimi to show us her boobies though.
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Franta's a donkey fucker (my poor Eeyore dolls ) As for my boobies, I only do live shows.... ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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Nick will be over tomorrow night...
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Nick will be over tomorrow night...
I would never disrespect Margarita like that...so no boobies for Nick...at least not Kimi's!!!
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Thats why I called Russell!
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How many times must I tell you...Men over 40 don't do it for me...especially if they are your friends.... ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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Mxy hasn't altered any posts in some time. Some of the bigger kids must have caught him at recess and scared him into behaving. And I like poo.
<small>[ 01-10-2003, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: I'm Not Mister Mxypltk ]</small>
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mods am gay,but rob am gay too so maybe too many gays.
me am cast spell with powers of gayness to make rob eat tiny mxy penis.
llarnce an franter make very ugly couple,them make super mod to kill on tuesday.
llarnce lick rob bum hole.
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lofar of people hill am funny,him look like cat arse.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Mxy hasn't altered any posts in some time. Some of the biger kids must have caught him at reces and scared him into behaving. And I like poo.
Thank you.Mxy.It's nice to know you still care.
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I'm just doing my job, ma'am.
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when am mxy & lofar of people hill getting marriaged?
me like wedding cake,it taste like dead rob.
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we am not getin maried we just fuck buddies.
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Kamphausen monster? urg? bizzaro? who can tell 'em apart without a score card?
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There's a score card??!!....Did I miss something?....Who's in chrge here!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I love checking PPs.
Indeed!
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Originally posted by The Kampenstein Monster:
me am cant spell
We've noticed.
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kristogar smello am dirty smell face.
him like to eat doo doo from parrot bottom.
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Hello Rob
Since the instatement of the new moderators, the offensive topics forum has resounded to the sound of closet doors being flung open and choruses of 'I am what I am' and 'I will survive,' as male board members rush to out themselves as gay in their posts.
Fathers such as Dave and overthrown tyrants like Zod have both been clamouring to jump on the big pink bandwagon. Hell, I outed myself and I don't even remember doing it.
I wondered what could possibly be causing this sudden mass outing, which coincided with the results of the elections for topic moderators, and then I realised: By electing six raging queens as moderators, a clear message has been sent. There is no longer any need to hide one's sexuality for fear of ridicule. From here-on, no one who posts on the offensive topics forum will suffer crude insults regarding how many times a day they take it up the arse; No one will have to endure endless speculation over how many inches of pork sword they are able to swallow. No. We're at a point now where we can all admit that we've been going at it like hammer and tongs and it has taken these six Gay Lords (our merry band of moderators) to bring about a situation where everyone feels comfortable about coming out.
The good natured flirting that goes on between the male members of the board and the small band of ball-breaking females, who venture into the offensive topics forum, is just that. Ladies, this sexually charged banter isn't going anywhere. You will have to search elsewhere for husband material. Stick around any longer then necessary and you will be labelled fag hags and no man will ever want to marry you.
I move that from this day on, the offensive topics forum should be renamed 'The Cottage' or perhaps 'The Bathhouse.'
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Could someone please summarize that? Thanks.
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He thinks that he's being clever by attacking the new mods. But he's not. It's been done before. And better.
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This forum should be called The Blue Oyster.
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quote:
He thinks that he's being clever by attacking the new mods. But he's not. It's been done before. And better.
I'm sorry Doctor. You'll have to make allowances for my limited intelligence because your, no doubt, witty reply sailed right over my head.
From my point of view it looks like the jaded response of a long-time board member who rather than saying nothing, thinking of some witty put-down of their own, or even just writing 'fuck off you pretentious twat, you're talking shit', decided it would be better if they replied with a confidence sapping - stop trying to be clever, you're impressing no-one - type remark
It takes me right back to my schooldays - watching other kids in my class gradually losing confidence in their own abilities and eventually withdrawing into themselves because everytime they tried to make a contribution to the lesson, the teacher would slap them down with a sarcastic comment that would effectively communicate that what they had to say had no value.
To my dull and limited sense of humour which is unable to grasp the lofty multi-layered humourous nuances of your writing, your post appears to have been written by the kind of joyless human void who makes relatively new board members think: Why the hell am I posting here? What's the point?
