RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts JQ

Everyone who responds after this is dumb...

[ 08-07-2002, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: JQ ]

survey says?

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i have spoken

Dude.

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[ 04-20-2003, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: JQ ]

Can I be a mod of the rasslin forums again?

bsams where has THEDude been?

What else should I be
All apologies
What else should I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

In the sun
In the sun I feed as one
In the sun
In the sun
I'm married
buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezeburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy
All in all is we all are

I may cry.....

Come as you are, as you were,
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late
Take a rest as a friend as an old memoria

Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria

And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun

surrre Queen Anthai sure...

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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
survey says?

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JQ is gay!

Kudos!

LOL

I have decided on this day of the lord,19th December 2000,I shall kill JQ to usher in the true begining of the next millenium!!

If you do I will take back every bad thing I said about you!

It is a good thing that JQ is a virgin,as its getting hard to find a virgin sacrifice in this day & age!
JQ is a virgin as being arse fucked doesnt count!

Boy NM even you get nice around Christmas!
Gob bless you!

I outbid Renaldo for JQ's virginity on Ebay! Unfortunately, I lost it while teaching my morning kindergarten class, just like the last one! I think the kids are just jealous because I took all their's too!

Uh anybody know where I can get another one?

you should talk to Radu...

the spahgetti sauce?

BAGU IS MY NAME. SHOW MY NOTE TO RIVER MAN.

BOOBIES!

Thanks for the Grammaries.

I'm blind!

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Member of the Gob militia

and peein red!

Just kick Fistogar out, and make JQ mod again, Rob. Or else.

It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

How come all of the planets are spherical?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

First-run seasons of Sunny will continue to air on FX. In addition to the five seasons already produced, Comedy Central has also acquired the rights to seasons six and seven which premiere in the fall of 2010 and 2011 respectively. The title of most episodes is presented as a punchline tying in with the gag in the cold open. For example, in one cold open, Dee protests that whenever Frank hangs out with The Gang, someone gets hurt. Frank disagrees and asks "I'm just palling around with the guys, how's anyone going to get hurt?" Immediately the title card appears, reading "Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire". In the first season, the title of the show would show up before the title of the episode. Starting in season two, the title appears as the theme song starts, directly before the credits roll. The title is almost always a complete sentence describing the plot of the episode. Episode titles almost always are a sentence incorporating one or more of the main characters name or their collective appellation of "The Gang". For example episodes have included "Charlie Gets Molested", "Dennis and Mac: Manhunters" and "The Gang Gets Whacked".

Dragonflies are known as snake doctors because they can bring dead snakes back to life. (myth)

There were huge dinosaur dragonflies that lived 300 million years ago. (fact – the largest fossil found had a 2 ½ foot wingspan, and currently there are dragonflies in Costa Rica that measure 7 ½ inches across the wings.)

Dragonflies have huge stingers and some people are allergic to their stings and can die. (myth – the thing that looks like a stinger on a dragonfly is actually called a clasper and the male dragonfly uses it to hold onto the female when they are mating.)

There are about 5,000 different species of dragonflies all over the world except in Antarctica. 450 of the species can be found in the United States and about 80 species in British Columbia. (fact, most of the 5,000 species are found in remote, tropical areas.)

A dragonfly’s eyes have about 30,000 lenses and a dragonfly can see all the way around it, but they don’t see details very well. (fact, a human eye only has one lens and sees better than a dragonfly, but only to the front and side of them.)

From the time a dragonfly egg hatches, it can live anywhere from six months to six years, but only about two months as an actual dragonfly. (fact, most of the time spent is as a nymph in the water before the dragonfly’s metamorphosis into a full grown dragonfly.)

In the old days, dragonflies would seek out bad kids and sew their mouths together with their claspers while they slept. Dragonflies were known as the devil’s darning needles. (myth – dragonflies don’t have pockets to carry the thread to the beds of sleeping wicked children.)

A dragonfly’s scientific name is Odonta, which comes from the words “tooth-jawed” because the entomologist (insect scientist), Johann Christian Fabricius, who named them studied the dragonflies’ mouths in order to distinguish the different species. Now their wings are studied as well to classify dragonflies. (fact – other names for dragonflies around the world are water dipper in England, old glassy in China, and the ancient Celts called dragonflies big needle of wings.)

Large vibrations make a loud sound, and small vibrations make a quieter sound.

It happened a long time ago. Santa Claus was preparing an annual journey but at each step he faced problems. Four of his milf elves were sick and the other milf elves did not produce toys as fast as was necessary. Santa Claus was nervous that will not manage to do it on time.

When he went to harness reindeer noticed that three of them are pregnant and two jumped the fence and escaped somewhere. When he began to load the sleigh a board cracked and a toy bag fell to the ground and the content spilled out.

Frustrated Santa Claus came to the cottage to drink a coffee and something more powerful. When he approached the kitchen cabinet noticed that the milf elves hid his liqueur. Even more frustrated dropped a cup of coffee which crashed into hundreds of pieces. He went to take the broom and found that the mouse ate straw which was made.

Suddenly the door bell called and Santa Claus cursed violently. When he opened the door saw a small milf angel with some great Christmas tree. The milf angel said happily:
- Merry Christmas, St. Nicholas. Is not a lovely day? I have a beautiful Christmas tree for you. Is not this tree beautiful? What would you like me to do with it?

In this way arose the tradition placing some small milf angel on the top of the Christmas tree.

Eagles are an American rock band formed in Los Angeles, California in 1971 by Glenn Frey, Don Henley, Bernie Leadon and Randy Meisner.
With five number one singles, six Grammies, and six number one albums, the Eagles were one of the most successful recording artists of the 1970s. At the end of the 20th century, two of their albums, Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975) and Hotel California, ranked among the 20 best-selling albums in the U.S. according to the Recording Industry Association of America. Hotel California is ranked 37th in Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, and the band was ranked #75 on the magazine's 2004 list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time. They also have the best selling album in the U.S. with Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975), which sold more than 29 million copies.

1170

Burn the midnight oil. 


Results are not necessarily proportionate to time spent pursuing a goal. 
b. Life needs balance. Long hours create procrastination ("I can always finish later").