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#1023324 2008-11-05 3:43 AM
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I walked through a county courthouse square
On a park bench, an old man was sittin' there.
I said, "Your old court house is kinda run down,
He said, "Naw, it'll do for our little town".
I said, "Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit,
And that's a ragged old flag you got hangin' on it".
He said, "Have a seat", and I sat down,
"Is this the first time you've been to our little town"
I said, "I think it is"
He said "I don't like to brag, but we're kinda proud of
That Ragged Old Flag

"You see, we got a little hole in that flag there,
When Washington took it across the Delaware.
and It got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key sat watching it,
writing "Say Can You See"
It got a rip in New Orleans, with Packingham & Jackson
tugging at its seams.
and It almost fell at the Alamo
beside the Texas flag,
But she waved on though.
She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville,
And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.
There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg,
And the south wind blew hard on
That Ragged Old Flag

"On Flanders Field in World War I,
She got a big hole from a Bertha Gun,
She turned blood red in World War II
She hung limp, and low, a time or two,
She was in Korea, Vietnam, She went where she was sent
by her Uncle Sam.
She waved from our ships upon the briny foam
and now they've about quit wavin' back here at home
in her own good land here She's been abused,
She's been burned, dishonored, denied an' refused,
And the government for which she stands
Has been scandalized throughout out the land.
And she's getting thread bare, and she's wearin' thin,
But she's in good shape, for the shape she's in.
Cause she's been through the fire before
and i believe she can take a whole lot more.

"So we raise her up every morning
And we bring her down slow every night,
We don't let her touch the ground,
And we fold her up right.
On second thought
I *do* like to brag
Cause I'm mighty proud of
That Ragged Old Flag"

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Please, Comrade BSAMS, there is no room for gaudy symbols of jingoism in the new regime.

the G-man #1023330 2008-11-05 3:47 AM
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I was just reminiscing to another time. \:\(

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We have our photoshopping agents working over time. Soon that time will be erased from the history books.

Praise Allah. Praise the Hypno-President.

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GO PRAVDA

ERASE HISTORY


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Franta #1023370 2008-11-05 4:13 AM
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I'm glad I confessed all my sins last week, now I get to be part of the rapture!


Enjoy your seven years of tribulation, motherfuckers!

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\:lol\:

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The rest of the world is SOOOOOOO happy now..........


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Franta #1023388 2008-11-05 4:19 AM
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I give us less than two years before we join a global economic union and lose all say.

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Next thing you know we will lose all concept of what "rectum' "Damn near killed him" means!!!!!!


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
We have our photoshopping agents working over time. Soon that time will be erased from the history books.

Praise Allah. Praise the Hypno-President.


Those who control the past, control the future.

Those who control the present control the past.

Franta #1023399 2008-11-05 4:26 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Franta
Next thing you know we will lose all concept of what "rectum' "Damn near killed him" means!!!!!!


\:whoa\:

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OWNER OF A LONELY HEART!

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Franta #1023441 2008-11-05 4:37 AM
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yep, you guessed it....

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Barak Obama!!!!!!


ooopps wrong media catch phrase


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Franta #1023467 2008-11-05 4:44 AM
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This is actually Son of Mxy's bro. SoM was taken to heaven by Jesus Christ and the spirit of Nostradamus.

Son of Mxy #1023481 2008-11-05 4:48 AM
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Balliff WHACK his pee pee


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Franta #1023554 2008-11-05 5:29 AM
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We never had a chance coz Oprah and her media ghouls told them how to go Damn even Letterman got HIT

Who would ever vote for a dude who has beeen going to a blatant anti American and racist minnistor for 20 years and later build political plans with a terrorist!

WHA????


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Anti-life Equation = loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding x guilt x shame x failure x judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=Obama

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Yes that bastard joe the Plumber.....he spoke against allmighty Obama then by Jove lets allow illegal searchs into his background.....but investigating suspected terrorists? By Jove that is a restriction of their rights....something W would DO!


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Heck yeah. We're in charge now, suckers, and your sorry right-wing loser butts are DOOMED. DOOOOOOOMED! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

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 Originally Posted By: Calybos
Heck yeah. We're in charge now, suckers, and your sorry right-wing loser butts are DOOMED. DOOOOOOOMED! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


"Heck?" "Butts?"

See, comments like this one vault the B-plot from last night's South Park into " \:lol\: cuz " territory.


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who are you again?


go.

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
who are you again?


who cares?




Racks be to MisterJLA
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Chant FTW!

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 Originally Posted By: Calybos
Heck yeah. We're in charge now, suckers, and your sorry right-wing loser butts are DOOMED. DOOOOOOOMED! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


your obama prize is in the mail!


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