The Weiner Song ( Johnny Twopacks/Rev. Phill)
If I was an Osacar Meyer weiner
I would be forty percent leaner
don't eat any thing else for your dinner
have an oscar and you'll be a winner


Ballparks are not good for your health and you know it's true
have one more ballpark, man, and you'll surely spew.


If I was an Osacar Meyer weiner
I would be forty percent leaner
don't eat any thing else for your dinner
have an oscar and you'll be a winner YEAH!!!!