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PrometheusX and Gooz...

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Me and The Mad Cow and SuperduperdoubledupermanX and rickymartingatemyskirt and The Grinch and JC...

Official list of JQocracy members:

JQ
Elmo
10 Trucker's
The Pizza Guy
Bsams
Rob Kamphausen
Dave
I'm Not Mister Mxypltk

The entire population of China and the entire population of Japan...

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Coup D'Ètat

coup d'Ètat(4 times)

the government gets overthrown
a sudden force,a major blow
over out,the new comes in
coup d'Ètat
give me a bomb
a molotov
it's a coup d'Ètat!
the generalisimo sets up shop
step out of line
your neck's on the block
armies marching through the streets
dressed so sharp,dressed so neat

coup d'Ètat(twice)

a push from the left and a shove from the right
it's all planned up,we'll do it tonight
first the president then his wife
we'll take them for ranson
or take their lives
attack their embassy
they are our enemies
el presidente smokes cigars
whoever he does not like
he shoots or put behind bars

coup d'Ètat(twice)

kill all

You're all just jealous of me!

Why can't they settle for envious, like me?

because you called dibs.......did you dial down the center though?

Heh.

"Jism Queen"

Nicely done.

It just fitted him perfectly!

Both descriptive and amusing.

My understanding of the history of JQ is as follows:

1. JQ first came to prominence about 2 and a half years ago when the NBs has laid siege to the OPPT board.

2. A strong desire to be accepted as a member of the group led to his appointment as "gimp".

3. JQ is actually quite funny (not as funny as Sexy Mxy but funny sometimes) and takes the abuse well.

4. Last year, JQ set up the JQocracy, a website on the Homestead platform. The JQocracy is not a high traffic site.

Can anyone else fill in the missing pieces of the JQ puzzle? Allegations of oral sex with camels, true or not, are acceptable.

JQ originated from the Mad boards when we landed there!
Some good came in the form of Butter,but JQ tagged along like a bad smell!
There was/is a JQ`s humour board on Yahoo,& there was also an I hate JQ board on Yahoo!
JQ had a sister called JC!
JQ was revealed to be Rob`s cool persona!

[ 08-01-2002, 06:16 PM: Message edited by: Nowhereman ]

That JC bitch was sexy as hell.

Easy, too.

What about my chupacabras, the Pizza guy, Elmo, my legions of smilies, and the nancy boy?

JQ, we never really payed attention, we just nodded our heads to keep you happy...

It's true!

Yeah, take off the kid gloves... kick it up a notch! BAM!

Yeah, a thread's not realy interesting untill someone gets kicked in the nuts.

Or until Zod shows up!

I just realized something! Zod is doz spelled backwards! Now I just need to find out what doz means, if anything.

RONELDO?!?!?!?!?

Im pretty sure it doesnt mean that......

Yes. The name's Rinulda.

Adlunir!?

They're running out of ideas for Legion of Superheroes members...

I'm bored!

That's because you've got the concentration span of a goldfish with attention deficit disorder.

I want to see some good Legionnaires, like:

1. Loose Morals Lass
2. Gullet Girl
3. Ubsequitious Lad
4. Bondage Boy
5. Timber Poof
6. Ferret Lad
7. Shrinking Penis
8. Cappucino Kid

I'm still bored!

What you need is a good wank.

And no,I will NOT help you.