Obviously I am unable to comprehend your advanced level of wit which I expect you learned from reading Star Trek scripts in Vulcan. I can't wait til I've posted 3000+ messages, watched every episode of Doctor Who and had an embarrassing sexual experience with an inflatable cyberman, so I can shake my head and tut at new members when they make an effort to write something other than the usual: 'fuck off' 'you're gay' and 'Look, Boobies!' one-liners.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
This forum should be called The Blue Oyster.
Heh.
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
I'm sorry Doctor. You'll have to make allowances for my limited intelligence because your, no doubt, witty reply sailed right over my head.
And don't you forget it!
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Originally posted by backwards7:
From my point of view it looks like the jaded response of a long-time board member who rather than saying nothing, thinking of some witty put-down of their own, or even just writing 'fuck off you pretentious twat, you're talking shit', decided it would be better if they replied with a confidence sapping - stop trying to be clever, you're impressing no-one - type remark
I've still been insulted by better.
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Originally posted by backwards7:
It takes me right back to my schooldays - watching other kids in my class gradually losing confidence in their own abilities and eventually withdrawing into themselves because everytime they tried to make a contribution to the lesson, the teacher would slap them down with a sarcastic comment that would effectively communicate that what they had to say had no value.
Shouldn't this be something that you should be telling a therapist?
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Originally posted by backwards7:
To my dull and limited sense of humour which is unable to grasp the lofty multi-layered humourous nuances of your writing, your post appears to have been written by the kind of joyless human void who makes relatively new board members think: Why the hell am I posting here? What's the point?
I think the better questions for them to be asking themselves are "Why am I so defensive?" "Why can't I lighten up?" "Why can't I just accept the fact that someone is making jokes at my expense without any real malice towards me?" "What's LLance doing in my bed, and why won't he let go of me?"
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Originally posted by backwards7:
Obviously I am unable to comprehend your advanced level of wit which I expect you learned from reading Star Trek scripts in Vulcan.
In all actuallity, I'm more of a Dr. McCoy fan. Damn green blooded Vulcans. ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
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I can't wait til I've posted 3000+ messages,
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Originally posted by backwards7:
watched every episode of Doctor Who
Actually, I haven't. So if you have some on tape or DVD.......
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and had an embarrassing sexual experience with an inflatable cyberman,
Heh. This one's actually funny. And her name is Cyberina. But, you're right. She never really loved me as I did her. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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Originally posted by backwards7:
so I can shake my head and tut at new members when they make an effort to write something other than the usual: 'fuck off' 'you're gay' and 'Look, Boobies!' one-liners.
But those are standards. Having a post without one of them is like opening up Saturday Night Live without "LIVE FROM NEW YORK...!", or not having Carson come out to "Heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeee's JOHNNY!" or Flair without his ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) ! Or a post without a LLance pic.
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
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He thinks that he's being clever by attacking the new mods. But he's not. It's been done before. And better.
I'm sorry Doctor. You'll have to make allowances for my limited intelligence because your, no doubt, witty reply sailed right over my head.
From my point of view it looks like the jaded response of a long-time board member who rather than saying nothing, thinking of some witty put-down of their own, or even just writing 'fuck off you pretentious twat, you're talking shit', decided it would be better if they replied with a confidence sapping - stop trying to be clever, you're impressing no-one - type remark
It takes me right back to my schooldays - watching other kids in my class gradually losing confidence in their own abilities and eventually withdrawing into themselves because everytime they tried to make a contribution to the lesson, the teacher would slap them down with a sarcastic comment that would effectively communicate that what they had to say had no value.
To my dull and limited sense of humour which is unable to grasp the lofty multi-layered humourous nuances of your writing, your post appears to have been written by the kind of joyless human void who makes relatively new board members think: Why the hell am I posting here? What's the point?
Obviously I am unable to comprehend your advanced level of wit which I expect you learned from reading Star Trek scripts in Vulcan. I can't wait til I've posted 3000+ messages, watched every episode of Doctor Who and had an embarrassing sexual experience with an inflatable cyberman, so I can shake my head and tut at new members when they make an effort to write something other than the usual: 'fuck off' 'you're gay' and 'Look, Boobies!' one-liners.
Go jack off with a cheese grater.
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We need more Zod bashing.
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I like backwards 7. He uses more polysyllabic words than I do!
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you're a pollysyllabic! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif) Hi, Dave, you're up late today.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
I like backwards 7. He uses more polysyllabic words than I do!
How many times do we have to tell you? SMALL WORDS! SMALL WORDS!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
We need more Zod bashing.
couldn't agree with you more.
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