personal computers, or "PCs", and modern day telephones might look similar, what with all their fancy buttons and such, but they aren't the same. for example, a lot of the new telephones are not connected by any cord and can be brought with you anywhere you go. these "cellular" phones offer many features that computers do, such as "electronic mail." however, unlike modern day computers, cellular phones can often carry with them various charges for usage by ma bell and the rest of the telephone posse. my goal is to avoid these charges through the proper cellular phone settings, and access electronic mail for free.
...which would seem to be the kind of topic that a guy who works with computers would be explaining to the restaurant owner, not the other way around.
Rob, Rob, Rob....you're a charming young gay man with a lot to offer the right life partner. You don't need to feign ignorance in your chosen field to hook a man. Just be yourself and, hopefully, PJP will notice you.