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. . . but at least I'm drunk.
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Shouldn't that read "but at last"?
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Grimm, you are ignorant, fourteen years old and should be shot before you harm what the rest of us call "society."
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quote: Originally posted by theory9: Shouldn't that read "but at last"?
Always gotta make fun of drunk people, don't ya? ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: Grimm, you are ignorant, fourteen years old and should be shot before you harm what the rest of us call "society."
Go run with scissors. Cuntface.
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JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: Velo, you are ignorant, fourteen years old and should be shot before you harm what the rest of us call "society."
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quote: Originally posted by thedoctor: quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: Mister President, you are ignorant, fourteen years old and should be shot before you harm what the rest of us call "society."
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quote: Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk: I like cows.
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The Weiner Song ( Johnny Twopacks/Rev. Phill) If I was an Osacar Meyer weiner I would be forty percent leaner don't eat any thing else for your dinner have an oscar and you'll be a winner
Ballparks are not good for your health and you know it's true have one more ballpark, man, and you'll surely spew.
If I was an Osacar Meyer weiner I would be forty percent leaner don't eat any thing else for your dinner have an oscar and you'll be a winner YEAH!!!!
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One of these days, I'll send Grimm and thedoctor The Annotated Kristogar Velo so they don't get all bitchy about stuff like this. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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What makes you think I would read anything you sent me?
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Because you haven't given me reason to think you'd have anything better to do other than drink or bug me here about posting in the HHQ?
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And I would tell you what I do in my spare time because. . .???
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You tell everybody lots of personal stuff, like when you're drunk or when you're pissy and bitchy about something I say.
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quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: Because you haven't given me reason to think you'd have anything better to do other than drink ......
Well, very few things are better than drinking.
I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'.
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quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: You tell everybody lots of personal stuff, like when you're drunk or when you're pissy and bitchy about something I say.
That's not personal stuff. Giving you shit is an amusing diversion.
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Oh no.. I do hope since Grimms soooo drunk he wont try and take advantage of me.. <looks innocent> *wink* ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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quote: Originally posted by Grimm: That's not personal stuff. Giving you shit is an amusing diversion.
You're certainly a touchy one. Maybe I should start calling you "PJP"...
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quote: Originally posted by Lor: Oh no..
I do hope since Grimms soooo drunk he wont try and take advantage of me.. <looks innocent>
*wink*
rrrRRRRRRrrrrrrr ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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oh please dont.. no, stop.. no, stop.. mmmrowl, dont stop! ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: Or Kristogar Velo!
I hear you ask all the boys to call you that...
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quote: Originally posted by Lor: oh please dont..
no, stop..
no, stop..
mmmrowl, dont stop!
Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I brought the KY. Had to go to Walmart cuz the grocery store was out.It was cheaper though; they had a 2-for-1 special...kinda like tonight LOL! LMAO! huarm...anyway, I....uh...brought the duct tape. Don't know what thats for. They only had double-sided sticky so I hope thats okay. Maybe we should've shaved our hair off cuz that stuff is a bitch when it gets ripped off. Ok ok...peanut butter, cool whip, matches, dog leash, studded dog collar, box of 75 condoms, bandana, chop sticks, fish bowl, hair net, clip on bowtie, noodles, bread, orange juice, laser pen...that, uh, is just for my personal entertainment....anyways penthouse magazine, video recorder, fake gun, jock strap, bubbleyum, cantomime lotion, smuckers grape jelly, and 3 toothbrushes....AH! AH WHAT THE FUCK! THE FUCK IS THIS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT! HOW IN THE HELL COULD THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?! ALL THIS PLANNING AND PATIENCE! WE WAITED SO LONG!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT! DAMMIT YOU GUYS! I forgot the Crest extra whitening.... BRB.
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quote: Originally posted by Kristogar Velo: quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: Or Kristogar Velo!
I hear you ask all the boys to call you that...
Only cause I like having the piss taken outta myself!
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quote: Originally posted by Lor: oh please dont..
no, stop..
no, stop..
mmmrowl, dont stop!
Again? Well, if you insist. ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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please nodont spank me.. oh please! <moaning> uh-uh-uh dont hurt me any more... ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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Yeah I can tell....
You mind cleanin that up?
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Why is my chair all sticky? I only popped out of the room for a few moments!
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Did you leave the room to go play with your winky?
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quote: Originally posted by Lor: please no
dont spank me.. oh please!
<moaning>
uh-uh-uh dont hurt me any more...
Or any less? ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: BOOBIES!!!!!!
Where? for the love of god where?
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quote: Originally posted by Grimm: quote: Originally posted by Lor: please no
dont spank me.. oh please!
<moaning>
uh-uh-uh dont hurt me any more...
Or any less?
uh huh uh no, no, not the bondages..
please dont tie me up.. mmmm ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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hmmmm. . .scarves or handcuffs? decisions, decisions. . .
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I'm back everybody, and look! I got a value deal!!!! 
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quote: Originally posted by Polar Boy: quote: Originally posted by Nowhereman: BOOBIES!!!!!!
Where? for the love of god where?

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That....is...not right. The bitch has a giant vain poking out of her lower right nipple. Thats just gross. I'd still fuck her, yeah....
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so anyway, yeah, I'm a little bit drunk. Anyway there's this waitress at the bar I go to and she's a cutey. I gave he a big tip once and told her its for looking so good, but I only have balls for that shit when I'm drunk. I'd love to ask her out but I think she'd turn me down. She calls me honey a lot, but thats the reason I order so many drinks from her. As long as she calls me honey when she asks if I want another beer I'll keep saying yes. hold on. gotta go take a piss. brb.
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