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Oh, she's just mad 'cause I can do simple algebra that she can't... even though she teaches algebra.
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I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe.  Her brownie recipe dies with me! (And no, G-Man, she runs marathons, is a health freak, etc. She puts nothing special in her brownies.....except, as Doc said, love...  ) I put my love into brownies once.
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I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe. Her brownie recipe dies with me! (And no, G-Man, she runs marathons, is a health freak, etc. She puts nothing special in her brownies.....except, as Doc said, love... ) I put my love into brownies once. And Balloon Knot ate the entire pan.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Someone should explain the difference between the men show yourself thread, and the women show yourself thread.
I can see how Pro got confused seeing as Uschi was the last to post pics of herself!
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Yeah... you're slipping, Dude. Reax got that joke before you.
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To be fair, he is on welshie time.
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SHUT the FUCK UP! You're out of your element, Reax!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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To be fair, I was skipping through pictures of a shrivelled bald man as quick as possible, so I didnt really look at any of the posts afterwards!
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......"shrivelled"? 
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Actually, to be honest, in just the past couple of years I've started looking my age. I had a baby-face most of my life. Time catches up to everyone, I guess... 
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I had a baby face, too, but I sold it on eBay.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Your Reserve Bid was too high... 
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Now you am just left with the baby penis.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Its useful for research purposes.
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Now you am just left with the baby penis. Wha?!! WHY YOU!!!!  LLLOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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His name is Robert Paulson!
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And he wonders why I say Trek is for gays!
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And he wonders why I say Trek is for gays! I always just assumed you said it, stating a fact.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You know its a fact, I know its a fact, but Pro has been living in denial.
His post just proves the fact even more.
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"Make it so, Cuntbag One!"
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Why isnt there an smillie for the word cunt?
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NNTTT!!!
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I asked that cunt, Rob, to make one ages ago.
Fucking cunt!
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NNTTT!!! LOL!!!
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Why isnt there an smillie for the word cunt? What about Elsia's avatar?
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smiley cunt, not smelly cunt.
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Okay, time to get a little emo for a moment. Simple fact is I love my girlfriend. We've been together for awhile now and I'm still loving every minute of it. We met when I was at the lowest point in my life. I was unceremoniously dumped by my ex. I lost my job. I lost my place. I lost everything. Our first date was paid for by selling what was left of my shit (comics, cds, dvds, video games). Still, despite the fact that my life was a good case for socialist and other wackos to prove the capitalism and the American Way are failed philosophies, she thought this guy who looked like life was just taking a giant shit on him was--at least--pretty cute and worth giving a shot. It wasn't easy winning her over, but I think that is all part of why I love her. I had to earn her. After awhile of feeling like a sack of shit every time I cashed an unemployment check (I honestly just quit calling in my claim because of how degrading it made me feel. The hunger pangs took on a symbolism, I guess, of how I was hungry for the good life again.), I finally got the rather unglamorous job of a fry cook. Still, it was a check and a start in the right direction. Soon, I had a room in a dirty room in a dirty house with a couple of other degenerates. And, I was winning over her. Eventually, the owner of the restaurant saw that I was more than a fry cook. And, I got promoted to shift manager. I started making more money. I was able to take her out on better dates than McDonald's. It wasn't long until I was moved up to manager. Better money. After a year and a half, I got out of that shit hole house and got my own place again...with her. I started going to corporate conferences. I've made friends and have drinks with the founders of a thirty million dollar company and am now being groomed for the move to corporate. The American Way works. The American Dream is alive. I may not be able to convey that effectively through words all the time. I may only be able to say that those who think otherwise are just a bunch of commie pinkos, idiots, and "progressive" douchbags. But, I've lived The Dream and it is very fucking cool.
Which brings me back to why I love my girlfriend. Like living The Dream, she didn't make it easy. I had to work for her. I had to earn her love. But, it was worth it and I've earned her love and so much more in only the course of a few years.
God bless America and God bless Knitwit!
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Motley Crue Night:
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I'd post more but I had to promise not to post the ones showing too much skin.
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Motley Crue Night:
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well played iggy. 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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She's hotness, Iggy!  I hear you, brother. There's nothing like a good woman who contributes to your life in a positive way. So many people get held down by vapid, needy drama-queens. And they take it because they don't believe they can do any better. I'm glad to hear you're in a healthy relationship.
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